Welcome to the weekly blog of the Sovereign Hash House Harriers, where this week we marked the anniversary of SS’s birthday, with a specially marked SS trail. A letter of thanks from June was read to the circle (see separate post). Bookmarks from SS’s funeral and a bag of SS’s hash tops were then made available to all our hashers.
Without Lois Lane we skipped welcomes backs. Sniffy runs were awarded to Jus Cum on 272 and Boner on 77. Apologies were made to Quick Dick for missing his significant run last week and he scored a drink for reaching 301 runs. Then there was a call for if one retired Dr drinks, all retired Dr drink, I missed the retired bit and stepped forward as I thought it was all Dr’s. Then it got messy, and I got a drink anyway. D&C was then charged 3 drinks for running 3 of her on backs, claiming she forgot they were there.
Mountie then stepped up to screw D&C. Mountie had been told of various significant locations all along the trail that included, the corner of Main Rd and Eureka St, with something about the hydroponic store and the missionary position. We then recognised the yum cha, the timeline in the park, the playground and Short St, as SS was vertically challenged. It was also mentioned that People Pleaser may have had an anal exam from Rowdy on trail. Mountie finished her screw with a couple of relevant biblical quotes.
NBCL then stepped up and began by mentioning that he was disappointed that the Nutbush didn’t make hottest 100 list, but we did have a star in our midst, Jus Cum won the gold Logie. Rowdy was then charged for 6 cases of VD and if one retired Dr drinks, all retired Dr’s drink, so Quick Dick had a drink too. There was then a joke about Normal, who had had a procedure and was told he could not feel anything from the waist down. His response was “just tits then”. Bent Nose was then charged for taking time to decorate his entry in the book, so he could make it easier to find his name. Precious was charged for making Cinderella too tired to come to hash, after blowing a horn all weekend. Disco was charged for being a child prodigy, with something about being a banger, then Spencer was charged for being a child banger too. People pleaser was charged for bringing coffee to Hash, but it wasn’t coffee, it was a hot chocolate. Carpet Burns and Cat Flaps were then charged for sipping red pre run. IC then said better the blood of Christ than the blood of Mary. IC was then charged for inappropriate behaviour at a recent event with children present when INXS was mentioned. All Carlton supporters got the next charge and this included Num Num, Jus Cum and D&C. Bent Nose was charged for trying to be cool wearing his cap backwards, he claimed it was because it was too windy and Mountie was charged too, but I’m not sure why. Normal was then charged for complaining that there was only mid strength beer at the drink stop. IC was charged for conducting out of time, I guess his music teacher was busy with other things. It then scored a drink for living next door to the music teacher. Dumb & Dumber and Teflon were then charged as Cat Flaps had questioned if they were twins. Num Num and Pebbles were then charged for being the worst retirees. Pebbles is now back at work, tutoring and Nummy has retired several times. Bent Nose was then charged for being so lost last week, that he posted photos from Portugal. Final charge went to People Pleaser for channelling Lois Lane, his bum bag resembling Lois’s merkin. We were then reminded that committee shirts were available for those on the committee who haven’t collected one yet.
Next Weeks Run was then announced. Bent Nose will be setting the run. Location TBA
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