1st - 7 - '19. Run 1938 Mystery Bus

Hash 28 to sign the book for the Mystery Bus trip to .... umm Linton. The GM made sure Buxtons had left the office fire on, for our comfort, partaking refreshment.

They said "dress up", & the usual suspects did, & the usual suspects didn't. The 3 services of military from various countries were covered, some so camouflaged they were out of sight, & some could've easily joined the Village People, with 'big hair' that made Hairless Harry Hawkes cry in his beer. There was plenty of skin & fishnets on show for such a cold night. Rambo was there, & the Chinese Army - even Clarke Kent to celebrate the year of the 1st Superman comic.

We were busy sucking on 'Roger', with the Mystery Bus quite a way up Sturt, when they realised we needed to return to the Sheltered Workshop for Hash cutlery, that someone with the same name as

MRS DICKHEAD had forgotten.

2nd stop was at Cuthbert's Rd to pick up the 'organisers', the 3rd at Lucas for more grog - we'd already emptied the esky - disorganised GM ?? They gave the Hash Horn one job, & he forgot to bring 'it' - we almost went to Rememberance Drive.

We continued on thru' Haddon, on to the token run & (piss stop) at the Smythesdale Football Oval.

Obviously a left turn back onto Glenelg Hwy wasn't taking us to Linton, & we finished at the Motorbike Clubrooms at the Airport, welcomed by barman DONUTS.

Welcomes back for BIG DOG, BAT WOMAN, NORMAL (from the Himalayas), HER FANNY (with the welcome front) & Michelle.

TEFLON was voted best dressed, with SHAFFY the most un-1938.

(Who do you think .... Mr Hitler?),

Sergeant MOUNTIE charged PLUCKA (with sommet?), then LOIS LANE for being in the 1st Superman Comic.

(They're the meanest ..... ),

BIG DOG had a drink to celebrate the Seeing Eye Dogs, (Woof woof),

......... & NUMMY for her 'abo roots'. (She's a Harriette).

BP & BENTNOSE, and HEAD HUNTER & QUICKDICK had drinks for the 1938 Honeymoon is Over.

(Give us an A ...... ),

NORMAL charged MOUNTIE - she'd been shopping in Melb., then St Kilda (football?), & back in Ballarat, said to someone "how the fuck are you going?" - he was a stranger!!

BITCHFACE had a charge for NUTCRACKER's slutty version of BP in uniform, then QUICKDICK to

MRS DICKHEAD not being in slutty gear.

(She's alright ........... ),

SHAFTED charged MRS D - "from where I stand, I can't see HER FANNY", then TEFLON to the Navy

Girls, D&C and NUTCRACKER. NUTCRACKER said 'Poiter' wasn't here tonight,

"but he might cum later" - who knew??

(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ............. ),

FOP had charges for GM FASCINATOR's warm beer, & the Girls in commo gear.

(They're alright .............. ),

Plenty of beer, wine, roast & veg. was enjoyed by all, along with seconds of food - well SILIC wasn't

there was he??

The frivolity continued with dancing to the ghetto blaster, with Clarke Kent soon to reveal his Superman

cape above the skimpy boxers - obviously the "HER VAG factor" kicked in , & we were spared FOP's

full Monty.

Next week's run - 1939 - Hare HER VAGESTY,

On On: North B'rat Bowling Club.

On After: Same same.