8 - 7 - '19   Run 1939  Nth Bowling Club

I want a pay rise - Scribe's slipped the collar again - 
this time unannounced, & allegedly running in Qld.
Hash 30 for HER VAGESTY's run around the North - 
12 super athletes, about 15 walkers, 2 bar flys, & then 
SILIC driving to the Drink-stop. There wasn't even the 
loud, grandiose, late entry of SHAFFY. 
The run went down the hills for quite a while, thru' the 
Rail Station & down Mair, for brief run in the fabulous 
East along Peel. That's when the "equal & opposite 
reaction" kicked in, up thru' the hills of 'Soldiers', & on 
to the well stocked Iron Bark (& some Yankee brew) 
Drink-stop & chips. We obviously dodged FOP's 
home brew !!
Back at the Circle, GM FASCINATOR called "thank you 
very much", then there was a long silence.
Mystery Bus Helpers LOIS LANE, MRS DICKHEAD, 
MOUNTIE, PLUCKA & PAULINE were 1st drinks.
                     (Give us an Aaaa ...) ... from SQUIZZY.
Welcomes back for SILIC ( what's been seen in that 
photo, cannot be unseen !!), & SQUIZZY - that turned 
out to be a rebound for FASCINATOR.
In yet another night of stand-ins, no-one volunteered, 
so FOP got to screw HER VAG. He resurrected his 
FOP-ometer, using MOUNTIE's Saint's Scarf. 
The angles ranged from 60 deg. down to 20, as he 
recounted the run - very well marked (by him), 
Drink-stop well stocked with different beers, to a 
resting angle of 45 deg.
                 (Shitty trail ..... )  ... SQUIZZY again, 
Sniffyc*nt runs for FOP 380, DIMWIT 77 & 
THE BILL 1644.
                (Give us an Aaaa ...), & then SQUIZZY was
sacked, in favour of someone with the same name as
HEAD HUNTER, who knows all the songs.
A sniffyc*nt birthday for PAULINE - Happy 65.
                          (Hashy Birthday f*ck you !!),
A Hashy Birthday for the absent BEERFUCK - 
you'll do PEBBLES.
             (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ..... ),
MOUNTIE asked the Bus Driver what we owed - $550, 
& what about if D&C has sex with you on the 
back seat? Still $550 !!
                       (She's a harriette .... ),
Sergeant MOUNTIE - 1939 was the start of the War, 
so drinks for DIMWIT (Kaczkowski), & last week's 
top soldier TEFLON.
             (A soldier ..., to piss ..., for c_untry ... ),
PEBBLES for invading a Polish person, although 
he did pull out before Hitler, & 1 for SILIC, one 
of Mahatma Gandhi's 17 fasts.
                (There's a game called 20 toes ....... ),
FASCINATOR charged FOP for getting a better ride 
on HER FANNY than him, and DUMBER to MOUNTIE 
for mis-spelling Snag.
          (You're stupid, you're so f*cking dumb .... ),
MRS D charged BITCHFACE & MOUNTIE for sending 
bulk texts to the hung-over NUTCRACKER after the 
Mystery Bus.
                       (They're alright ....... ),
PUSBUCKET & SPARTACUS had spent Saturday 
night at the nudie bar.
BENTNOSE was absent for the, "he thinks he's the 
best thing since sliced bread" charge, so you're 
next in line NORMAL.
             (This is your down down song ..... ),
NUMMY charged HER VAG for the run taking us 
past all the hard rubbish - beds, tables, chairs & toys 
- we could have easily furnished a house, & then 
TEFLON to SQUIZZY & THE BILL - "What does a 
Halt mean?"
MRS D charged runners NUTCRACKER, 
HEAD HUNTER & D&C for finding out how quick 
the walk was, once they had joined in. 
                         (Give us an Aaa .... ),
Poiter NUTBUSHCLITTYLICKER had a drink for 
making it just in time for the Circle, then PEBBLES 
charged the "missing on the run" FASCINATOR 
- vote was taken to not look for him.
PAULINE charged LOIS LANE for going to a show, 
instead of seeing her team in the Grand Final.
                     (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ..... ),
Deepest Sympathy to BITCHFACE for the untimely
 passing of her Dad at 73.
Next week's run - 1940 - Hare LOIS LANE, 
On on 53 Sorrento Dve., On after Top Eureka.
Most enjoyable home cooked Bill of Fare from 
HER VAG - Pulled Pork, Chilli Non Carne, 
Tuna/Corn casserole, deserts of Eton Mess Trifle 
& Buttercake.
Call was out to "wash your own plates", but seems 
that many had the "noise cancellers" on, so the usual 
suspects stepped in, while the usual suspects didn't!!