Before the run we were informed of the death of Graham Greene. This was then clarified as the actor. We were reassured that our Rear Entry is still very much alive. After the run we began our circle with our welcomes backs that went to Pauline, Pebbles, Bad Hair Day, Big Dog and Bent Nose. Sniffy Runs were then awarded to Faucet on lucky 13, Mrs D on 869 and Billy who dared to return for run number 2.
Mountie began her screw of the run with a homophone, where she explained that she might have go force it. We were then reminded of last night’s blood moon. Our run took us through the cemetery where we saw a magnificent full moon. Cinderella’s fall was mentioned, as were the slightly different trail markings, we saw many tiny round circle’s, just like drips from a faucet. Mountie also complained that the tiny arrows were a bit few and far between.
The next topic that was mentioned was Fascinator’s dentist. At least his teeth are nice and white. NBCL then told us about his dramatic week in Sunshine, where the big bike had been stolen. The local minister preaching to his congregations was talking about the commandments and before he got to, thou shall not steal, he mentioned thou shall not commit adultery. He then remembered where he left the bike. We were then told about Half-a-bar who was having problems with Cecil the ram, not producing. The vet came and gave him a pill, this was successful with rampant producing, but it wore off and the vet was called again. Half-a-bar asked for the same pill, but couldn’t remember the colour or shape, but said that it tasted like aniseed.
Half-a-bar then got the first charge for his earlier conversation with Precious. He’d been saying that our numbers at Hash were pretty good. Precious mentioned that they weren’t so good when everyone was in Vietnam, to which Half-A-Bar said he’s not that old. Mountie was then charged for her impression of the school for the gifted cartoon, she was trying to push the door that said “slide”. Pus bucket was then charged. Mountie explained that she had lost her church hymnal, but Pus Bucket found it at The Millers Arms, when he was there drinking alone. Spartacus was then charged for not joining him. Faucet was charged for questioning early in the run if our hash was ok going through the cemetery, and the run went there anyway. NBCL was then charged for spitting in cemetery. Cinderella was charged for testing a speed bump on trail and Teflon was charged for looking for real estate in the cemetery. Squizzy stepped up to show us that he was now learning another new language, Croatian. Half-a-bar was then asked to swap shirts with Faucet, so he had a local shirt to take back to Broome. Rowdy stepped up and provided a shirt, as he had several with him. Lois and Pauline were then charged, as it was suggested that they might give him something from their garage sale. Jus Cum was then charged for coming back from toilet exhausted and Cris Cross was charged for picking up cans. Bent was charged for something about f#@king the kiwis. The Haberdasher was then charged for Faucet’s chalk H3 on his shirt. Mrs D was then charged for missing the drink stop as she desperately needed a toilet and she went back to the pub, not realising that there was in fact a toilet at the drink stop. Cat Flaps got the last charge, just because, to get rid of the last beer.
We finished with the announcement of Next Weeks Run. Cinderella is having a significant birthday, and we will be having a Ball in her honour at the Royal Mail Hotel. All are requested to wear your best ball gown.
On On
Mountie began her screw of the run with a homophone, where she explained that she might have go force it. We were then reminded of last night’s blood moon. Our run took us through the cemetery where we saw a magnificent full moon. Cinderella’s fall was mentioned, as were the slightly different trail markings, we saw many tiny round circle’s, just like drips from a faucet. Mountie also complained that the tiny arrows were a bit few and far between.
The next topic that was mentioned was Fascinator’s dentist. At least his teeth are nice and white. NBCL then told us about his dramatic week in Sunshine, where the big bike had been stolen. The local minister preaching to his congregations was talking about the commandments and before he got to, thou shall not steal, he mentioned thou shall not commit adultery. He then remembered where he left the bike. We were then told about Half-a-bar who was having problems with Cecil the ram, not producing. The vet came and gave him a pill, this was successful with rampant producing, but it wore off and the vet was called again. Half-a-bar asked for the same pill, but couldn’t remember the colour or shape, but said that it tasted like aniseed.
Half-a-bar then got the first charge for his earlier conversation with Precious. He’d been saying that our numbers at Hash were pretty good. Precious mentioned that they weren’t so good when everyone was in Vietnam, to which Half-A-Bar said he’s not that old. Mountie was then charged for her impression of the school for the gifted cartoon, she was trying to push the door that said “slide”. Pus bucket was then charged. Mountie explained that she had lost her church hymnal, but Pus Bucket found it at The Millers Arms, when he was there drinking alone. Spartacus was then charged for not joining him. Faucet was charged for questioning early in the run if our hash was ok going through the cemetery, and the run went there anyway. NBCL was then charged for spitting in cemetery. Cinderella was charged for testing a speed bump on trail and Teflon was charged for looking for real estate in the cemetery. Squizzy stepped up to show us that he was now learning another new language, Croatian. Half-a-bar was then asked to swap shirts with Faucet, so he had a local shirt to take back to Broome. Rowdy stepped up and provided a shirt, as he had several with him. Lois and Pauline were then charged, as it was suggested that they might give him something from their garage sale. Jus Cum was then charged for coming back from toilet exhausted and Cris Cross was charged for picking up cans. Bent was charged for something about f#@king the kiwis. The Haberdasher was then charged for Faucet’s chalk H3 on his shirt. Mrs D was then charged for missing the drink stop as she desperately needed a toilet and she went back to the pub, not realising that there was in fact a toilet at the drink stop. Cat Flaps got the last charge, just because, to get rid of the last beer.
We finished with the announcement of Next Weeks Run. Cinderella is having a significant birthday, and we will be having a Ball in her honour at the Royal Mail Hotel. All are requested to wear your best ball gown.
On On
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