19 - 3 - '18       Run 1871      Chisholm St

HER VAGESTY's run around the Nerrina Hills with Hash 33.
HEAD HUNTER called the reverance & no-one took any 
notice, so on it went until she got "real serious", & then 
there was FOP. He welcomed virgin runners Christine &
Richy, & welcomes back to Toppy & some locals - tba.
HER VAG talked about the fairly short run, marked in chalk,
flour & yellow paint. HEAD HUNTER was in Christine's ear
all the way, being the Hash Saleswoman Extraordinaire.
After the huge hill to get us back to Black Hill lookout, we 
eventually came across the well stocked Furphy Drink-stop.
SILIC was busy talking up his recent week away to 
SHAFTED saying, "If you hang round the Pub long enough,
someone will give you one" ...... err, a Crayfish!!
Pizzaman FOP arrived, so down downs were on hold while
the seagulls circled. SHAFFY had meat on the bone with 
home-made cucumber pickle .... said he'd been eating it for 
3 days ....... someone's suggestion "sounds like the 
honeymoon !!"
FOP welcomed Christine, Toppy & Richy then welcomes
back for MASTABAIT, SOS, CHRIS CROS, BP, BENTNOSE,
HALF A BAR, SPARTACUS & REAR ENTRY.
                        (They're the meanest ...... )
FOP called on Stand-in Screw PEBBLES to screw partner
HER VAG. He talked about the short sharp run with the long
creep up the hill, but they said "No, THE BILL's the creep".
He said that the pizza arrived on time & the score would 
be .... 'whatever'.
Sergeant SPENCE began with the question "who made you
cum?" TEFLON made Christine cum, SPARTACUS made
Richy cum & HALF A BAR made Toppy cum.
                   (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ..... ).
Sniffyc*nt Days charge was St Patrick's for HEAD HUNTER
& ROWDY, then Pi Day for Pie's Supporters having no days
all year - ROWDY, CHRIS CROS, PEBBLES & NUTCRACKER 
CHRIS CROS recently turned up at the Airport on the wrong
day (who'd have thought?) & MASTABAIT was accomplice.
SPENCE had Richy out for the GEORGE PELL - I - CAN
charge with his prime No run, or was he the prime suspect?
Was it even Full Nelson, Half Nelson or Brother Nelson?
DUMBER & DUMBER gave Toppy the small man charge,
(have I got it right this time D&D?) along with HALF A BAR,
FANG was charged for buying the Seniors Coffee at Macca's,
then HALF A BAR for his whole $20 donation to the 
orphanage after his fund-raiser.
Who was trying to do PLUCKA in by ordering prawn pizza,
& then there was SHAFTED's pork for the Jews.
ROWDY charged virgin Christine for "show us your 
tree-hugger T shirt", & she showed us the camel-toe as well.
SILIC gave old mate REAR ENTRY a drink for fronting up to
Hash, just because SOS owed him money, then DUMBER 
had overheard SILIC telling REARY earlier in the day "we'll
leave & get a good pizza instead".
LOIS LANE charged DONUTS for saying "You don't get a 
Labrador - their owners go blind".
                     (ROWDY led the Que Sera Sera song).
HALF A BAR became the club-house leader over DIMWIT,
with his gag about The Pies' new sponsor Tampax, for their
very bad period.
                      (You're ugly ......)
BENTNOSE joined HALF A BAR as 'when one Jew drinks',
then the 2 Dr's for some reason (?).
That's all I can read ..... they keep on having down downs in
the nearly dark, although BENT did produce his ultra high
beam to half blind everyone, & he even tried to re-heat the 
pizzas a couple of times.

Next week's run - 1872 - Hare ROWDY's 'Midnight Run' from
Slatey Creek.

Don't forget "Light for the Stand-in Scribe" - see y'all Apr. 2.