Thursday, February 27, 2014

Run 1651 Freight Hotel Virgin Hare: Fascinator

Fascinator was nervous and excited at the same time, it was his chance to map out the run of the year, and all in all it wasn't a bad go for the first one. It was well marked in chalk and went from side to side across the road. The number of runners was small but we were heading to the fabulous East so the pace was quickened as we know the track so well. The trail went up Black Hill and the Billy Goat set forth to scale the heights of the hill. He soon lost interest and followed Nummy and GILF who were short cutting. The experienced short cutters found trail at the bottom of the hill and headed to the drink stop. The Hare, Shafted, Criss Cross and Precious did not come down from the Hill.
Was the Virgin Hare lost?
The Hasher's were anxious for their safety cos the Hare had the keys to the car with the drinks...

Never fear, Normals here and HE had the key's. The exciting thing was there was no eski but a little blue shell pool in the boot to keep the Drinks cold.

The Virgin hare picked a great spot for the dink stop, under the railway bridge and there we had the company of two homeless females enjoying a shot of illicit medication. As they left they propositioned Little Evil but he turned them down cos they had not had a shower for some time...

Back at the Hotel, Mountie, Lois and JeSOS were planning the awards night, shame they missed a good run.

The FOP O Metre was handled by Little Evil who manipulated the metre to a reasonable height for the Virgin Fascinator.

Boot Rooter was the Sergeant at Arms and the Down Downs were interrupted cos of the noise and moved to a more private area... sort of lost the momentum, speaking of momentum GLIDER and Dumber have a penis growing on their elbows, Candida did a Sharon Stone for the Boys,Tommy told another really good joke with props and all, still didn't cut the mustard. Fascinateor told a joke also and it was funny. SS was excited as some one has a significant run coming up. BP is upset she will not be at the run next week to clean up. GILF and Nummy were fighting over food but that's OK, our food will be untouched in a couple of weeks as GILF is leaving to move to TEFLON country...

That's about it, next weeks run is a Pleasant Street. Please ensure you are really, really messy so BP will have lots to do when she gets home. Bent Nose is the Hare and by all accounts a real slob... God bless Nummy

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Run 1650 Sparrow Reverve Hare:Pus Bucket

A big group gathered for this keenly anticipated event. The run was good and was in bushland and ended at the back of one of Mounties sisters places. Immaculate Conception had to be carried on the walk by FOP which probably impacted on his performance in the cricket game. The drink stop was cut short to start the cricket match.

The pairs were selected and there was a huge crowd gathered to see who would win the best bat this year. Flo J and Rowdy had been training, JeSOS and Hymen were confident, Masterbaiter and Gilder could not remember why they were there and the young nephews of Mounties were keen to win.

Spartacus was the umpire with Pus Bucket calling the scores.  The game was played with enthusiasm and many of the players played great games but just could not make the winning score. The surprise winners was the father and son team of Shafted and Little Evil. congratulations boys.

The FOP O Metre was back and loved the atmosphere of the great game.

Down, downs were held in the dark and GILF and Fluid Movement were worried they may not get food.

When the food did come there was not a crumb left for the possums.
The night got cold and so although it was a great night it was not a late night.

Next week is at the Freight Hotel in Peel street and the virgin hare is Fascinator.
See you there love Nummy.

Run 1649 Taronga Road Hare: Lois Lane

This was a run in the bush which kept a  few Hasher's happy but unfortunately the locals were not. The Hasher's suffered a barrage of abuse due to the potential fire danger created by parking cars in long grass. The irate local drove his car through the group to make some point... luckily no one challenge this person and the remainder of the run went past without any further abuse.

The run was good and well set by rowdy (the Ginger Niger) and Lois.

The FOP O Metre was again missing so Dumber was the stand in which provided only a small example of the excitement of the run.

The on on was back at Lois's house and the Hasher's were provided with a meal to feed 500 men, meat, vegies, gravy, cake and other yummy delights.

Shafted was on fire with his jokes and Tommy did his best.

The night was good and again we thank Lois for a great night.

As next week has happened but the run is at Sparrow Reserve and the Hare is Pus Bucket and the theme is the annual cricket match.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Run 1648 Jindybine road Hare: Fluid Movement (Red Dress run).

This was a well patronised run with the Hasher's looking divine in their red dresses.

Heavy, Lois and Nummy celebrated their 35th Wedding anniversaries. As Mountie pointed out, the statistics are correct, 2 in 3 marriages end in divorce!

Fluid movement set a great run with several on backs and plenty of variety . "Carina from Narina " a well respected Athlete from the Ballarat Harries came out for a run and enjoyed it immensely. She left before the Down downs.

Dumber was the stand in Grand Master, Rowdy was the Sergent, Nummy was a late addition for the grog master, the FOP O Metre and FOP were absent, so I think Shafted did the screwing (or was that in his own mind?).

Has JeSOS left us?

The Down downs included a joke from Tommy which was OK, a joke from Pus Bucket or should I say Puss Bucket, which got a laugh. Dumber for becoming a Blues supporter, B.P got a charge for talking too loudly, fancy that! Glider was a welcome back and GILF for being a world champion American

Fluid movement provided and nice meal of Chicken and Salads and Glider provided his birthday cake for desert. It was a bit windy and chilly so only the well covered remained to party.

Next weeks run is at Lois Lanes in Miners Rest. It is her birthday so don't tell anyone. See you there
God bless Nummy