22 - 1 -'18       Run 1861     La La Land

DR DEATH's (as 1 Goyne runs .... all Goyne's run), run from
home, 114 Lal Lal, with about 33 showing up.
FOP welcomed virgin runner Tanya (NUTCRACKER's Sister)
& said "Put your hand up Tanya" .... but she had shorts on!!
Welcome's back to LADY TRAMP & the Goynes, Grace, 
Ellanor & Vaughan.
DR DEATH explained that the 5.5K run had some uphill & 
an equal amount of downhill, so as we would end up at the 
same height. It took us by Esmond, then along the creek,
& somehow SHAFFY, DUMBER & BHD got side tracked at
Soapy's Dam, hearing about the 2 headed red-fin, caused by  
the toxic tailings from the nearby foundry - so much for 
being in time to find any beer at the Drink-stop, but jeez I 
luuuv that Apple Cider!! Focaccia was good, then came the
chips 'n dips.
At the circle, FOP had welcome drinks for Tanya & Clare, &
welcomes back for LADY TRAMP, MASTABAIT, SILIC & the
(newly f*cked hairstyle) FASCINATOR - that's MY next cut!!
DR DEATH was called out early for a drink, & as 1 Goyne 
drinks ....... !!
FASCINATOR began the 'screwing' by asking who HASN'T
screwed DR DEATH? He thought that it was a lazy run, 
& just like a drive by. It was nice & hot, & with a fascination
level of ....... "can't be bothered". Then of course, ALL 
Goyne's were out for a drink.
                   (S.H.I.T.T.Y trail .....).
The Committee's started showing up ... Sergeant SPENCE 
was there, & had DONUTS, MASTABAIT & PRECIOUS
out for sniffyc*nt runs (I think), & f*ckin' Birthday f*ckin'
Boy f*ckin' HALF A f*ckin' BAR.
                    (Hashy Birthday f*ck you ..... ).
DIMWIT had a drink for his Macca's Team Leader T shirt,
FANG should've had a drink but they wouldn't let him, so
NUMMY took his drink, then SILIC was told to go & get ......,
& PLUCKA took his drink.
DUMBER charged SHAFTED for all the excuses he put up 
for being late, & HALF A BAR had a drink for being early.
DIMWIT drank up for saying good morning to Susie & her
'puppies' on the morning run.
                   ( ....... & the boys went down, down ...... ). 
DR DEATH charged Susie for living in her house for 
2 years before she found the Air Con control ( behind the
curtain), then DIMWIT for asking "What's MOUNTIE's
Sister's (Susie) name?"
                    (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ..... ).
HALF A BAR (is a) had a joke .... the "get a big dick by
soaking it in beans" one, then PEBBLES had the "Barry
big dick" rubber band one .... it's gone black already.
Vaughan had the old man DR DEATH out for only having 
to set the 'lazy' run, while he put the girls to work on all
the cooking.
         ahhh, been eagerly waiting (oughta be publicly ..... ).
MOUNTIE charged BAR LICKER for getting out "the pills",
hoping for some bedroom fun, but they turned out to be
diet pills, then SPENCER HOCKING had to drink for wearing
his 'Invasion Day' shirt.
                    (You ain't got no alibi ....... you're ugly .....).
NUMMY charged MOUNTIE, FANG, PLUCKA & every other
bugger for (I think?), the big eye lashes, then NUTCRACKER
had a drink for displaying her 'blue bits' that used to be pink.
Tanya ('Peanut', the NUTCRACKER Sister) & Clare had a 
drink together for 'some-et'.
                    (Do your tits hang low ...... ).
SHAFTED ran into a tree branch that gouged over his 
extra long forehead - know how you feel SHAFFY.
FOP charged PEBBLES for his gag about 'Everything is 
big in the USA, including vaginas ...... & the Aussie said,
"It's OK, I can stretch it".
                  (He's the meanest, he sucks the horse's .......).
That's enough ...... plenty of BBQ, salads & mash followed
as we be'd merry.

Next week's run - 1862 - Hare PEBBLES from home,
                                     26 Grand Junction Drive, Miner's Rest.