Yep, finally SOS got to see some tit but he was standing behind her & missed the lot!!
And my god, what a lot there was. There was more there than all our tarts put together. (hope i don't sound toooo bitter & twisted).
Maybe Santa Sax nether region is as big as her tits & couldn't resist pinching the penis glass to get some satisfaction on the journey home! Too bad though, as the penis police were on to her & the glass & the box it fits into (& I'm not referring to mine either) are safe back in the hands of the Sovereign Hash.
We did have some home grown important events as well.
Bubba ran his 200th run this week. Well done.
There were also a couple of significant runs. FOP 113 & Bad Hair Day 569.
Visiting Hashers. Mini Balls all the way from Ballarat via Kuwait.
PMT Hash represented by Insatiable & Santa Sax.
PMT hash were plugging their 100th run weekend @ Port Campbell on 4th & 5th October.
There will be a trip down to Geelong on 1st October if anyone is interested in attending the 1ooth run. Just let me know if you want to go to that one.
Excess Baggage is the hare for next weeks run & we are meeting at Diva's Curry Restaurant in Eureka St. Opp the Stockade.
On On
Lois Lane
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Atlantic Run
Hi Everyone
This weeks run was all about quality not quantity. Whilst the numbers were smaller than usual, everyone got to enjoy one of the better set runs. The walkers also got to share in the trail and everyone finished together under a full moon. Very romantic. Well done FOP & Out the Front.
There were a few welcomes backs. Rocky, Dribbles, Hopi & Remote & even Bent Nose got out of his sick bed to come back.
Congratulations to Rocky who had a significant run. 777.
FOP had the stutters & wrote his name & run number in the book twice, while Remote wrote his using Braille signs. Both blamed their wifes. No wonder we are the knitters club!!
We learned this week that giving head is how us girls get to earn our jewelery. I was going to say there will be a ring inspection next week but mmmm maybe I won't.
Don't forget next weeks run is now at the Midlands Golf Club on Heinz Lane as is the On After. (I'm not sure how I will get there as I am boycotting Heinz Lane after I got a speeding ticket last time I drove down that road.)
Rowdy is still the hare but it is NOT a pie night anymore.
On On
Lois Lane
This weeks run was all about quality not quantity. Whilst the numbers were smaller than usual, everyone got to enjoy one of the better set runs. The walkers also got to share in the trail and everyone finished together under a full moon. Very romantic. Well done FOP & Out the Front.
There were a few welcomes backs. Rocky, Dribbles, Hopi & Remote & even Bent Nose got out of his sick bed to come back.
Congratulations to Rocky who had a significant run. 777.
FOP had the stutters & wrote his name & run number in the book twice, while Remote wrote his using Braille signs. Both blamed their wifes. No wonder we are the knitters club!!
We learned this week that giving head is how us girls get to earn our jewelery. I was going to say there will be a ring inspection next week but mmmm maybe I won't.
Don't forget next weeks run is now at the Midlands Golf Club on Heinz Lane as is the On After. (I'm not sure how I will get there as I am boycotting Heinz Lane after I got a speeding ticket last time I drove down that road.)
Rowdy is still the hare but it is NOT a pie night anymore.
On On
Lois Lane
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Another Hill Billy Run
Howdy again fellow hashers
Apologies for my tardiness for not posting this earlier. I could blame Oplympicitis but I won't.
This weeks run saw the return of Deep & Drop Kick. Welcome back.
Silic gave himself a drink cos he thought he might have been welcome back as well!
Congratulations to FOP for his 111 run.
Birthday greetings to the 2 hares. Not only do they cum together every week they also have birthdays together.
The trail this week was in keeping with the Hill Billy theme. Was inbreed & it appears only the Hill Billies ran it. The drink stop had to be taken to the the masses as no-one seemed to find it in the bushes.
Next weeks run is FOP & Out the Fronts' at the Atlantic Hotel.
Also. there is a change of venue for the following weeks run. Rowdy has had to change the venue of his run. It is now at the Midlands Golf Club as is the On After. It is NOT a Pie Night anymore.
On On Lois Lane
Apologies for my tardiness for not posting this earlier. I could blame Oplympicitis but I won't.
This weeks run saw the return of Deep & Drop Kick. Welcome back.
Silic gave himself a drink cos he thought he might have been welcome back as well!
Congratulations to FOP for his 111 run.
Birthday greetings to the 2 hares. Not only do they cum together every week they also have birthdays together.
The trail this week was in keeping with the Hill Billy theme. Was inbreed & it appears only the Hill Billies ran it. The drink stop had to be taken to the the masses as no-one seemed to find it in the bushes.
Next weeks run is FOP & Out the Fronts' at the Atlantic Hotel.
Also. there is a change of venue for the following weeks run. Rowdy has had to change the venue of his run. It is now at the Midlands Golf Club as is the On After. It is NOT a Pie Night anymore.
On On Lois Lane
Monday, August 4, 2008
Mystery Run
Howdy Fellow Hashers
Hope you all pulled up ok & you managed to cope with the late night.
We had a couple of significant runs & a couple of incidental runs thrown in.
Beer Phuk 21
Carmilla 50
Dramduie 787
Donuts 454
Our new runner for the night was Sam, the barmaid. Thanks for your efforts.
I must confess, I didn't realise how fit you have to be to do all that country dancing. I think the run may have been easier but probably not as much fun.
For those in the 'A & B' teams I hope you had as much fun as I did. There was a 'c' team but I think that meant 'c' for sitting!
For anyone interested in using that venue for your private or work use, you can contact Josie of Peter anytime to make a booking. If you didn't pick up a flyer then just ask me for their number.
Next weeks run is the Hill Billy's run at the Buningyong Hotel.
On On
Lois Lane
Hope you all pulled up ok & you managed to cope with the late night.
We had a couple of significant runs & a couple of incidental runs thrown in.
Beer Phuk 21
Carmilla 50
Dramduie 787
Donuts 454
Our new runner for the night was Sam, the barmaid. Thanks for your efforts.
I must confess, I didn't realise how fit you have to be to do all that country dancing. I think the run may have been easier but probably not as much fun.
For those in the 'A & B' teams I hope you had as much fun as I did. There was a 'c' team but I think that meant 'c' for sitting!
For anyone interested in using that venue for your private or work use, you can contact Josie of Peter anytime to make a booking. If you didn't pick up a flyer then just ask me for their number.
Next weeks run is the Hill Billy's run at the Buningyong Hotel.
On On
Lois Lane
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Teddy Bears/Bares Xmas Picnic
Merry Xmas in July Fellow Hashers
What a great night and huge effort put in by Dumb & Dumber & Num Num
There were Teddy's (well ok only one) & Teddy bears every where & everyone got into the spirit of the night.
The Teddy Bear waitress were a big hit & I'm sure there were a few who had evil thoughts of wanting to breed with them!!
Food was great, drink stop was amazing, alcohol was in abundance, carols galore & company was enjoyable. How much can a Hasher Bear...
We had 3 significant runs.
Congratulations Num Num 150
Peny Farthing 569
Bent Nose 969
There were a few welcomes back.
Carpet Burns is back from studying, Doggy Bag back from the UK, Road Runner & Candida back from Vietnam & Shafted is just back.
I promised BP I would shout her on her birthday so she got a down down & to make her night, she was allowed to use the vacuum cleaner during the clean up. Who says sisterly love is dead.
We had a re-christening. Nude Fanny will now be known as Bare Box (or is thet Bear Box?).
There are now run sheets available but if you could send Pebbles your email address again that would be great as he has had a computer crash & lost our email addresses.
LOST & FOUND
To the owner of the red jocks that were left behind you can claim them next week. They were danced on, sniffed, stretched & now washed & starched. Could you also please send Pauline an email explaining how I managed to come home with them stuffed in my coat pocket! Hope it's a good one as I don't remember how they got there either & I'd like to think I missed out on something good.
Don't forget to get you Cuntry gear out of the dress ups for the Mystery Night on 4/8. Be chance to dust off the red & white checkered hankies.
Read the flyer below for more details.
Next weeks run is Doggy Bags at the Creswick Hotel.
See you there
On On Lois Lane
What a great night and huge effort put in by Dumb & Dumber & Num Num
There were Teddy's (well ok only one) & Teddy bears every where & everyone got into the spirit of the night.
The Teddy Bear waitress were a big hit & I'm sure there were a few who had evil thoughts of wanting to breed with them!!
Food was great, drink stop was amazing, alcohol was in abundance, carols galore & company was enjoyable. How much can a Hasher Bear...
We had 3 significant runs.
Congratulations Num Num 150
Peny Farthing 569
Bent Nose 969
There were a few welcomes back.
Carpet Burns is back from studying, Doggy Bag back from the UK, Road Runner & Candida back from Vietnam & Shafted is just back.
I promised BP I would shout her on her birthday so she got a down down & to make her night, she was allowed to use the vacuum cleaner during the clean up. Who says sisterly love is dead.
We had a re-christening. Nude Fanny will now be known as Bare Box (or is thet Bear Box?).
There are now run sheets available but if you could send Pebbles your email address again that would be great as he has had a computer crash & lost our email addresses.
LOST & FOUND
To the owner of the red jocks that were left behind you can claim them next week. They were danced on, sniffed, stretched & now washed & starched. Could you also please send Pauline an email explaining how I managed to come home with them stuffed in my coat pocket! Hope it's a good one as I don't remember how they got there either & I'd like to think I missed out on something good.
Don't forget to get you Cuntry gear out of the dress ups for the Mystery Night on 4/8. Be chance to dust off the red & white checkered hankies.
Read the flyer below for more details.
Next weeks run is Doggy Bags at the Creswick Hotel.
See you there
On On Lois Lane
Monday, July 21, 2008
Super Cuntry Hoedown
Get your boots and chaps on we is going Cuntry!
Come dressed in your best Cuntry attire and get ready to ho your way through this year's mystery bus tour!
Where: Leaving from the City Oval Hotel
When: August 4th 6.30pm
Cost: $25 gets you a bus ride to paradise, a three course meal to fill your belly, drinks at very cheap (okay kinda cheap) prices and ho down entertainment!
Names to Bad Hair Day ASAP please!
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
GM's 500th Run
Hi Fellow Hashers
I'm back from another flying visit to En Zud and straight into my 500th run.
Thanks again to the stand in committee last week. Was any of the Super Committee there? I don't think so.
From all accounts it was a great run & everyone was impressed with the meal. Thanks Jack & Flo Jo & good luck in the West.
Last nights run was great. Heavy put on a good run (well as good as you can in Miners Rest) & cooked up a fine meal to match.
We had 1 Super Runner. Me 500.
Significant runners were Rowdy 713 & Mrs D 111.
Also a couple of welcomes back. Bad Hair Day is back from the U.S of A & Spider is back from where he's been.
Conrats to me being the Super Runner for the night. To mark the occasion there were 5 raffles for 5 bottles of wine out of the 'Knitters Club' bin of fine wine. Did you get to check out the label? Once again, another good job by our label makers.
Also, to mark the occasion I brought along the dreaded block of ice to sit on. Whilst Num Num wasn't there, we had a few Num Bums. Silic had his sperm frozen for future use but couldn't find any takers!!
Last night we didn't have our usual 'Normal friends' down down but it was noted that we had a 'Normal tantrum'. I won't name anyone, but he is a Collingwood supporter & they do get a bit precious at times don't they.
Just when you thought it was safe to go to Hash without being harassed to set a run then think again. Carpet Burns will be back next week & looking for more run setters. You never know, there may even be runs sheets available so you can start lining the bottom of your hash bag again.
Next weeks run should be a beauty. It is the Xmas in July run set by Dumber & Num Num.
It is at Mounty's Harriers Club & the theme is Teddy Bear.
Here are some of the suggestions. 1. Bring a teddy bear, 2. Come as a teddy bear, 3. Wear a teddy (you can cum in that as well if you like) or 4. just come bare.
Lastly, don't forget the Mystery Run coming up on 4 August.
Theme Hoe Down/Country/ Farmer - I think you get the picture.
Cost $25
Bus leaves City Oval 6.30pm
3 course meal
Live entertainment
Drinks at bar prices or cheaper
Home before midnight.
We will be collecting names from next week (for catering & bus).
On On
Lois Lane
I'm back from another flying visit to En Zud and straight into my 500th run.
Thanks again to the stand in committee last week. Was any of the Super Committee there? I don't think so.
From all accounts it was a great run & everyone was impressed with the meal. Thanks Jack & Flo Jo & good luck in the West.
Last nights run was great. Heavy put on a good run (well as good as you can in Miners Rest) & cooked up a fine meal to match.
We had 1 Super Runner. Me 500.
Significant runners were Rowdy 713 & Mrs D 111.
Also a couple of welcomes back. Bad Hair Day is back from the U.S of A & Spider is back from where he's been.
Conrats to me being the Super Runner for the night. To mark the occasion there were 5 raffles for 5 bottles of wine out of the 'Knitters Club' bin of fine wine. Did you get to check out the label? Once again, another good job by our label makers.
Also, to mark the occasion I brought along the dreaded block of ice to sit on. Whilst Num Num wasn't there, we had a few Num Bums. Silic had his sperm frozen for future use but couldn't find any takers!!
Last night we didn't have our usual 'Normal friends' down down but it was noted that we had a 'Normal tantrum'. I won't name anyone, but he is a Collingwood supporter & they do get a bit precious at times don't they.
Just when you thought it was safe to go to Hash without being harassed to set a run then think again. Carpet Burns will be back next week & looking for more run setters. You never know, there may even be runs sheets available so you can start lining the bottom of your hash bag again.
Next weeks run should be a beauty. It is the Xmas in July run set by Dumber & Num Num.
It is at Mounty's Harriers Club & the theme is Teddy Bear.
Here are some of the suggestions. 1. Bring a teddy bear, 2. Come as a teddy bear, 3. Wear a teddy (you can cum in that as well if you like) or 4. just come bare.
Lastly, don't forget the Mystery Run coming up on 4 August.
Theme Hoe Down/Country/ Farmer - I think you get the picture.
Cost $25
Bus leaves City Oval 6.30pm
3 course meal
Live entertainment
Drinks at bar prices or cheaper
Home before midnight.
We will be collecting names from next week (for catering & bus).
On On
Lois Lane
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