Tuesday, April 24, 2018

23 - 4 - '18        Run 1876        The Grapes

THE BILL's run to get new GM PEBBLES off & running, 
(no pun!), & the GM was keen to sport the "Coat of Many 
Names" - maybe to conceal his 'shameful' AMP insignia -
think he'll go to jail?
THE BILL made sure we had torches for the fairly short run,
then 16 super athletes headed off in the fabulous East, firstly
along the creek, & then up the 1st hill of Bradshaw. Another
hill, a couple of halts & on backs later, & we were at the 
Pop-up shop - you know - where we usually have it, but this
time we'd run anti-clockwise, & then along came the half a 
dozen bar flys.
FASCINATOR, decked out in his daily "rip o..... gear" the 
Buxton Suit, met us outside the Pub, obviously keen to stuff
up another gag.
Our private circle (rectangle) on the veranda, shielded the 
other patrons from the "usual", & the new GM got underway,
with welcomes back for MRS DICKHEAD (bet she's back all 
year now), REAR ENTRY & PIMP.
                             (They're the meanest .... ).
Charges may include, but not limited to ........!
MOUNTIE was glad that her 1st Screw was THE BILL, & 
trotted out the Car Rating Board, giving him a 'Commodore'
rating, & then the limerick about THE BILL chasing Hash 
Tarts up the hill for a thrill.
                              (Shitty Trail ...........).
Stand-in Sergeant CHRIS CROS started out with a charge
for DUMBER & DUMBER & the flash car that he drives.
                    (This is your down down song ....).
NUMMY charged NUTCRACKER for the Nutcracker Position,
& was no sooner flat on her back, with legs in the air 
to demonstrate.
HALF A BAR charged the GM for his association with AMP,
& then PLUCKA had a drink for sitting down at the 'circle'.
SS charged THE BILL for his letter to the walkers prior to
walking ....... "Dear Wankers ..... signed by The Pill".
MOUNTIE called out RA DAZED & CONFUSED for the 
"Oh what a night (63)", & then the chorister duo 
HEAD HUNTER & QUICK DICK gave us their pre-Anzac song
from Vietnam.
BITCHFACE arrived later on in civvies & was duly charged,
along with the suited FASCINATOR, & DUMBER with his
Sheltered Workshop attire.
DR DEATH charged PEBBLES for running into some prickles
after the Drinkstop, then SILIC & PIMP the Austin Powers, 
Mini Me charge as the look-a-likes. 
SILIC & PIMP stayed out for another drink for the Melbourne
Trip a couple of years back, when SILIC got the arse from
PIMP's car & the mob came home without him, then MOUNTIE 
was charged for being 'no stranger' to the Pearl Necklace.
                          (Hymn, hymn ... f*ck hymn).
They saw the dreadlock brigade on the opposite steps, & BHD
was promptly dragged out for not having any, (but that's what 
he's gettin' next).
QUICK DICK became the stand-in DIMWIT with his 'Shit zoo' 
gag, & DONUTS with one about (? .. can't read the notes),
the 3rd day of Easter, but the Earth is round - dunno!
An abundance of grog at this stage & bereft of charges (just
like when BENTNOSE is here!!), so all those who haven't been 
charged - out the front.
FASCINATOR charged PEBBLES for getting rid of "all of his 
bush" - in the garden.
The GM got some heckling after announcing next weeks run
from the Western - wrong !!
Next weeks run - 1876 - Hare BITCHFACE at Victoria Bowling,
Victoria St (ummm ... rear entry .... so to speak).
Food was then delivered ably by Petra from Czech Republic to
Mr Death, One & a Half Bars & others.

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