18 - 12 - '17   Run 1856   Athletic Club

The Pub Crawl Christmas Carol bash was on yet again, &
seems like only yesterday that we had the last. Team Goyne
made the numbers swell to 40'ish. All the Christmas attire
was out of the closet, including HEAD HUNTER's "shagging
Rudolph" outfit (that her arse did look big in !!), MOUNTIE's
Christmas Tree, & everything in between. Of course, 
PLUCKA's short little Santa dress would've been improved
without the bike shorts, but then she did ride the cycle.
FOP had welcomes for "Goynes" Eleanor & Grace (& partner 
Sam), & Vaughan joined in en route. Welcomes back for 
TRENCH, MRS DICKHEAD & LIGHT FINGERS.
HEAD HUNTER backed away from the 1st songs, then got
the ..... (Hymn, hymn, f*ck hymn). Christmas Run virgins 
were out - NUTCRACKER, JITTERBUG & CRUTCHLESS,
helped along by DIMWIT & the visitors.
1st Carol - Little Dumber Boy for drinkers DUMB & NUM.
.... "she used her tongue on me, I'm Dumber she's Num"....
       ( ...only weighs a quarter of a pound Mrs Murphy...).
Onward Hashing Soldiers to the Robin Hood & the Carol
Jingle Bells .... "THE BILLy Goat combs down, SILIC's sack
is light, & BAD HAIR DAY holds his balls tight"......
Oh Come All Ye Faithful ..... "DONUTS oh come ye on my 
face again" ...... was helped along by NUTCRACKER after
...... "the cum on her face", & ROWDY, dunno - no idea!!
             ( .... No, no ...... Bad, bad....).
Silver Bells (from no Number page 8 - the one between 7 & 9),
was for Elder Stateman SS,  .... "& the mother's rush home
with wet (k)nickers" .....!! Also called out was Hash Lyricist
DR ROWDY by MRS D, for, in the absence of the Prince of 
Pomposity BENTNOSE, had to make much of 'nickers'
without the 'k'.
SS charged GLIDER, wondering if he was responsible for
the recent murder in his area, then FASCINATOR to 
HEAD HUNTER for her arse looking big in the Rudolph outfit. 
Mooooving Forward to Skin Ski & BOOTLACE's drink-stop, 
DIMWIT comes across a Yr 12 student & can't remember his
name, but we've assured DIMMY, that "said" student is now 
aware of his Hash name. Out the back, we had a welcome
back for BOOTLACES & then QUICKDICK with his Christmas
burqa, was soon found humping HEADHUNTER's big arse!!
Deck The Halls was next Carol for sheep f*cker HALF A BAR
     ....."f*ck the sheep, it makes him jolly" .... & you can have
one as well HEADHUNTER for ramming Rudolph ... Fa,la,la,la.
PEBBLES was out on his own for Jingle Bell Rock,
    ...."PEBBLES' cock swings while PEBBLES' balls ring" .....
          (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy, it's got hair on 
            it's neck like a turkey).
HALF A BAR & all the "no Christmas attire" gang were next.
The Sergeant called for BENTNOSE to take them away, &
PLUCKA says, "BENT's not here", ........ you'll do PLUCKA.
SILIC was out there - we thought he had no Christmas gear, 
but he did produce his 2nd ball - a red Christmas bauble.
SPENCER HOCKING's Carol was Hark The Herald .......
 ..."piece of ass & fanny mild, lads & lasses paedophiled" ...,
& SILIC had DR ROWDY out at the same time for writing 
Carols in Medicare time, & as 1 Dr drinks .... you too 
DR DEATH ( you park stealer!!).
At this point, REAR ENTRY & SOS were having a little
'Festive Cuddle' over by the fence, so Santa Claus Is 
Coming To Town ...... 
         ...."REAR ENTRY's thrust will ice your cake" ....
Stay there REARY - & he showed us that he still can't 
remember the Richmond song, & then NORMAL had a drink
for getting there via the kebab bar.
On to the George & a Carol for CRUTCHLESS, with DIMWIT's
help ......    Let It Snow, Let It Snow ....  
            ...... "& her crutch, it likes sauce for topping".
   (She's a mean mother fucker, she's a great cock sucker).
NUTCRACKER's 1st Carol - God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman,
    .... "no need for lubricant, Oh slidings of comfort & joy"..... 
 (She' alright, a little flat-chested, but she's alright), then a 2nd
for NUTCRACKER, joined by MOUNTIE, .... White Christmas ....
         ...... "& may all her Nutcracking excite" .......
        ( ....... She's a great cock sucker, she's a Harriette).
Onward to the Miners, where the lunatic soup was having a 
big effect, so some of these won't work, but let's do 
       Rudolph for DR DEATH & JITTERBUG ......
..."JITTERBUG came by & said "I'll sit on your face tonight" ....
...... & as 1 Goyne drinks, alllll Goynes drink.
Christmas Tree MOUNTIE was next Carol with Silent Night ..... 
      .... "Praise the Lord, I came 1st" ......
        (She's the meanest, she sucks the horse's p*nis).
PLUCKA's Oh Holy Night didn't even get past HALF A BAR's
1,2,3 ? count in, but she did get .... (She's a mean mother 
fucker, she's a great cock sucker ....).
Feliz Navidad hardly got past the beginning either, but they
thought that was probably 'cos it was for FASCINATOR .....
        ..... "Poor me, but now Mummy's fanny's glad" .....
DUMB & DUMBER gave CRUTCHLESS a drink for her not 
complaining about a touch on the arse, then NUM NUM 
charged THE BILL for all of his touchings up!!
DIMWIT's Joy To The World went ok ...."the angels sing,
his reptile's functioning" .... then he told his Dad Joke about,
Winnie the Pooh & Alfred the Great having the same middle 
name ..... (& it spits when you jerk it up & down).
SHAFTED came next & Frosty The Snowman, with a full 
chorus to finish with a rip roaring ...... (sing it thru slowly) 
      ..... Dah da dah dut dut da dah da dah daaaaahh!!
The yr 12's Eleanor (?) & PRECIOUS had a drink to celebrate,
      .....(if it wasn't for your mother, you'd be a spot of cum).
Think at that stage, we were On On to the Athletic for more 
beers, & some chicken, chips, salad & bread, with SILIC 
licking all of the plates clean. Of course, FOP adopted his 
usual stance at the end of the night ie: stripped off to the 
mankini with Ewwww ...... a large amount of "side ball" 
happening !!

Next weeks Run - 1857 - Christmas Night at FOP's Place.

DONUTS celebrates "60" on Jan 20 at 609 State Forest Rd.,
from 6pm. BYO drinks. Band "Damaged Goods". No presents
just your presence. RSVP for catering purposes please.