Thursday, January 28, 2016

25/1/16 Australia Day Run Leagues Club The Bill

This run saw the return of the GM to the scene of the dismissal. Last time we darkened those doors- well it was suggested that we take Hash elsewhere. SoS and Half a Bar - and his mate Ben- were there so what could go wrong?
The Bill's run took us around Black Hill and the wiser Hashers ignored the more unlikely on-backs.
The charges were conducted in the same Sports Bar where SOS and Half a Bar exceeded the allowable number of expletives last time.
Mrs D stood in as Sergeant and the Choirmaster made sure we kept a lid on things.
Bait was congratulated on attaining 69.
 Remote told the Shih tzu joke.
Mrs D, Prescious, Lois, Gilf and Teflon got the Australia Day drinks.
We seemed to get away without offending any patrons this time.
Next week at 219 Coalmine Rd

Monday, January 4, 2016

4/1/16 New Year Run at Rowdy's

  •  BP and Lois in 20 Years an Australian
  • Plucka and Missing Link in Cycling News. Plucka for working for an accident prone montain biker and The Link for pushing his bike around most of the run.
  • Fascinator for dramatically re-telling the one ending with Pauline standing next to the pope and spectators asking "Who is that next to Pauline?" I have spared you the details.
  • Patrick for just being enthusiastic
  • Rowdy for arousing the Screw
  • Pebbles for sharing phone porn
  • Bubba for being the only one of us with less than 3 layers of clothing
Sendoff drinks for Fluid this Thurs at the Athletic Bar 6:30.
Next Week The pavillion Chisholm St Black Hill. On After Eureka Pasta
Thanks to Shafted for hosting the 1st Feb run at 219 Coalmine Rd Lal Lal.