See post from Fop regarding all the results of the Downlow medal vote count. And….the winner of the Downlow medal was….Precious. Along with the medal, Precious scored a drink from the giant penis glass. This week, Welcome Backs went to Pauline, Dim Wit, Quick Dick, Head Hunter, Boner, Deep Heat, Num Num, Jus Cum, Spartacus & Spencer Hocking. Next, Sniffy runs of mention went to Dumb & Dumber on 1448, Num Num on 848, Disco on 88, Teflon on 424 and Fop on 484.
Moving on to the screw, Mountie quoted revelations 218, talking about the cowardly vile layers and Collingwood supporters, so all the Collingwood supporters scored a drink including, Pus Bucket, Cris Cross, Rowdy, Nutcracker and me. Next, there was something about the cat and the mouse to the lion or is the lion the mouse to the cat. This weeks run was noted to have toured 4 local footy grounds and there were several times when the walkers merged with the runners. Another footy reference, at our half time we’ve got Big Dog not Snoop Dog. Of course, Nutcracker piped up to say, “he’s not here”, so as you can expect, Nutcracker scored a down down.
Our Sergeant, NBCL, was about to begin, but was called to stand down, because Dim Wit was here. Dim Wit’s joke went like this, what’s the difference between vitamins and hormones? You don’t hear vitamins. Which was followed by, what’s the difference between a gynaecologist and a genealogist? One looks up family trees, the other looks up the family bush. And another one, how do you make a hormone? Kick her in the crutch.
After all these jokes NMCL began by continuing his Sunshine story. The local church had selected a new minister who was quite strict. Four Nuns came forward for confession. The first Nun confessed that she had stared at the crutch of a man. So, she was told to wipe her eyes with holy water. The second Nun confessed that she had grabbed a man’s genitals, so she was told to wash her hands in holy water. The fourth Nun quickly swapped with the third Nun. When questioned why, we were told that she didn’t want to gargle in the holy water after the third Nun washed her ass in it. This resulted in our Religious Advisor, Num Num, getting a drink too.
Continuing our footy themed evening, all the Hawthorn supporters were dragged into the circle of shame. Spartacus, Head Hunter and Quick Dick getting a drink this time. Bent Nose was the next hasher called to the circle, as he had fallen up the step before the run, was seen to later fall down the step and also had to ask for help with the child safety gate. Fop was charged for his tricky house, and for nearly killing Deep Heat with very cold beer. Campaspe was charged for causing all PMT hashers in Port Fairy to miss the 800m final when she accidently changed the channel when trying to turn the volume up. This was followed by, when one Dr drinks, all Drs drink. Fop, Rowdy and Quick Dick joining Campaspe for this one. Mountie was charged for breaking the “what happens on the weekend away, stays on the weekend away” rule. Head Hunter was charged for saying that she was starving, she was so hungry she was ravishing. Precious was charged for taking on more roles at COOCH, he’s now GM, Hash Horn, Downlow medallist and self-appointed Hash gynaecologist. Fop was charged as it was speculated that he may have asked ChatGPT to award the medal to someone related to him. Mountie was charged for noticing that Cris Cross in his blond wig, was resembling Nutcracker, which was made funnier when NBCL agreed. Fop was charged for the appropriateness of his Geelong jumper. The foot on it resembling our Hash logo. I didn’t catch why Mountie scored a charge here but moving on, Cris Cross was charged for his outfit resembling a cross between Darcy Moore and Gandalf. Half-A-Bar was charged for something about being catholic and D&C was charged for her delayed realisation for why Nutcracker was upset by her resemblance to Cris Cross, when he’s got a beard. Fop and Her Vaj were charged next, with some Dick van Dyke humour and for one of the most memorable movies of all time with flying bicycles. Bent Nose got a reverse charge, as he is usually the one saying that visual gags don’t work. We finished with an announcement telling everyone to take care of the step, better late than never.
We finished with the announcement of Next Weeks Run. Next weeks run was scheduled to be set by SS. However, this will now be a committee run, set in memory of SS. The run will begin from the Trout Hatchery in Gillies St. The run will cost $10, including a $5 donation to the Hatchery. On after will be at Eureka Bistro.
On On
Moving on to the screw, Mountie quoted revelations 218, talking about the cowardly vile layers and Collingwood supporters, so all the Collingwood supporters scored a drink including, Pus Bucket, Cris Cross, Rowdy, Nutcracker and me. Next, there was something about the cat and the mouse to the lion or is the lion the mouse to the cat. This weeks run was noted to have toured 4 local footy grounds and there were several times when the walkers merged with the runners. Another footy reference, at our half time we’ve got Big Dog not Snoop Dog. Of course, Nutcracker piped up to say, “he’s not here”, so as you can expect, Nutcracker scored a down down.
Our Sergeant, NBCL, was about to begin, but was called to stand down, because Dim Wit was here. Dim Wit’s joke went like this, what’s the difference between vitamins and hormones? You don’t hear vitamins. Which was followed by, what’s the difference between a gynaecologist and a genealogist? One looks up family trees, the other looks up the family bush. And another one, how do you make a hormone? Kick her in the crutch.
After all these jokes NMCL began by continuing his Sunshine story. The local church had selected a new minister who was quite strict. Four Nuns came forward for confession. The first Nun confessed that she had stared at the crutch of a man. So, she was told to wipe her eyes with holy water. The second Nun confessed that she had grabbed a man’s genitals, so she was told to wash her hands in holy water. The fourth Nun quickly swapped with the third Nun. When questioned why, we were told that she didn’t want to gargle in the holy water after the third Nun washed her ass in it. This resulted in our Religious Advisor, Num Num, getting a drink too.
Continuing our footy themed evening, all the Hawthorn supporters were dragged into the circle of shame. Spartacus, Head Hunter and Quick Dick getting a drink this time. Bent Nose was the next hasher called to the circle, as he had fallen up the step before the run, was seen to later fall down the step and also had to ask for help with the child safety gate. Fop was charged for his tricky house, and for nearly killing Deep Heat with very cold beer. Campaspe was charged for causing all PMT hashers in Port Fairy to miss the 800m final when she accidently changed the channel when trying to turn the volume up. This was followed by, when one Dr drinks, all Drs drink. Fop, Rowdy and Quick Dick joining Campaspe for this one. Mountie was charged for breaking the “what happens on the weekend away, stays on the weekend away” rule. Head Hunter was charged for saying that she was starving, she was so hungry she was ravishing. Precious was charged for taking on more roles at COOCH, he’s now GM, Hash Horn, Downlow medallist and self-appointed Hash gynaecologist. Fop was charged as it was speculated that he may have asked ChatGPT to award the medal to someone related to him. Mountie was charged for noticing that Cris Cross in his blond wig, was resembling Nutcracker, which was made funnier when NBCL agreed. Fop was charged for the appropriateness of his Geelong jumper. The foot on it resembling our Hash logo. I didn’t catch why Mountie scored a charge here but moving on, Cris Cross was charged for his outfit resembling a cross between Darcy Moore and Gandalf. Half-A-Bar was charged for something about being catholic and D&C was charged for her delayed realisation for why Nutcracker was upset by her resemblance to Cris Cross, when he’s got a beard. Fop and Her Vaj were charged next, with some Dick van Dyke humour and for one of the most memorable movies of all time with flying bicycles. Bent Nose got a reverse charge, as he is usually the one saying that visual gags don’t work. We finished with an announcement telling everyone to take care of the step, better late than never.
We finished with the announcement of Next Weeks Run. Next weeks run was scheduled to be set by SS. However, this will now be a committee run, set in memory of SS. The run will begin from the Trout Hatchery in Gillies St. The run will cost $10, including a $5 donation to the Hatchery. On after will be at Eureka Bistro.
On On
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