This was really the night of the last supper. All Hashers' were dressed in their Roman gear to celebrate the grand night of awards.
there was a short run and plenty of drinks at the drink stop. The down downs went on into the awards.
Mountie won the Best club person of the year, Criss Cross the best Run (The Night of the Dead).
Her Vagesty won the Spectacle of the year for her efforts at the Shed!
Candida won the Shithouse run of the year... not sure why
The rest I cannot remember
Any was there and played some great music for us to dance to.
little Evil did a crack song
JeSoS did it his why...Pricks!
There are lots of great photos which one day we may see.
see you next week for the last run in the bush for the summer at Slatey Creek godbless Nummy
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Run 1654 Lake Wendouree, Hare;Pebbles
This run was well marked and about 7 kilometres, which is a test for a small group of the Hash runners. We took in the Lake, Victoria Park and the Lake Wendouree gardens. What a beautiful place we live in!
The drink stop was stocked with Guinness, as I forgot to mention it was St Patricks day;the run was marked twice, to be sure, to be sure. The majority of Hashers made the effort to dressing green. Bent Nose looked more Scottish than Irish, B.P was a treat in her leprechaun hat, the Bill had his shirt on inside out and D& C had the green hair happening.
The FOP O Metre was absent and Mrs D reluctantly assumed the position and screwed Pebbles.
There were no significant runs and SS complained, cos, he has not had control of the book for the last few weeks.
The down downs wished Candida a happy birthday, welcome backs to D & C and OMG Hymen came back. It was lovely to see him again after so many weeks. Fascinated told a joke about Tommy, which was funny. Spencer was quiet as he had surgery in the am to his troublesome elbow.
Normal and Bad Hair day cooked a delicious broiled meal on the BBQ. The sausages were fantastic but some of the steak was very rare, Moo!
Next week is the awards night, wear your toga. See you there god bless Nummy.
The drink stop was stocked with Guinness, as I forgot to mention it was St Patricks day;the run was marked twice, to be sure, to be sure. The majority of Hashers made the effort to dressing green. Bent Nose looked more Scottish than Irish, B.P was a treat in her leprechaun hat, the Bill had his shirt on inside out and D& C had the green hair happening.
The FOP O Metre was absent and Mrs D reluctantly assumed the position and screwed Pebbles.
There were no significant runs and SS complained, cos, he has not had control of the book for the last few weeks.
The down downs wished Candida a happy birthday, welcome backs to D & C and OMG Hymen came back. It was lovely to see him again after so many weeks. Fascinated told a joke about Tommy, which was funny. Spencer was quiet as he had surgery in the am to his troublesome elbow.
Normal and Bad Hair day cooked a delicious broiled meal on the BBQ. The sausages were fantastic but some of the steak was very rare, Moo!
Next week is the awards night, wear your toga. See you there god bless Nummy.
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Run 1553 Miners Tavern Hare; F57ck whit Phil
This run was confusing for many of the Hasher's cos the trail crossed over the run from 2 weeks ago. Some found the drink stop easy while others took their time.
The down downs were held in a private area which was just as well because it was Spencer Hocking 1000 run and he enjoyed the challenge of 1000 down downs.
The FOP O Metre was going up and down but Phil made sure the rise was better than Bent Nose's.
Little Evil was the Sergeant and again proved he has a quick wit which is always surprising!
There was a welcome back for Dumbers favourite man Haemorrhoid's, GILF goodbye, Mountie for not knowing how to use self service, Spencer told a joke and Tommy Half a Bar was jealous, Glider for driving from Sydney and driving a Volvo, Normal for being him.
The meal was good and this is the venue for the upcoming Balls Up in October.
That's it the run for next week is now at the lake at a rotunda. The one where Shafted backed into the pole. See you there Nummy
The down downs were held in a private area which was just as well because it was Spencer Hocking 1000 run and he enjoyed the challenge of 1000 down downs.
The FOP O Metre was going up and down but Phil made sure the rise was better than Bent Nose's.
Little Evil was the Sergeant and again proved he has a quick wit which is always surprising!
There was a welcome back for Dumbers favourite man Haemorrhoid's, GILF goodbye, Mountie for not knowing how to use self service, Spencer told a joke and Tommy Half a Bar was jealous, Glider for driving from Sydney and driving a Volvo, Normal for being him.
The meal was good and this is the venue for the upcoming Balls Up in October.
That's it the run for next week is now at the lake at a rotunda. The one where Shafted backed into the pole. See you there Nummy
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Run 1652 Ballarat Indian Restuarnt Hare: Bent Nose
JeSOS arrived in sunglasses hiding his large periobital haematoma which he received for pissing near a very angry man. This injury prevented him attending his cousins wedding which JeSOS was a groomsman! Poor baby
Bent Nose set a great run but he did cross trail, a big mistake for a Hash man of his years. The run took the Hashers into areas we had not ventured for many years. The drink stop had lollies which Mountie did not eat and attempted to stop Flo Jo eating as her arse, according to Mountie, was expanding.
The down downs were held at the MADE park in front of a monument honouring Masturbators forebears. The down downs included a welcome to a visitor from PNG, to the Bill for touching up Nummies great arse, Mountie for doing a Cher on the guns, Pus Bucket for missing Spartacus, If I could turn back time. The Grog Master ran out of beer cos there were so many but I have forgotten what they all were.
Back at the restaurant we enjoyed the food and tucked in like there was no tomorrow.
Next weeks run is at the Miner Taern and the Hare is F25k Whit Phil and GILFs last run before moving to Wogga. God bless Nummy.
Bent Nose set a great run but he did cross trail, a big mistake for a Hash man of his years. The run took the Hashers into areas we had not ventured for many years. The drink stop had lollies which Mountie did not eat and attempted to stop Flo Jo eating as her arse, according to Mountie, was expanding.
The down downs were held at the MADE park in front of a monument honouring Masturbators forebears. The down downs included a welcome to a visitor from PNG, to the Bill for touching up Nummies great arse, Mountie for doing a Cher on the guns, Pus Bucket for missing Spartacus, If I could turn back time. The Grog Master ran out of beer cos there were so many but I have forgotten what they all were.
Back at the restaurant we enjoyed the food and tucked in like there was no tomorrow.
Next weeks run is at the Miner Taern and the Hare is F25k Whit Phil and GILFs last run before moving to Wogga. God bless Nummy.
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Run 1651 Freight Hotel Virgin Hare: Fascinator
Fascinator was nervous and excited at the same time, it was his chance to map out the run of the year, and all in all it wasn't a bad go for the first one. It was well marked in chalk and went from side to side across the road. The number of runners was small but we were heading to the fabulous East so the pace was quickened as we know the track so well. The trail went up Black Hill and the Billy Goat set forth to scale the heights of the hill. He soon lost interest and followed Nummy and GILF who were short cutting. The experienced short cutters found trail at the bottom of the hill and headed to the drink stop. The Hare, Shafted, Criss Cross and Precious did not come down from the Hill.
Was the Virgin Hare lost?
The Hasher's were anxious for their safety cos the Hare had the keys to the car with the drinks...
Never fear, Normals here and HE had the key's. The exciting thing was there was no eski but a little blue shell pool in the boot to keep the Drinks cold.
The Virgin hare picked a great spot for the dink stop, under the railway bridge and there we had the company of two homeless females enjoying a shot of illicit medication. As they left they propositioned Little Evil but he turned them down cos they had not had a shower for some time...
Back at the Hotel, Mountie, Lois and JeSOS were planning the awards night, shame they missed a good run.
The FOP O Metre was handled by Little Evil who manipulated the metre to a reasonable height for the Virgin Fascinator.
Boot Rooter was the Sergeant at Arms and the Down Downs were interrupted cos of the noise and moved to a more private area... sort of lost the momentum, speaking of momentum GLIDER and Dumber have a penis growing on their elbows, Candida did a Sharon Stone for the Boys,Tommy told another really good joke with props and all, still didn't cut the mustard. Fascinateor told a joke also and it was funny. SS was excited as some one has a significant run coming up. BP is upset she will not be at the run next week to clean up. GILF and Nummy were fighting over food but that's OK, our food will be untouched in a couple of weeks as GILF is leaving to move to TEFLON country...
That's about it, next weeks run is a Pleasant Street. Please ensure you are really, really messy so BP will have lots to do when she gets home. Bent Nose is the Hare and by all accounts a real slob... God bless Nummy
Was the Virgin Hare lost?
The Hasher's were anxious for their safety cos the Hare had the keys to the car with the drinks...
Never fear, Normals here and HE had the key's. The exciting thing was there was no eski but a little blue shell pool in the boot to keep the Drinks cold.
The Virgin hare picked a great spot for the dink stop, under the railway bridge and there we had the company of two homeless females enjoying a shot of illicit medication. As they left they propositioned Little Evil but he turned them down cos they had not had a shower for some time...
Back at the Hotel, Mountie, Lois and JeSOS were planning the awards night, shame they missed a good run.
The FOP O Metre was handled by Little Evil who manipulated the metre to a reasonable height for the Virgin Fascinator.
Boot Rooter was the Sergeant at Arms and the Down Downs were interrupted cos of the noise and moved to a more private area... sort of lost the momentum, speaking of momentum GLIDER and Dumber have a penis growing on their elbows, Candida did a Sharon Stone for the Boys,Tommy told another really good joke with props and all, still didn't cut the mustard. Fascinateor told a joke also and it was funny. SS was excited as some one has a significant run coming up. BP is upset she will not be at the run next week to clean up. GILF and Nummy were fighting over food but that's OK, our food will be untouched in a couple of weeks as GILF is leaving to move to TEFLON country...
That's about it, next weeks run is a Pleasant Street. Please ensure you are really, really messy so BP will have lots to do when she gets home. Bent Nose is the Hare and by all accounts a real slob... God bless Nummy
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Run 1650 Sparrow Reverve Hare:Pus Bucket
A big group gathered for this keenly anticipated event. The run was good and was in bushland and ended at the back of one of Mounties sisters places. Immaculate Conception had to be carried on the walk by FOP which probably impacted on his performance in the cricket game. The drink stop was cut short to start the cricket match.
The pairs were selected and there was a huge crowd gathered to see who would win the best bat this year. Flo J and Rowdy had been training, JeSOS and Hymen were confident, Masterbaiter and Gilder could not remember why they were there and the young nephews of Mounties were keen to win.
Spartacus was the umpire with Pus Bucket calling the scores. The game was played with enthusiasm and many of the players played great games but just could not make the winning score. The surprise winners was the father and son team of Shafted and Little Evil. congratulations boys.
The FOP O Metre was back and loved the atmosphere of the great game.
Down, downs were held in the dark and GILF and Fluid Movement were worried they may not get food.
When the food did come there was not a crumb left for the possums.
The night got cold and so although it was a great night it was not a late night.
Next week is at the Freight Hotel in Peel street and the virgin hare is Fascinator.
See you there love Nummy.
The pairs were selected and there was a huge crowd gathered to see who would win the best bat this year. Flo J and Rowdy had been training, JeSOS and Hymen were confident, Masterbaiter and Gilder could not remember why they were there and the young nephews of Mounties were keen to win.
Spartacus was the umpire with Pus Bucket calling the scores. The game was played with enthusiasm and many of the players played great games but just could not make the winning score. The surprise winners was the father and son team of Shafted and Little Evil. congratulations boys.
The FOP O Metre was back and loved the atmosphere of the great game.
Down, downs were held in the dark and GILF and Fluid Movement were worried they may not get food.
When the food did come there was not a crumb left for the possums.
The night got cold and so although it was a great night it was not a late night.
Next week is at the Freight Hotel in Peel street and the virgin hare is Fascinator.
See you there love Nummy.
Run 1649 Taronga Road Hare: Lois Lane
This was a run in the bush which kept a few Hasher's happy but unfortunately the locals were not. The Hasher's suffered a barrage of abuse due to the potential fire danger created by parking cars in long grass. The irate local drove his car through the group to make some point... luckily no one challenge this person and the remainder of the run went past without any further abuse.
The run was good and well set by rowdy (the Ginger Niger) and Lois.
The FOP O Metre was again missing so Dumber was the stand in which provided only a small example of the excitement of the run.
The on on was back at Lois's house and the Hasher's were provided with a meal to feed 500 men, meat, vegies, gravy, cake and other yummy delights.
Shafted was on fire with his jokes and Tommy did his best.
The night was good and again we thank Lois for a great night.
As next week has happened but the run is at Sparrow Reserve and the Hare is Pus Bucket and the theme is the annual cricket match.
The run was good and well set by rowdy (the Ginger Niger) and Lois.
The FOP O Metre was again missing so Dumber was the stand in which provided only a small example of the excitement of the run.
The on on was back at Lois's house and the Hasher's were provided with a meal to feed 500 men, meat, vegies, gravy, cake and other yummy delights.
Shafted was on fire with his jokes and Tommy did his best.
The night was good and again we thank Lois for a great night.
As next week has happened but the run is at Sparrow Reserve and the Hare is Pus Bucket and the theme is the annual cricket match.
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