Run 1943 Hare: Beer Fuck from the Cattleyards Inn
A crowd of Ballarat HHH stalwarts (excluding those rude enough to spend the weekend swanning about in Darwin) were on hand to celebrate a momentous Run with a momentous milestone. Run 1943, of course, commemorates the year of Glider's birth, and he and Exit were the first to arrive at the Cattleyards to prepare themselves. Once people worked out that the Cattleyards was NOT the Market Hotel, a good turnout was on hand to hear Rowdy take control at 1845 hours in the absence of any other committee members.
Glider's birth was acknowledged, and then Katrina Nutcracker was called out and given a heart starter (girly drink) to slow her down for her 100th Run. (She's the Meanest....) The Hare promised the run would embrace all points of the compass, and seeing we went in a clockwise circle, he was absolutely correct.
The drink stop was outside the aforementioned Market Hotel, where we could look in and see the Bar Flys talking to Murph at the bar. Must have been too cold for them to join us.
Charges were moved to the smoker's beer garden due to a hotly contested darts match. GM Fascinator had arrived by then, in time to appoint others to fill in as sergeant and choir master. He welcomed back (in his absence(?)) Little Evil, and Beer Fuck, and as one BF drinks, Butt Fuck was handed a glass, as was Pauline (Big Fucker) (20 toes)
Next up FOP was called to account for finding the cure for cancer. Sillic was charged as a beneficiary, but he wasn't there, and as his testicle is not up his arse it was all a little confusing for most to follow.
Shafted screwed the run. Then he reminisced about "Keef from the Kimberly", who used to drink with Shafted from the same pub as we were in presently; Keef morphed into "Gin on the Rocks" as his initial Hash name, then was re-christened after sitting next to an absolute stunner called Carmen on a plane trip to South America.
The Screw then waxed lyrical about the street names Pleasant, Darling, Foster, also noting the first up Foster was Teflon. He then sang a song twice that I failed to recognise as it had appropriately rude lyrics but no tune.
( S H I T T Y T R A I L).
Sniffyc*nt Runs: Nutcracker was called up to celebrate her 100th Ballarat HHH Run. Party hats were worn by the females, presentations of Silver foil balloons in rude shapes made, and a glittering chalice presented (she's all right....), and she drank from the chalice.
Little Evil was welcomed back once he had arrived back. Nutcracker fronted the centre to be presented with her engraved silver goblet for her 100th run. The BFs were again called out (Beer Fuck, Butt Fuck, Big Fucker, and to join them, Big Dog).
Nutcracker got another charge for her 100th Run (Ohhh, the wiggle of her arse...)
Shafted and Half a Bar were charged for the horse coming third, with no third dividend paid, Mrs D charged Little Evil and Half a Bar with a demonstration of the difference in their whistles, and Glider took his charge for being born in 1943.
The Bill was charged for his meticulous parking, still ending up crooked and not between the lines, and Sillic was charged in absentia for parking Pimp's car so badly the he backed it into his own car.
Next week we return to La La Land, in the city not the country, with Dr Death hosting from his residence in Lal Lal Street.
A good pub meal was enjoyed, with the cricket on in the background, generating conversation and good humour.
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