Monday, May 27, 2013

Run 1612 Seymours Hotel Hare: RMIT

1612 Seymours Hotel Hare: RMIT (Virgin Run)

Well unfortunately I did not attend this run but I understand from reliable sources, the Foster Boys broke the Virgin and the remaining Hashers stood at the door and listend!

Dont forget next week to get to 11b Villiers Drive Wendouree in your designated colours.

God Bless you all Nummy

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Run 1611 North Britain Hotel Bring a Friend Night Hare: Road Runner

North Britain Hotel Bring a Friend Night Hare: Road Runner

Surprise, Surprise there were some friends who ventured out into the cold Ballarat night to enjoy the Hash experience. There were a number of young friends of JeSOS and Hymen. Pebbles and Lois Lane had friends and Rear Entry brought along his neighbour.

Road Runner set a straight forward run with no surprises. The FOP O Metre was going up and down and landed on 118 Degree position.

Squizzy showed all the Friends how to drink a Down, Down.
Mountie had a lesbian experience over the weekend, while Pus Bucket stayed close to Spartacus. JeSOS tried to shoot a kangaroo down on the Tommy Half a Bar farm, shame he missed the other 300. Heavy was back and looking fine in his big yellow T shirt.

Miss Camilla was officially christened; he got really close to the freshly shaved, big black murkin, of Lois Lanes. This must have been frightening for the young Friends!

The venue was great and so was the meal.

See you next week at RMIT's virgin run down at Se-y-mours, there will be a few old Hashers hoping this is true.

God bless you all love Nummy

Wednesday, May 15, 2013


 Lane here filling in for our usual scribe Nummy.

This week was Esme 'the scientist' virgin run & according to the FOP'o'Meter it was a beauty. It started with a poem, was well marked with a drink stop & fire then ended with a promise (& it wasn't the promise of Squizzy farting at the drink stop either!!) Esme scored a whopping 146deg & is now the front runner the rest of us will be chasing.

Welcome to the new Runner - Tasmania aka Esme's friend. Isn't the bring-a-friend run next week?

Welcomes Back to Spider, Pebbles & Heavy.

I think I earned the Dumb & Dumber award this week.  I organised the reflective bibs & arm/leg bands & didn't realise there was a button on the band that switched a flicking light on until Esme turned herself on & off.  Well, at least you can always find the right button when you turn yourself on & off!!
Mind you, Shafted came in a close 2nd for the award this week when he turned up for the run without his runners.  Maybe if he'd gone to the dentist he wouldn't have needed them!!

This Thurs 16th May is Melbourne Ladies AGM.  SOS is taking the bus down so anyone who wants to go will need to be at Reptile Gulch by 5pm.

Next weeks run is Road Runners at the North Britain & it is a 'Bring-a-Friend' night.

On On
Lois Lane
PS Happy birthday Boot Rooter

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Run 1609 Midlands Golf Club Hare: Hymen

1609 Midlands Golf Club Hare: Hymen

Well, Well, well what a run the young Hymen sent the Hashers on!

Confusion on the Golf course,
Hysteria in the cemetery and we didn't get any help from Are-soh;
and swooning from Mountie as she now knows where Hymen lives.
A few casualities; poor Little Evil ran straight into a wire fence, lucky Shafted was there to give him a hug and surprise, surprise, Squizzy tripped over a chain fence in the cemetery, thank JeSoS, no obvious damage done!

The FOP O metre ran it's course... with Hymen getting a 95 Degree score, did RMIT or Mountie assist in this rising??

Hymen though Mountie was a nurse!
so what is the difference between a scientist and a nurse?
Nurses don't flash their tits....

It was Nummy's 300th run Whoa!

Rear Entry was the Prick of the week

Normal was missing Masturbate

Pus Bucket didn't come cause he was missing Spartacus

Sil unt thought he was on a fly fishing trip

Don't forget "Bring a Friend Night" on the 20th of May at the North Britain

See you next week at the Globe for Esme's Virgin run.. she is a scientist......

God Bless you all. Nummy