Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Titlands Golf Club

Yep, finally SOS got to see some tit but he was standing behind her & missed the lot!!

And my god, what a lot there was. There was more there than all our tarts put together. (hope i don't sound toooo bitter & twisted).

Maybe Santa Sax nether region is as big as her tits & couldn't resist pinching the penis glass to get some satisfaction on the journey home! Too bad though, as the penis police were on to her & the glass & the box it fits into (& I'm not referring to mine either) are safe back in the hands of the Sovereign Hash.

We did have some home grown important events as well.

Bubba ran his 200th run this week. Well done.
There were also a couple of significant runs. FOP 113 & Bad Hair Day 569.

Visiting Hashers. Mini Balls all the way from Ballarat via Kuwait.
PMT Hash represented by Insatiable & Santa Sax.

PMT hash were plugging their 100th run weekend @ Port Campbell on 4th & 5th October.

There will be a trip down to Geelong on 1st October if anyone is interested in attending the 1ooth run. Just let me know if you want to go to that one.

Excess Baggage is the hare for next weeks run & we are meeting at Diva's Curry Restaurant in Eureka St. Opp the Stockade.

On On
Lois Lane

Monday, August 18, 2008

Atlantic Run

Hi Everyone

This weeks run was all about quality not quantity. Whilst the numbers were smaller than usual, everyone got to enjoy one of the better set runs. The walkers also got to share in the trail and everyone finished together under a full moon. Very romantic. Well done FOP & Out the Front.

There were a few welcomes backs. Rocky, Dribbles, Hopi & Remote & even Bent Nose got out of his sick bed to come back.

Congratulations to Rocky who had a significant run. 777.
FOP had the stutters & wrote his name & run number in the book twice, while Remote wrote his using Braille signs. Both blamed their wifes. No wonder we are the knitters club!!

We learned this week that giving head is how us girls get to earn our jewelery. I was going to say there will be a ring inspection next week but mmmm maybe I won't.

Don't forget next weeks run is now at the Midlands Golf Club on Heinz Lane as is the On After. (I'm not sure how I will get there as I am boycotting Heinz Lane after I got a speeding ticket last time I drove down that road.)
Rowdy is still the hare but it is NOT a pie night anymore.

On On
Lois Lane

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Another Hill Billy Run

Howdy again fellow hashers

Apologies for my tardiness for not posting this earlier. I could blame Oplympicitis but I won't.

This weeks run saw the return of Deep & Drop Kick. Welcome back.
Silic gave himself a drink cos he thought he might have been welcome back as well!

Congratulations to FOP for his 111 run.

Birthday greetings to the 2 hares. Not only do they cum together every week they also have birthdays together.

The trail this week was in keeping with the Hill Billy theme. Was inbreed & it appears only the Hill Billies ran it. The drink stop had to be taken to the the masses as no-one seemed to find it in the bushes.

Next weeks run is FOP & Out the Fronts' at the Atlantic Hotel.

Also. there is a change of venue for the following weeks run. Rowdy has had to change the venue of his run. It is now at the Midlands Golf Club as is the On After. It is NOT a Pie Night anymore.

On On Lois Lane

Monday, August 4, 2008

Mystery Run

Howdy Fellow Hashers

Hope you all pulled up ok & you managed to cope with the late night.

We had a couple of significant runs & a couple of incidental runs thrown in.

Beer Phuk 21
Carmilla 50
Dramduie 787
Donuts 454

Our new runner for the night was Sam, the barmaid. Thanks for your efforts.

I must confess, I didn't realise how fit you have to be to do all that country dancing. I think the run may have been easier but probably not as much fun.

For those in the 'A & B' teams I hope you had as much fun as I did. There was a 'c' team but I think that meant 'c' for sitting!

For anyone interested in using that venue for your private or work use, you can contact Josie of Peter anytime to make a booking. If you didn't pick up a flyer then just ask me for their number.

Next weeks run is the Hill Billy's run at the Buningyong Hotel.

On On
Lois Lane