29 - 10 - '18     Run 1903     Buninyong

QUICKDICK's 'Claytons Bush' & Town run from The Crown. 
We circled up for the reverence around the circled concrete
paving & had welcomes for visitors POLARIZED & HOOTU 
from Lismore Hash, NSW.  QUICKDICK demo'd his trail
heiroglyphics on the concrete, with a squirt of flour from
a drink bottle, while some of the gathered, thought that
Shane Mumford might have been lurking in the back with
a straw.
15 Super Athletes took off on the 5k run, initially thru' some
of the streets, soon to reach the goat tracks of the Bunny
bush. A couple of runners soon became walkers, & some 
thought that SHAFFY might have gone down a mineshaft, 
but realized he would've got stuck at the top !! 
Co-Hare HEADHUNTER was taking care that the (ahhem)
'slower' athletes were kept on trail, making some live trail 
(flour) marks from her 'drink' bottle. The well stocked 
Carlton Drink-stop was welcomed by the sweaty following.
The Circle was in the rotunda shelter, not 100m from the
Pub, but still too far for the 4 bar flys to join in.
PEBBLES called out SHAFTED for his 'official' 600th run, as
last week was just a piss-up, or in FOP's case, an arse up.
             (Get a life ....... )     ...... & then a welcome drink for 
                       POLARIZED & HOOTU.     
             ( There's a game called 20 toes ....... ).
The very best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was next & talked 
about the wonderfully marked & beautifully set run, where 
there was plenty of conversation about conversation, and
head jobs & wanking. POLARIZED gave everyone a good 
view of her arse as she fell over. The Drive mags had a 
headline for QUICKDICK that said 'Top Dog', & then the
limerick, "HEADHUNTER said less quick & more dick".
       (Shitty Trail ........ ) ..... & SHAFFY reckoned it should be
"less HUNTER & more HEAD".
PIMP was next for his sniffycunt 33rd run, & SILIC had a 
906, but was too busy at the bar. PIMP had a 2nd for being 
such a critic of his old man - SILIC.
               (No no, bad bad ............ ).
DUMBER was charged for saying that his polarized glasses
went dark "in the cold", & as it's all about being polarized,
you too POLARIZED. LOIS LANE called out QUICKDICK 
& (PLUCKA) for not explaining the "waving about of arms"
on the run, as PLUCKA was doing.
                (The wiggle of her arse ........... ).
BITCHFACE gave MOUNTIE a drink for falling over at 
Footscray Station on Saturday, then BITCHFACE took one
for falling over when she was pissed.
LOIS LANE had POLARIZED out for showing everyone her
'gash' after her fall.
                 (They're alright .......... ).
PIMP charged SHAFTED for his lack of birdology on the 
run - we did have the 'Ooh-Hoo' bird.
Last charge - DUMBER to BITCHFACE for being "asked to
leave" The George.
Obviously there's a sub-group in the making, with the 
bar flys not making it to the Drink-stop, the Circle, & then
having to 'dain' together at their own special table.

Next week's run - 1904 -  Old Colonist's Club for the 
Cup Calcutta - Fashions on the Field - Gash on the Grass.
$35 for meal & $15 for extras (shared amongst attendees).

Over & out - Stand-in Scribe should return for 1905.