30 - 4 - '18           Run 1877            Karova

BITCHFACE (in virgin mode again after a long spell) was in 
charge. PEBBLES tried in vain to get some reverance from 
the mob, until NORMAL had to bellow it out.
Of the run, she said, "Er, what can I say, it's up & down, & flat
.... marked in chalk & a Drink Stop.
The super athletes headed off to the East, eventually 
reaching the Bakery Hill flag, where SQUIZZY adopted the
position for the chant, then short cut it by a line or 2 (where
were you BENT?).
The well stocked Drink Stop was in the back of the renovated
Dodge - just outside of DR DEATH's erection in Camp St ( I'm
betting he left the top flouros on to show off !!) ... Oh, & did 
you notice the fence DIMWIT ?
On After & PEBBLES had welcome's back for SQUIZZY, 
LADY TRAMP, LITTLE EVIL & SOS.
                            (This is your down down song ... ).
Screw MOUNTIE 'savaged' the virgin hare, saying trail was
everywhere, too short & Drink Stop not much, then called on
DIMWIT for a score - 10 out of 10, & then for a pick of the 
Car Board - 'Chrysler Award' followed closely by the 
limerick.              (Shitty Trail).
Sergeant SHAFTED's 1st was for QUICKDICK's 50th run
last week & HEAD HUNTER's 52nd.
DR DEATH called out the 'virgin bitch' - "What did you do 
towards the run?" PUSBUCKET set it, I (DR D) got the grog,
& you didn't even hand out the chips.
NUMMY charged tight arsed DUMBER for "can't possibly 
but a new stove" ( after SILIC bought the old one), but then
buying into a new race horse.
SHAFTED wanted BENTNOSE to explain the meaning of
dissident, but said that according to Barry James it's,
"is this a dent or dissadent?"
                              (No balls at all ...........).
DR DEATH charged DUMBER for taking 18 months to reno
the Deflowering Dodge, only to get to Vic Roads to have a 
'blue' with the women behind the jump. DUMBER returned
fire to the DR over the size of the lovely blue mattress we
passed on the run.
STUBBY arrived in civvies, & was joined by DONUTS for 
no Hash gear.            (They're the meanest ..... ).
HEAD HUNTER was into FOP for not getting her key-ring,
so the presentation was made, with FOP saying that she was
the best Choirmaster ever, bringing all the new songs etc.
                    (Bullshit, it all sounds like bullshit ...... ).
MOUNTIE charged DR DEATH for his effort as the Bocci
team-mate, then the DR charged D&C, NUTCRACKER &
BITCHFACE for giving up what? - rooting or drinking.
                     (What a wank, wank, wank ........ ).
FASCINATOR charged LADY TRAMP for slipping him a 
sausage at Bunnings while he was with HER FANNY &
CRUTCHLESS, then DUMBER charged PEBBLES for not
going to goal with his AMP mates.
D&C had been "chatting online" to upgrade flight details,
when a message came back from PEBBLES - Flight Updated.
                     (No no, bad bad, down down).
DR DEATH called out MRS DICKHEAD, FOP & HER VAG for
being awkward in the same room together, then BHD to 
BENTNOSE for the Cosmic Psychos sign on the wall, but 
they said, "Boo hiss", bring back DIMWIT for a zinger - 
Greek women in the sauna - "grillers" in the mist.
FOP bought up the Richmond theme song, with everyone
joining in, but REAR ENTRY still hasn't learnt the words,
but he did guarantee a winning horse at Mortlake tomorrow.
                  (Bullshit, it all sounds like bullshit ..... ).
BENTNOSE reckons QUICKDICK will still follow in 
HEAD HUNTER's footsteps, but fills more than just her 
shoes, then NORMAL bought old mate MASTABAIT a drink,
saying that he's an intelligent bloke etc etc., but didn't know
why the magnificent moon stayed in place - shouldn't it just 
fall down??
PUSBUCKET charged GILF for loving TEFLON's non-stick
properties, & LADY TRAMP for staying in the background
not wanting to be noticed.
Sergeant SHAFFY shouted NORMAL a drink for his erection
that's still standing at the SMB, then DR DEATH to SOS for 
texting D&C in her car.
D&C was looking for some Religious Adviser practise, so 
had BITCHFACE on her knees ..... arise KAROVA ..... to many
boo's & hisses .... BITCHFACE, BITCHFACE ...guess it sticks.
21 Eureka pizzas kept the seagulls happy for a while, until we
got a glimpse of SILIC trawling thru' the flurry of empty boxes
for the dog scraps.
DIMWIT was at the top of the steps on his way home, when 
REAR ENTRY called him for another zinger, & back he came ...
with the magician's dog ..... Abracadbrador (no less!!).

Next weeks run - 1878 - the Hairy/Harey Run - co-hares D&C,
& NUTCRACKER from the Western Hotel.