Tuesday, November 27, 2012

1587 26/11/12 East Point Bowling Club - Schoolies run - Hare Candida

1587 26/11/12 East Point Bowling Club - Schoolies run - Hare Candida

All the Hashers had gone through their cupboards and dusted off the old school uniforms. The run was a challenge of mind and spirit (alcoholic), with no identifiable trail. The Hashers attended several fine public houses where you were provided with a drink if you could complete the task. Not sure who won, but we understand that spelling is an issue for some of the younger Hashers.

On arrival back at the venue a drinking game was introduced - Heads or tails, strip or scull...

Candida the old dog displayed yet again her skill at swallowing beer... beat Nummy by minutes, tick tick. Candida also told a joke which cut Tommy Half a Bar out. The moral of the story is Australian men do like tie women.

The masturbater did a bit of wild life rescue of a tiny Duck. Shafted took it home, fingers crossed it will survive. The Squizzly did attempt to crush it in the beautiful blue jacket Sargent's.

The Grand Chicken master gave the Hashers a demonstration of Tidy Tiling... poor bugger doing that on your hands and knees all day...

Dinner was a BBQ which was delicious, Silli unt, had the night off.

Next weeks run sounds complicated so read the previous blog by Rowdy for instructions.

As usual, Love and Clucking Nummy.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

1585 State Forest Road - Hare Donuts

1585 State Forest Road - Hare Donuts

Wow what a great run, Hashes were again out in the bush, the air was fresh with just a hint of breeze. A couple of enthusiastic Hashes (Rowdy & the Bill) took the long way to the drink stop, but there was plenty of drinks to share.

The down downs were held back at Donuts place with a raging fire, which was fantastic. The beer was the last of Fop home brew (2011) which made the Hash Cash very happy. Normal was back and ensured his friends Masturbate & Cris Cross got a drink.

Silli unt was away so Hymen was the BBQ cook. My goodness, Hymens meat great , .. and we all got a piece! ... and the salads were also sensational and plenty for all, thanks big fella Donuts.

Actually the group was small and nothing else major happened.

See you all at next weeks Black tie event. Bus is booked and leaving City Oval at 6pm sharp......

Love & clucking Nummy

1584 6/11/12 Melbourne Cup - Hare Glider

1584 6/11/12 Melbourne Cup - Hare Glider

The Ballarat Hash House Harriers "Riversgate Wines" Cup was again held at the East Point Club rooms and a good field of runners were present. Glider, the well trusted organiser of this annual event did not let the attending crowd down, and the event was a success.

The track for the first run was wet and the pack found the course difficult to navigate due to the wet conditions washing away most of the markings. The new young runner Bevan (Fop/Dickhead creation) did not understand the rules of hash and attempted to race some of the old Hashers. Candida reminded the youngster of the follies of racing via visual scars..... (Dumb Dog)!

Several races were held over the night with a good number of punters. The main race, the "Riversgate Wines Cup" was contested by a big field and the overall winner was Spartacus. This dark horse had not raced before at East point. He was carrying less weight than most of the field and with his long legs, a placing was a certainty. His trainer Pus Bucket was pleased with the win and stated most of the credit for Spartacus's success was due to some hard drinking at the J.D stable and some long bush rides leading up to the cup.

The Fashions on the field was well patronised by the beautiful fillies, the judge John Cotter was under pressure to come up with a winner, particularly as K.F.C was in the parade, but you guessed it, the old chicken blogger Nummy won. The out fit was a creation based on the Chicken theme with a feathered tickler head piece.

Tommy half a Bar again wanted to tell a joke...(When will this man learn?) but could not remember the joke!

The food was good and there was plenty for everyone to fill up on! Great event Glider....go Green Moon....

Love and Clucking nummy

Sunday, November 4, 2012

1583 City Oval Hotel - Hare Sorry

1583 City Oval Hotel -  Hare Sorry

Great night for a spooky run as the theme was Halloween, lots of glow in the dark stickers and head gear...
Sorry provided for those of us who had forgotten the nights theme.

The crowd were reluctant to pay the increased chicken taxes and again the run started late as we had to order meals just as we were about to go out the door.
The run was good , around the streets with two drink stops (getting our moneys worth).

Shame, shame the meals were served before the down downs which was actually good. Though there were a lot of complaints... blah blah

Rear entry and the Silly  unt when to dine at another place due to the cost. Poor old pensioners!

Spencer screwed the virgin run with great pleasure. The trail was well marked and we had a full blue moon. Tommy wanted to tell a joke but the crowd were not happy so he kept quiet.

Down, downs were for Mr Sorry and Candida. Candida and Sorry had a couple of Sculling challenges.. I think Candida has been foxing about her ability to drink Beer!

The raffle was won by the birthday boy Rowdy...just what he needed another bottle of wine.

That's it ... see you for the Melbourne cup run at East point next week. Hare is Glider. Lots of Love and clucking Nummy