27 - 11 -'17  Run 1851  Buninyong Pub. 


FASCINATOR's claytons 1851 ( the 1851 run you're having 
when you've already had it !!).
HER VAGESTY was stand-in for the Brisbane Conferencing 
FOP. She thought the Hare had "slipped the collar", but he 
arrived just in time to be 'very' late. Welcome to the 3 virgin 
runners, Jess, Ali & Lynn, & welcome back to Paul the Pom.
FASCINATOR spruiked the long-ish run, & the sniffyc*nts
of the G,G,G,Grandfather of CRUTCHLESS, Thomas Hiscock,
the Blacksmith, finding gold here in 1851.
1st Halt was at the 1854 Hiscock House close by the pub, & 
next we had DIMWIT & CRUTCHLESS standing right on top
of the bull ant's nest. We kept on towards the west, with a 
few hills & a tinge of bush, wondering if there was a bus 
pick-up, but came across the Gold Monument on the corner 
of Hiscock Gully Rd. The Hare was heard calling his own run
quite often by this stage. Another 1.5 km & we were at the
"1851 beer" Drink-stop, near the bridge in Winter St.
HER VAG becomes stand-in again, with the scribe having to
make the early departure. 
Apparently ........ 
PEBBLES was there to screw FASCINATOR (couldn't screw
himself, 'cos things weren't long enough !!) with a fascination
level of 7 out of 8.
Stand-in Sergeant PRECIOUS had charges for the early 
departed BHD, SILIC et al.
PLUCKA was charged for ensuring that there be erections &
mounting at her run next week. (?)
Charge for NORMAL for walking back & forth looking for the 
Drink-stop, & FASCINATOR for the confusing instructions.
Obviously PRECIOUS is too used to water & can't handle the 
beer - becoming a lippy smart-arse & swearing, with calls 
from the circle "not half obvious that he's off the water !!"
MOUNTIE copped a charge for ruining DONUTS' shed carpet,
spilling the red wine lastweek, & DONUTS for not burning 
"the witch" MOUNTIE on the great bonfire.
Finally, a christening. Lynn (being a His - cock descendant
&) on her 1st Hash outing, after the "sex & running & a 
smidgeon of religion" etc ....... arise HER FANNY.

Next weeks' run - what Number now? Hare PLUCKA & 6pm
start for 6.23 bus (?). Meet at Canons on Eureka, M.A.D.E.
carpark, off Stawell St. $20 for run, t shirt, battle & BBQ.
Bring a towel & chair.