12 - 11 - '18.      Run 1905      Creswick.

The BENTNOSE run from 84 on Albert Pizza. The Hash 35 
rolled up, & as GM PEBBLES put it, "We've started late 
enough for everyone to get here - even SHAFTED made the 
start". BENT told us how fantastic the run was (who knew!),
with as many hills as downhills. BP would be commandant 
of the walkers, & there's a pub in both directions for the 
bar flys.
We headed off around the streets of the west, with NUMMY, 
ROWDY & SHAFTED the early short cutting 'C's', but all to
no avail - completely in the wrong direction. After the hills 
& goat tracks of the bush, then came St. George's Lake, & 
back to the well stocked Carlton & Tiger Drink-stop,  in town. 
It stayed even well "stockter", with the absence of the bar flys.
The Circle was out back of 84, by the mini golf.
PEBBLES began with welcomes back for SPARTACUS,
ROWDY, SPENCER HOCKING, PRECIOUS & BHD.
DUMBER was 1st charge for his "dyslexic" boy grog post.
MOUNTIE was next for the 'screwing' - there were nice long 
tracks thru' the bush, & how she had to crawl up 
NUTCRACKER's arse on the hills. The Drive Mags were 
there, with headlines, "King of the Hill" & "Crowning Glory".
The limerick asked, " is he a bit of a flog?"
                            (Shitty Trail ....... ).
HALF A BAR got 'lashings' as the result of his sight gag 
(from the black & white printer).
SHAFTED called out the sniffycunt runs - PAULINE 222, 
BP 1133, BENTNOSE 1313, HALF A BAR 1188, 
THE BILL 1616, D & C 124, GLIDER 744 (he's still here!!), 
& PRECIOUS (?).
                             (Get a root, root, root .... ).
Sir Thomas BENT's name was next - Politician who was one 
of the most colourful & corrupt in Victorian history.
ROWDY "pulled one" in Paris & Portugal, then CHRIS CROS
charged BIG DOG for his Grinder Date at the Pub.
PRECIOUS charged the Non Hash Gearers - BITCHFACE,
NUTCRACKER & BIG DOG.
                              (No, no, bad, bad ......... ).
SS was out for blowing the froth from a beer (as he does),
& BAD HEAD JOB for the 'blatant self promotion' of the 
11-11-11 horn job (well no-one else would!!). 
REAR ENTRY charged THE BILL for running a red light,
& then letting himself off.
                            (Finnish drinking song ... NO!).
PRECIOUS had a drink for jumping on the water bottle in
front of D & C at the Drink-stop, then HER VAG was there 
for going to Bangkok, to Bang a Cock - are ya there FOP??
PAULINE charged HALF A BAR for his 8 years in the CMF.
Turns out that he joined the Airborne & after 100 parachute 
jumps (& not knowing how to land properly), he shortened 
his legs, to be the 'shortman' that he is today.
    PAULINE led the ...... (I want to be an airborne ranger...).  
Various flavoured pizzas & pasta followed, amongst the 
to & fro' bullshit of the bar flys.

Next Week's Run - 1906 - Hare DONUTS 
                                 State Forest Rd. BBQ.