Run #2198

Run # 2198 from The Ballarat Squash Center - Pigs Arse 

The new GM welcomed the massive group and spent a minute to recognise the upcoming ANZAC Day. We wanted to remember all the people who have done something for this country and he explained how without the armed forces, we would not have hash. Teflon said lots of words and numbers but I refuse to remember EVERYTHING so here's the link to Wikipedia... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers
Num Num came out to screw Pigs Arse for the first time, she revealed to us all her scoreboard, complete with the 6 properties of TEFLON. 
- Non-stick 
- Low Friction 
- Heat Resistant
- Low Water Absorption 
- Hydrophobic 
- Chemical Inertness 
Pigs Arse scored 4/6 "Good Run" 
The main joke of the week was the missing book. No thanks to the NEW Keeper of the Book, Dumb and Dumber (who was too scared to attend this week's run). The barman was the smartest of the group and found the BOOK!!!! No one knew what happened to the book but we are so very glad she is home and in the loving arms of Dumb and Dumber. 

Next week's run is Precious from a location, keep an eye on the emails, Facebook and pigeons for more info.

Run # 2197

Run #2197 from Platypus Drive - Cris Cros 

The new GM welcomed us all and called out the welcome backs for a charge, Plucker, Just David, Faucet (force it?), The Bill and SS. 
As SS had fucked off for the last few weeks, he was awarded the ShitHouse Run of the Year for getting us a lifetime ban from the lake view hotel. Fuck you Lake View! 
Pigs Arse gave Cris Cros a screw, pointing out how Precious had a tumble on the run. The fool did a very good job of protecting the Hash Horn by falling hard on his hands bleeding all the way home. 
Cris Cros was reminded that (the runners) are simple people, and got lost at the end. Who knew they needed to run towards the drink stop!?
The loudest Sargeant known to Hash began calling charges from the floor, some funny. Some terrible. 
Quick Dick did point out how Mountie struggled with some chicken wire on the run, the height of this wire was widely debated. However, it did its job very well, catching an old chook! 
Dim Witt did his job so very well and ended the circle with a joke that fell so very flat. 
Please look to the Members only Facebook for Hash Flash Pics :) 
Next Weeks Run - Pigs Arse from Ballarat Squash Courts
ON ON Pink Bits 

Nothin Sticks 2024-2025 Committee

 

Grand Master - Teflon  Choir Master - Mrs Dickhead  Grog Master - Disco  Religious Advisor - SS Hash Horn - Precious  Keeper of the Book - Dumb & Dumber  Hash Scribe - Pink Bits Sergent at Arms - Bent Nose  Hash Cash - GILF  Hash Screw - Num Num Trail Master - Carpet Burns  Hash Flash - Immaculate Conception  Haberdasher - ??? Keeper of the HaShit - Lois Lane