Tuesday, July 31, 2018

30 - 7 - '18          Run 1890   
Miner's Rest Tavern

The Grand Master's run with almost 'the Hash 30' fronting up 
for a trot in the cold wind - even the return of Hairless Harry,
Stand in Scribe - must have been somewhere.
PEBBLES told us about the flour left & right on the gravel, 
chalk on the ashphalt & we have a Drink Stop. It wasn't a night 
to forget the torch !!   9 super athletes took off on the 
rectangular run - ala BEERFUCK - eventually making it to the 
Crowny Drink Stop at the BBQ Shelter close to home.
At the circle, PEBBLES had welcomes back for DONUTS, EXIT,
D & CQUICKDICK, LOIS LANE, DIMWIT & BHD.
                     (Down down song, not very long ......... ).
ROWDY as out the front for the "Pies Supporter", but also
having to run along with a crook hammy.
                                            (U.G.L.Y.).
MOUNTIE was next, screwing PEBBLES. Gave him 2 Drive
mags, then held up the signs H & C - what do they mean?
"They're for Halt & Check" she said, "Fucking use them!!"
LOIS LANE thought it meant Hash Cunts, so when one Hash
Cunt drinks ....... out you come SQUIZZY & NORMAL.
                    (Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be ..... ).
Then came MOUNTIE's limerick, "He's an AMP trained 
bottom feeder". 
                                       (Shitty Trail ...... ).
BP didn't read the sign about no drinks on the pool table,
leaving her glass of red there. She had a drink with 
BITCHFACE, who, as ROWDY told us, does "everything" on 
the table. BITCHFACE had another drink for being pissed on 
Saturday night, having MRS DICKHEAD drive her home.
                    (There's a game called 20 toes ....... ).
NORMAL & SILIC were up next for no hash gear, then 
PEBBLES charged REAR ENTRY for the "non event" of 
singing the Richmond song.
                     (Hymn, hymn, fuck him ....... ).
MRS D charged Liberals' NORMAL & REARY for the big 
bi-election loss at the weekend, & then QUICKDICK for being
"quite the man" at home - HEAD HUNTER won't be able to 
walk for weeks !!
Stand in Sergeant (winging it with no charges !!) ROWDY,
called out the sniffycunt runs - NUTCRACKER 52, DIMWIT 49,
& CHRIS CROSS 909.
                                      (Get a life ........ ).
A few other charges here that got lost into the ether ...... !!
          (No fucking use at all ...... ) - maybe that's the scribe.
HEAD HUNTER charged MASTABAIT for wanting to use her
as a windbreak on the walk.
               (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ......... ).
LOIS LANE charged PEBBLES for not finding the WC - "it's 
just there behind the sign", & then MRS D for something 
about a "button down MOUNTIE's bottom".
CHRIS CROSS charged REAR ENTRY for Aug 1st  Horse's
Birthday, but copped a rebound.
                                  (You're stupid .......... ).
EXIT had GLIDER out the front for being a Squirrel Glider -
"just take one look at his shed".
DIMWIT's zinger, What the man with Erectile Dysfunction has 
for breakfast - Raisin Bread !!
                                 (No no, bad bad ........ ).
MASTABAIT had a drink for saying that TEFLON's got a beard 
now - he's had it for 4 years, & then MRS D charged PLUCKA
for the repeated texts to Paul Bearer for a ride home on 
Saturday night.
HEAD HUNTER had the final charge, for TEFLON & PEBBLES,
being the fancy pants look alikes.
                          (They're the meanest ......... ).
A pretty good Pub meal followed, with SILIC cleaning up the 
spoils from everywhere. 

Next week's run - 1891 - Hare SPENCER HOCKING.
                                          (?) Park Hotel.