Friday, May 30, 2014

Run 1664 26/5/14 Miller's Arms Hotel Hare: Lil Evil

LITTLE EVIL’s local is a Cosy little Pub style Pub, Very close to his home. On site BBQ and outdoor area all set with a warm welcome from mine Hosts Darryl and Sue.

First gallop directly to LITTLE EVIL’s 707 flipped to LOL, across the road to his driveway for the first drink stop of Malibu shooters.  The runners couldn’t run out of sight on the dark night it was odd that even the walkers caught on.

Then ZIGGing and ZAGGing as good AUSSIE runs tend to do, toward the railway workshops to a Halt on the other side of a north bound freight train. Up a dead end path and back we found trail along the line and short stepping sleeper to sleepers like TRAINING for TRACK and field up to Howitt, shittin’ bricks as we ran past Sell Kirks into Midlands, ran up Paling into Insignificance. Down past Taxi Shell, Golf House ZIGGing and ZAGGing again up hill to Ligar and on to DS exploring in back yard of Office. 

The lined shed provided the up close and personal accoustics for the preliminary  performance of HEAVY’s Absentee Screw song for LITTLE EVIL to the tune of EVILS PRESLEY’s “In The Ghetto” With back up hum drum by DUM, “On a cold and grey Kalgoorlie morn a poor little Foster child was born….In Kalgoorlie…...and his father cried!...... Bought a bag, stole a bong, started to sing a loud rap song.  And his father cries!!....Hash crowd gathers round a rapping young man, Rubber prick in his hand and his pants half downLITTLE EVIL.  ON HOME to MUMMY’S ARMS.

Welcomes Backs to SOS, HYMEN, and BAR LIQUOR (Scotching the vicious rumours that she had deserted) and Welcome also to NEW runner, her very precious verry herry YETI son JOHN fresh with financial news from our Nation’s Capital, (he tried to remove his Canberra taint but couldn’t Budget).
Sniffy cnt runs was 350 NUMMY, another drink for BAR LIQUOR, 21 today, 21 today, and KAROL with a K racking up one more than a rack (3). Joint GMs drank as the BILLY GOAT wrote 1225 in the book and SHAFTED was the Little Shotgun, 410.

ROWDY the random screwer did his job on the run, BENT LITTLE EVIL over and gave him the Doctor’s Thumbs Up!  Then hinting his off the rails antics seemed on track again for a respectable score of 8/10!
Our Travelling Willbury, Seargent Spence sent word;

Well it's all right, riding around in the breeze
Well it's all right, if you live the life you please
Well it's all right, doing the best you can
Well it's all right, as long as BOOT can lend a hand.
Well it's all right, even if you're old and grey
Well it's all right, as long as you’ve got someone to lay
Well it's all right, the best I can do is forgive you
Well it's all right, were going to the end of the line

RAT’S ARSE was heard to have suffered a SPENCE-like elbow injury and as she was in DIRE STRAITS, BOOT was there LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL and said IB 60, UB40 lets have some RED RED WINE, were going to the end of the line.

THE BILL noted that stand-in SEARGENT BOOT seemed to cop most of the charges himself and they lamented that if it wasn’t too high to eat grass the lawn wouldn’t need mowing.

MRS D let HALF A BAR’s sheep out when she took a fence at not being included in the definition of pretty girls, (FLUID with a K) that came together late to the Drink Stop! They were last in but could have been first served.

Next Week’s Run stays in the Family Fostering Goodwill with Harmony, HEAVY’S @ ONE HUNT 

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