Run # 2201

Run 2201 Num Num from home. 

We started the circle by welcoming back Spencer Hocking, Her Vagisty, Donuts and Dim Witt. 

Our GM, Teflon, called out the milestone runners for the night, DnC (350 runs), Num Num (800 runs) and Rowdy (1,400 runs) 

Our Hash Screw, Num Num, came forwards to screw Dumb & Dumber on the run’s properties of Teflon.   

Non-stick 

Unsure if this was about an adult joke or the run, I really don’t want to find out! 

Low friction 

Now we are totally talking about sex, yuck! 

Heat 

Apparently Dumb is always hot… 

Chemical 

Dumb does not react to an attack.

Hydro Phobic 

Nummy loves it when Dumb showers!

Low water absorption 

Didn’t rain on the run! 

Num Num decided that Dumb scores 5/6 

Our Sargent had arrived in all his fancy Gear this week, 

Dumb charged Disco as Dumb and Num had put up all the fancy lighting, all they were missing was the disco ball(s)

Rear Entry was charged for his piss-weak excuse of a stubby holder, but Nut Cracker fell for the classic blunder and took his drink for him. 

Our GM charged GILF for confusing her bike and his, a typical dementia symptom. 

Normal (or that Big Boy)and Mountie got charged for getting caught training for Hash on the weekend. SHAME 

Then the stupidity got turned up a notch, 

Dumb & Dumber was charged by NumNum 

Head Hunter was charged by Quick Dick 

Disco was charged by Precious 

But IC didn’t charge me!! RUDE  

Squizzy charged The Bill for not turning on is looking eyes at the drink stop, asking where the beers were while standing in front of the esky. 

Dumb was charged for not having any GF beer at his own Drink Stop even though he complained at everyone else’s run.

Donuts was charged for not walking 700m to the Drink Stop

Cinderella got a drink for baking laid or late? No one knows for sure.

Dim Witt told a ‘joke’ it is as follows, “A wise man told his wife nothing, why? Because he is wise!” 

Donuts claimed that a real wise man wouldn’t have a wife! 

By this time I had finished a whole beer and was too drunk to continue notes. 

Next Weeks Run 

Carpet Burns from the North Brit Hotel. 

On On 

Run #2200!!

 Run #2200 GM Teflon from Home! 

What a big night it was!

We started by welcoming the virgins, Caitlin and Alister  Quick Dick and HeadHunter had made them come. 

We also welcomed back Wendy! 

We reminisced about years gone by, 1983, our first Sovereign Hash Run. All hashers who weren’t born yet were charged (mostly Dickhead &Co.) 

Bent Nose reminded us how he was there 2200 runs ago as a visiting runner, unfortunately, we can not return him. 

NUM NUM came out to screw our GM, Teflon, and score him against the properties of himself. 

Low Water Absorption - Juz Cum walked on water just like Jesus, Precious asked where JeSOS was? 

Hydro Phobic - Juz Cum didn’t mix with that puddle. 

Chemical Inertness - Tahlia didn’t bring a torch and could not look out for an attack. 

Non-stick -No one fell over! 

Heat Resistant -  Precious ran in his huge jacket. 

Low Friction -  The Bill didn’t stick to Nummy. 

All of Hash wondered where Mountie was, lots of bushes and hills just for her! 

Sharfted was inspired by our Choir Master from yesteryear, Pauline, and sang us all a tune… what Sharfted lacks in talent he makes up for in cheer! 

GM noted that the man that ran Sov Hash run #1 should be Sargent for the evening, luck that’s his job!

Some charges included: 

Bent Noce charged himself for a palindromic run number 1515 and I drank in Specer Hocking’s absence for his equal love of palindromes and snorting. 

Nut Craker was charged for her Hashy Birthday! 

Late Welcome back to Force It (Faucet) 

DNC was charged for her namesake of getting a bit confused in the bush.

Campaspe and Juz Cum came together and didn’t remember it, and Wendy too, maybe…? I was distracted by the girlxgirl action! 

Disco was charged for punching Immaculate Conception hard enough for emergency surgery.

The circle was distracted by Normal's cracking cooking ability, almost setting the house on fire! 

Disco and Big Dog were charged for nabbing free committee beer, how typical! 

Next Week’s Run 

NUM NUM from home

103 Cuthberts Road, Corner of Alferton Drive. 

BRING YOUR TOGS!