Run 1945, Hare Spencer Hocking from upstairs at the Freight Bar.
Exit celebrated her 100th Ballarat HHH run tonight, making it 3 from 3 for centenary celebrations. She managed to confide with me "Happy Glider, Happy Life; Yes, I make him happy," so perhaps there was another happy ending, again making it 3 from 3.
GM Fascinator called the pack to attention at 1847 hrs, made reference to his 'sporting prowess' - got a few footy tips right for a change - and Spence led us around a good trail on his clown bike with his clown hat on. All enjoyed the run, up the Mair St hill, a stop to visit Albert Coates, through St Pats, winding down to White Flat, a sojourn in the Fabulous east, with all meeting up at the Bakery Hill flagpole for a recitation of "Beneath the Southern Cross" while the Spence's Bus rolled past. Back to the drink stop outside the military memorabilia store, and to the pub when we all got too cold.
Fascinator opened up post run proceedings with more references to himself. BF (Bitch Face, not Butt Fuck, or Big Fucker Pauline. Beer Fuck was absent) was heard to say out loud "its not all about you". Most concurred.
Anyway, welcome Backs to Pauline, D&D&Nummy, SS.
Significant Run to Fascinator (who'd a guessed??) 121 (you oughta be publicly pissed on)
Much more Significant Run to EXIT 100. Spence presented a well wrapped and protected and intact goblet, then an equally well wrapped engraved pewter drinking vessel. (She's all right)
Shafted screwed the run. Briefly.
He then mentioned Spence's Bus, charged Nutcracker for being thin, and praised trail saying he was "often in suSpence". Not one of his better one-liners. SHITTY TRAIL
FOP got the Sergeant gig. Started off with run 1845, then was corrected to 1945... the Billy Goat was born, many countries managed to EXIT WW2, a nuclear missile, Little Boy, was dropped on Japan, (Precious), and a Fat Boy followed (Normal, in the absence of Sillic). Rowdy has a drink for being a smart arse.
Before the run: SS caught 80 fish on his recent holiday, threw most of them back. Bait got charged for keeping all of his fish, regardless of the size.. Half a Bar was charged for being a good masturbater.
Precious charged Shafted and Tommy for arriving unusually early. Normal, quick as a blink, charged Precious for understanding what coming early was all about (Get a life)
Fang was charged for being at the most thrilling football match of the season, and leaving early so he wouldn't miss his train. BF Pauline charged BF for leaving her braces in lost property.
The meals were brought out. Nut Bush Clitty Licker appeared from nowhere, again, but this week was covered in shit which had a few of us confused. The meal which came out labelled "BF" got more people confused, and the 3 BFs a drink.
Next week, Teflon at the Market Hotel.
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