19 - 11 - '18      Run 1906      Smythes Crk

The annual visit to State Forest Rd - DONUTS the Hare 
with the Hash 30+. The Scribe was on the overdue SILIC bus
& missed all the prelims. GLIDER was the lonely bar fly pacing
up & down, waiting to ferry the Drinkstop down the hill. The 
bar flys soon swelled to 8, with the arrival of 'ratemyagent'
FASCINATOR, then DR DEATH & HALF A BAR in the 
Prospector van, & SHAFTED well after 7:00, in the ute, after
delivering the horse shit. 
A very sweaty BILLYGOAT lead the field in to the Drinkstop,
100M down the hill from the On On.
Back to the DONUTS Res for the Circle & Fire-pit.
PEBBLES had welcomes back for NORMAL, PIMP & TEFLON.
                    (This is your Down Down song .......... ).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE 1st up charged PEBBLES for not
welcoming back GEORGE-PELLiCAN.
                     (Finnish Drinking Song ........ NO!).
She presented DONUTS with his Drive mags (one said 
7 salads), saying the run was beautifully marked & she'd learnt 
on the run, what HC meant - Hard Core, (but SILIC thought 
Hairy Cunt & DUMBER said Headen Cuthbert). She said that 
D&C has 'anti-sexidents' all the time, & then the limerick,
"the Hash Tarts all said he's a ripper in bed", but she had to 
mark him down - too many salads.
                      (Shitty Trail ........... ).
SHAFTED had DR DEATH out for no Hash gear, & as all Dr's
drink, you too QUICKDICK (was ROWDY hiding?), & then 
PIMP, FASCINATOR & HALF A BAR as the ignorant pricks.
PEBBLES (missing a vagina) didn't attend the PMT  AGM -
'no gash - no Hash', then BP was out as a Hash slut (?), & as 
all cunts drink ... you too NORMAL, & short cunt HALF A BAR.
                       (No, no, bad ........... ).
FASCINATOR charged DR DEATH for the Prospector truck 
being licensed for 15, but having 69 many times, then 
LOIS LANE had GLIDER out with his raw looking eye - "a root
is better that a poke in the eye".
NUTCRACKER & D&C had a drink for "You don't win friends
with salads".
                    (There's a game called 20 toes ........ ).
LOIS had an 'oopsy' with her 'best girl crack-shitter', & BP 
for saying that "MOUNTIE came out on the way out".
                              (They're alright .......... ).
SILIC charged NUTCRACKER for saying that DR DEATH 
needs a good horn in his truck, & PIMP saying about 'no book',
but he'd signed the Roy Higgins book. 
DUMBER had DR DEATH out the front as 'GM' of the Redan FC,
HEAD HUNTER as the new GM of PMT, & PEBBLES - our 
current GM. 
                       (They're the meanest ........... ).
MRS DICKHEAD called out PAULINE for his new shoes, & then 
the brand new haircut came to light. The brand new hat had a 
drink as well, whilst the bride LOIS helped him with the shoe.
                  (Put it in your hand Mrs. Murphy .......... ).
Last charge - NUMMY had a Hashy Birthday fuck you!
NORMAL couldn't contain himself being back on the BBQ 
tools, & we had 'too many salads' - DONUTS built 2 of them.

Next week's run - 1907 - Hare BAR LICKER from Meredith Pub.