Wednesday, October 15, 2014

RUN 1684, Venue: Brown Hill Hotel, Hare: REAR ENTRY, 13 October 2014

Deliverance? REAR ENTRY was drawn back up the old valley to re-acquaint with his former local wagering and watering hole. The Brown Hill has been tastefully renovated ready for some Spring Carnival punting and summer fun. Decked areas overlook the picturesque “upper” Yarrowee Valley with Hash Running trails of bush and hills abounding, though they say the valley is haunted. The BBQ trailer and vehicle were set in a defensive wagon train formation to protect from native attacks with SILIC vigilant with tongs and sausages in hand.
The weather on this occasion was not on our side with southerly wind-chill virgining on ice and some rain and sleet to damp down the trail flour. So a select group attended and a Lucky 7 set off on the run that was one of REARYs best yet. Down the valley, north over the Freeway into the gold bearing hills and back under the freeway to join the walkers at the Drink Stop. We hadn’t ventured too far up the valley.
Welcome Backs to BAR LIQUOR allowed out again after shearing. Jungle Boy Phil from Indo Hash was welcomed. No Bill no Book for checking significant runs. BP’s 999 is next week though.

Heavy's previous screw song for REAR ENTRY, “He’s an Asshole” was on ROWDY’s mind when it came to screwing and singing. Heavy’s Greenacres lyrics for the occasion were left in the locker but a quick verse or two of the Green Green Grass of Home Had Rear Entry looking down the lane to see who runs there and what it’s good to touch.
We look forward to the returning of Screw and Sergeant in the coming weeks to add their colour in person but had to push on without them and many others on the bleak night.
MOUNTY told of how during the week, she and LOIS LANE took their reputations and BALLS-UP flyers to the men’s Hash in Geelong courtesy of DEEP HEAT to lure potential attendees with their iced up Venis Fly Traps that apparently took some thawing out.
LOIS charged all the girls and Half a Bar didn’t have to grab their shoulders to remember their names, he just had to look at their tits as they had their hash-names embroidered on them.
MRS DICKHEAD noted the new flashy white fangs in BAR LIQUOR’s orifice and saw fit to make her drink over them kind of like new shoes?
Nice Barby sausage, steak, and salad by SILIC. Thanks also go to Brown Hill Hotel for having us and to Greg for having a down down.
Next Week’s Run: Olympic Avenue Mt Clear  Hare; MRS DICKHEAD Theme; Burfdy BBQ in the Bush

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