Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Australia Day Run 1385

Gidday Mates

Not sure how to say that with a kiwi excent!!

Good to see so many patriotic hashers decked out in various Australian clothing. The walkers looked like we were on a crusade with P.E carrying that great big flag.

We had a new runner. 'Pueder' from next door. He is most welcome back as I saw him trying to contribute money for the drink stop. I must let him know when my next run is.

I went with the palindromic theme for the significant runs for obvious reasons.
Road Runner 525, Excess Baggage 55 & Chris Cross 606.
Also had a couple of good roots, oops I mean square roots. Num Num & Easy Rider.

In keeping with the good ole Aussie volunteerism all the volunteer Australians were recognized & Spencer Hocking was awarded the 'Sam Kick-a Bitch' Unaustralian of the year award for cooking beef & not lamb on the spit.

Run was great, esp the run through 'pervert bush'. R.A did a good job with the weather & to top off the night we had fireworks.
Shame about the cricket though. I reckon that bat Carpet Burns found on the run without the handle was actually Ricky Pontings & the handle was stuck up his arse by one of the South Africans.
For all you early leavers, Mountie & Snags turned up late. We were pub stop number 12!!!
Snags put the bat on the spit so you can expect to be playing for our very own hash ashes when he has his cricket night in a few weeks.

Well, the social season is upon us. Don't forget the Black Tie trip on Monday. Bus leaves the City Oval at 6pm.
Also start looking that hot red number for the following week. It is the Red Dress Run & will be at Silics place 13 Howitt St.

On On
Lois Lane

Monday, January 19, 2009

Run 1384

Hi all

What a hot run that was. I guess only SS could get us tarts all hot & sweaty on a hash run. Even at 67yrs he still has it.

Maybe you young blokes could learn a thing or two from the old master. Esp given you all confessed you can't screw properly & are relying on the 'oldies' to bring along 'the tarts with tits'.

Welcome to the new runner Chris aka Weaner.

Welcomes back to Exit, Phukwit Phil, Cleavage, Tim & Allan.

Significant Runs: Carpet Burns - 66 That is suxty sux for those who can't speak UnZud.

New shoes: Weaner

Run/walk was pretty enjoyable, esp as SS managed to lead us through the local rubbish dump as well. He even turned up to the wet check in a car with a matching number plate. I guess that number plate would come in handy, esp when you take Vibes on a date.

Also, it's hard to believe that someone actually tried to 'out dumb' Dumb & Dumber but Sqizzy had a good go at it.
Lucky for him I was the only witness to this deft piece of driving as he tried to run his matchbox car over a ditch only to be stranded jammed on the top of the ditch. There they sat swaying from the front left wheel to the back right wheel. The two of us tried to push it back only to see Sqizzy disappear under a spray of dirt as the front wheel dug in but didn't grip.
At this point our savior arrived. Yep none other than D & D himself who promptly sat me & Num Num in the boot for weight - yeah thanks for that!! and pushed it out.
I'm not sure what was worse. Being stuck or being saved by Dumb & Dumber.
Anyway, lucky I was the only witness cos Squiz knew his secret would be safe with me.

Next weeks run is at Spencer Hockings place in Durham St. It is Australia Day theme & the On After is at same venue & is a Spit.
Usually a good Aussie party is a BBQ then a spit but this one is just the spit!!

Don't forget the Black Tie Night is coming up. Names & $30 to Bad Hair Day please.

On On
Lois Lane

Monday, January 12, 2009

Courtesy of Bent - Tips for understanding the GM

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Hoppi & Remotes' Darncing Night

Run 1383

Hi Everyone

I finally have my computer back so the blog is back on track, & what a night to start my New Year blog.

We had 2 new members who have transferred from Perth. Welcome P.E & Easy Ride.
Also 2 new runners. Dos (alias Adrian) & Chris
Welcome back Wylie & Carmilla

Only one significant run. Donuts 469.

There were 2 birthday down downs. 1/2 a Bar 60th & Dos.
Congratulations to 1/2 a Bra for putting up with 1/2 a Bar for 10 years of wedded bliss.

Well, what a big effort Hoppi & Remote put in for this run.
Great weather tick, short run tick, 2 drinks stops tick, great venue tick, awesome food tick, band tick, male stripper ##???. Ok I guess we can't have it all our own way.
Don't give up your day job 1/2 a Bar, I doubt Chippendales will be calling you anytime soon.

Did you tarts see the darnce 'hang abouts' drinking round the back of Silics van all night. They said they were creating a real aussie country darnce feel by getting drunk outside waiting for the ugly sheila's to leave alone. I thought that was really funny til I woke up this morning & realised I was the only one that got a ride home with one of them!!! Ouch.

Don't forget the Black Tie Night is coming up in a few weeks. You need to get your name & money to Bad hair Day.

Next weeks run. The hare is SS and it will be at 5 Ways & On After at Top Eureka.

On On
Lois Lane