This week we began the circle by acknowledging the Royalty of our venue, which initiated a raucous version of God save the King, much to Mountie’s dismay. Welcomes back went to Fop, Her Vajesty and Fascinator. Next, Sniffy runs were awarded to Spencer Hocking - 1413, Mountie - 1513, Pink Bits - 169, Masterbait – 1666, Precious – 350, Mrs Dickhead – 870, Disco – 87 but the most important one was D&C – 400. A commemorative T-shirt (with the correct number of runs) was presented to D&C to mark this occasion.
Mountie began her screw by berating the young people for not supporting the Republic. She talked about Tiaras and shit. Mountie quoted the Queen of Sheba and told us that she now understood what buggery means. We were told that Mrs Dickhead set this run, but it was also co-hared by Precious. A hasher with one ball was the next topic of discussion, to which D&C predictably said “he’s not here”, so she got the “you’ll do” charge.
NBCL stepped up to tell us the ongoing story of happenings in Sunshine. After last weeks dramatics, the diocese advertised for a new minister. Ten people applied, but the congregation wanted to ensure that there wasn’t a repeat of the issues with the last minister. So, they stripped all the applicants and tied bells to their old fellas. One at a time, they showed them a naked lady and waited to hear the bell ring. There was silence until the last applicant. Ding, ding, ding and the bell fell off. He bent over to pick it up, and all the remaining bells rang. Pus Bucket received the next charge, for his Mamma Mia impersonation or was Liberace missing his shirt. The parents of Cinderella, Fop and Mrs D, scored the next charge, along with the birthday boy, Cinderella, who was 21 today. Fop was awarded a second drink, as it was his birthday the next day. Next, Pink Bits charged IC for not making any dinners for her over her very busy weekend. During this time, IC was said to have eaten KFC, but since she’s not here, Pink Bits, you’ll do. Mountie charged Ding Dong for getting lost on the way to Mount Xavier Golf Course, which is hard to do as there is only one road in, so by association, Pink Bits scored that drink too. Rowdy was next, being charged for trying to out Catholic an O’Halloran and the birthday boy was also charged again. Normal and Half-a-bar were charged with an accompanying safari story about a lion with one eye. This was a visual gag that is difficult to scribe but ended with throwing of stones towards the lion and something about running away. Campaspe was charged for resembling Cinderella’s grandmother, I corrected this to be Aunty Paspe, as I am sometimes referred to by Cinderella. Half-a-Bar was charged with another story about a moral dilemma with 2 buttons, one to kill 1000 Kenyan’s and the other to kill Aussie’s. There were lots of F’s and this ended with the punchline that there was no instruction that any button need to be pushed. Mastabait scored the next charge, as the resident bird expert. When asked what bird the feather that Campaspe was wearing had come from, he answered an Ostrich that had a fight with a blue rinse. While we had not quite reached the end, a cake appeared and all the red heads were charged, Rowdy, Disco and Cinderella taking this one. Someone asked if this was the first 21st at Hash, but no, SOS also had his 21st celebrated at Hash, so Precious took this one, since he was wearing the SOS Hash shirt.
We finished with the announcement of Next Weeks Run. It will be a Brownlow themed event and Fop will be our next Hare. The location will either be the Golden Point Cricket Club Rooms (if their renovations are timely), or otherwise it might be at 18 Sligo St. Stay tuned to email/Facebook for updates. Supporting the Brownlow theme, we are asked to wear footy gear or red-carpet attire.
On On
Mountie began her screw by berating the young people for not supporting the Republic. She talked about Tiaras and shit. Mountie quoted the Queen of Sheba and told us that she now understood what buggery means. We were told that Mrs Dickhead set this run, but it was also co-hared by Precious. A hasher with one ball was the next topic of discussion, to which D&C predictably said “he’s not here”, so she got the “you’ll do” charge.
NBCL stepped up to tell us the ongoing story of happenings in Sunshine. After last weeks dramatics, the diocese advertised for a new minister. Ten people applied, but the congregation wanted to ensure that there wasn’t a repeat of the issues with the last minister. So, they stripped all the applicants and tied bells to their old fellas. One at a time, they showed them a naked lady and waited to hear the bell ring. There was silence until the last applicant. Ding, ding, ding and the bell fell off. He bent over to pick it up, and all the remaining bells rang. Pus Bucket received the next charge, for his Mamma Mia impersonation or was Liberace missing his shirt. The parents of Cinderella, Fop and Mrs D, scored the next charge, along with the birthday boy, Cinderella, who was 21 today. Fop was awarded a second drink, as it was his birthday the next day. Next, Pink Bits charged IC for not making any dinners for her over her very busy weekend. During this time, IC was said to have eaten KFC, but since she’s not here, Pink Bits, you’ll do. Mountie charged Ding Dong for getting lost on the way to Mount Xavier Golf Course, which is hard to do as there is only one road in, so by association, Pink Bits scored that drink too. Rowdy was next, being charged for trying to out Catholic an O’Halloran and the birthday boy was also charged again. Normal and Half-a-bar were charged with an accompanying safari story about a lion with one eye. This was a visual gag that is difficult to scribe but ended with throwing of stones towards the lion and something about running away. Campaspe was charged for resembling Cinderella’s grandmother, I corrected this to be Aunty Paspe, as I am sometimes referred to by Cinderella. Half-a-Bar was charged with another story about a moral dilemma with 2 buttons, one to kill 1000 Kenyan’s and the other to kill Aussie’s. There were lots of F’s and this ended with the punchline that there was no instruction that any button need to be pushed. Mastabait scored the next charge, as the resident bird expert. When asked what bird the feather that Campaspe was wearing had come from, he answered an Ostrich that had a fight with a blue rinse. While we had not quite reached the end, a cake appeared and all the red heads were charged, Rowdy, Disco and Cinderella taking this one. Someone asked if this was the first 21st at Hash, but no, SOS also had his 21st celebrated at Hash, so Precious took this one, since he was wearing the SOS Hash shirt.
We finished with the announcement of Next Weeks Run. It will be a Brownlow themed event and Fop will be our next Hare. The location will either be the Golden Point Cricket Club Rooms (if their renovations are timely), or otherwise it might be at 18 Sligo St. Stay tuned to email/Facebook for updates. Supporting the Brownlow theme, we are asked to wear footy gear or red-carpet attire.
On On
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