18 - 6 - '18     Run 1884       Cuthbert's Rd.

NUM "Cuthbert" from Cuthbert's with the Hash 24.
MOUNTIE called the reverence for the 'once again' Stand-in
GM TEFLON - think he's got the hang of it enough to do it 
full-time in '19. PEBBLES still out of it 'suffering' with his 
man flu. 
DUMBER said it was a 5k run, stay on the high ground to 
avoid the wet, there are a couple of on-backs & we'll go 
thru' a 'pergoda?'.
The Drink-stop was kept at the On On to make sure the 
Athletes were out of the cold, & out came the party pies &
sausage rolls.
ROWDY was Stand-in Choirmaster, & called the reverence
once they'd called off the search party for the absent 
BENTNOSE - ('cos they couldn't be bothered !!).
It was the ideal spot for the Car Hash circle - surrounded by
the BIGM Blue yank tank, NUMMY's Fiat convertible under
the bag, & the backed-in Subaru - palindromic U R A Bus.
MOUNTIE began the Screwing, saying that NUMMY had 
short-cutted early - the run set on the bike by DUMB. 
Was noted that he went past Lazy Mo's & past the car
intersection of Windsor (the 302) & Cleveland (the 351).
She got rid of a couple of Drive mags, the limerick & gave 
it the '2nd to Top' award. 
                                  (Shitty trail ......... ).
Charges may include, but not limited to .... (missed a few !).
SILIC & Mini Me PIMP were out for the look-alikes, MOUNTIE
from Ayre's Rock & BENTNOSE for walking in late.
                                  (She's alright ..... ).
Sergeant SHAFTED was next & charged LOIS LANE for 
driving her car 'just round the corner' to Hash. GLIDER had
his long-winded spiel from the paper, about the Swedish IQ 
test saying that everyone's dumbing down, so if it happens 
here, will we all be called DUMB & DUMBER?
                          (What a wank wank wank ........ ).
NUMMY charged DUMBER for doing worse than her in their
IQ test, then SHAFFY's song, Do Wah Diddy Diddy DUMB 
Diddee Do !!
TEFLON took 2 drinks (GILF's & his own) for their 4th 
Wedding Anniversary & ROWDY charged BITCHFACE for 
when she fronted up to the wrong car.
                          (He's the meanest ........... ).
D&D presented SHAFFY with another new found glove to
complete the pair, & BITCHFACE had another drink, this 
time for being the 'rose between the thorns'.
                   (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ........ ).
Paul the Pom was out for a drink, & as all Paul's drink 
together ....... you too Paul Bearer. SPENCER HOCKING had
SILIC out the front, & PIMP (in the balaclava), ashamed to 
look like the old man.
                                  (U.G.L.Y.....).
MRS D charged BP & BENTNOSE.    BP didn't appear 
concerned enough that BENT was missing - said "He'll be 
OK". He didn't get raped in any of the parks. Was that why
he was so late - just hoping?
                    (There's a game they call 20 toes ..... ).
MOUNTIE charged BP for running round waving her arms 
in the air at some other stage, ROWDY charged MOUNTIE
- (dunno !!), & BENT to MRS D for her hair looking redder
by the day.
                              (Give us an A ........... ).
D&D had a charge for PLUCKA.    If most people smell the 
prawns, meat & veg cooking in the pan, does she walk
round smelling the grass & dog shit out of the mower?
8 beers left ..... you, you & you out for a drink.
NUM NUM had spent some hours 'stoving over a hot slave',
to produce some very enjoyable casseroles, spuds & pasta,
& dessert with ice cream.

Next week's run - 1885 - Bad 'Hare' Day's & BBQ from home.
58B Magpie St - enter thru' back gate on Madelia Court.
Don't forget grog - FOP's given up the sales.