16 - 9 - '19 Run 1949 Irish Murphy's
The Dr's done it again - off on another sabbatical - this time,
allegedly up North, for a Welcome to Country & to pay respects
to the Emerging.
The Grand Master had been in a spin, with the Buninyong Run
being cancelled, until the stand-in Hares stepped up - FOP &
Her Vag, for the run around the fabulous East. He'd posted a
16:49 step-off, but no-one was there that early, & we got away
by 18:49 !! Dimwit had off loaded the horn earlier into a bin by
Buxton's, for collection by others.
First, a welcome to new runner Dr Sharon, then FOP told us
about the 'live hare' since trail had been washed out, it's about
5.5 km & there's a Wet Check.
After a HH (Heavy Halt) by his old res in Nicholson St., the Wet
Check of port, water & lollies turned out to be at Pop Fop's place.
Trail continued on FOP's old school route (Brother who?) to
St Alipius, then on to the Drink-stop & Down Downs at the Good
Guy's undercover park.
At the Circle, a welcome drink for Dr Shazza, & as all Dr's drink,
you too Quickdick.
(Why were they born so ........... ).
Welcome back to Glider, Exit, Nutbushclittylicker, Mountie,
Pusbucket & Pebbles.
Glider presented his "handy worked" goblets to Quickdick to
mark his 100th run, & as all Dr's drink, you too Shazza.
(There's a game called 20 toes .........).
Sniffyc*nt runs - Lois Lane 888, FOP 388, D&C 161, &
Shazza 1, & as all Dr's drink ..... Quickdick.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ........ ).
Birthday Boy FOP was next,
(Hashy Birthday f*ck you ...........).
Shafted was up for a Screw - would it be FOP or Her Vag ?
He said that it was a great run (but he wasn't on it!!). He
presented Men's Health show bags to the combined Hares,
then proceeded with his re-hashed words to Jim Croce's
"Operator" for Fascinator.
(Shitty Trail ......... ).
Sergeant Mountie was back & had drinks for Bitchface,
Num Num, Pebbles, Fascinator, Her Vag & Glider -
1949 was the year the Irish f*cked the Poms off.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ...... ).
FOP (the nearly Dr) was next - the more Birthdays you
have, the longer you live ...... & all Dr's drink Quickdick
Spencer Hocking had Quickdick out for 100 being the
digit sum of 1 & so is Shazza's No 1 ...... all Dr's.
Just then, the look-alike of Shafted's red truck, minus trailer
did a circuit, to a rousing rendition of "F*ck off ya c*nt, f*ck off".
Quickdick was out again for his role in the biodigester, & as
all Dr's drink ....... Shazza.
1949 was a good year - birth of Exit & Half a Bar.
(This is your down down song ........ ).
Nutcracker's shout for the Mates - D&C & NBCL for D&C's
jocks being on the clothesline.
(The wiggle of her arse ....... ).
A group hug to the closed circle finished the Down Downs,
& back for a Guiness & food.
Next week's run - No 1950, Hare Spartacus, On on GC's.