On the first day of the Feast of Unleavened Bread, the disciples came to JeSOS and asked, “Where do you want us to make preparations for you to eat ?” He replied, “Go into the city to a certain man "Dumb and Dumber" and tell him, ‘ I am going to celebrate the Passover with my disciples at the Red Peppa in Sturt Street Ballarat, please set a short easy run around the central CBD. “ So Dumber & the disciples did as JeSOS had directed them and prepared the Passover at the Red Peppa.
When evening came, JeSOS was reclining at a table in Las Vegas with the Twelve lovely girls, as he had already appointed "Jack Off" as JeSOS for the night.
"Jack Off said, “I tell you the truth, one of you will betray me.”
" Rowdy" and "Normal" were very sad and began to say to him one after the other, “Surely not I, Lord?” We would just like to be part of the committee!
The Disciples Cheered for "Jack OFF", Jack Off, Jack Off, Jack Off
Jack Off said“The one who has dipped his hand into his bag with the stolen Pepper Grinder will betray me. But woe to that man who betrays the Owner of the Red Peppa! It would be better for him if he had not been born.”
During the Down Downs "Jack Off" said "This cup is the new covenant in my blood, which is poured out for you". Then he took the cup, gave thanks and offered it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you, drink it down, down down, but the disciples could not think of Down Downs for everyone so...
Tommy Half a Bar and Squizzy both told jokes, Cherry, After Birth (Western Suburbs), Matt, Flo Jo, Sorry, Mountie, Pus Bucket, The Bill, Dumber, RMIT, Her Vagesty and a few others had a drink.
When that was over the disciples sung a couple of hymns, they then went out the back to look at Mount Bunninyong...
The passover was excellent and the wine was free so all had a great time.
See you next week at the BOG, God Bless you all Nummy.