This run was set in the fabulous East and you know how much the Hasher's love this area, fields of our childhood! The night was cold and the rain was drizzling as we set off through the back lanes and over the raailway line to the drink stop at JeSOS's house. We all admired the tiling...
The FOP O Metre could not compete with the young virility of JeSOS, so did not reach any great hights.
Back at the pub we had the Down downs. Dumber ordered 7 jugs so we sang quiet a few times, give us an aaaA.
There were some significant runs, Rowdy assumed the position of Sergeant again even though he is not on the committee. Normal was vying for a committee job but did nothing but drool over RMIT.
RMIT got a few Down downs. Masturbater thought she was competing at South Street because her make up was so perfect... she is studying beauty therapy. I (Nummy) was happy cos the Hasher's thought RMIT and I were twins!
Tommy told a joke about Sternums and scrotum's, he was a bit confused... poor sheep at crutching time.
Bad Hair day told a funny joke.
The illegally named "Juicy'' was back.
The meal was OK and the wine was expensive, but as usual we had a good night.
See the photos and videos on the members site. Many thanks to Mrs Dickhead who is the new "Hash Flash".
Next weeks run is out in the bush, yeah, at Donuts place. The run is through the state forest so should be great. god bless you all Nummy.
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Run 1635 Melbourne Cup East point Cricket Club Rooms Hare: Glider
The annual Melbourne cup run hosted by Glider was held at the Golden Point Cricket clubs rooms. This was a new venue for the event and although smaller it was a adequate.
The run was well set and this is to be expected co's Glider has set many runs for the Hash house harriers. The FOP O Metre was out and Glider was a firm favourite to reach the high point of the year.
Lois Lane had her merkin fluffed up for a couple of Christenings. First up was Sherry who is now Baah Liqueur and Matt is now Fascinator.
The most racers for the night was won by JeSOS, and the betting by Tommy Half a Bar.
Lois won fashion on the fields but FOP came a close second.
See you next week at the Queens Head Hotel and the Hare is JeSOS.
The run was well set and this is to be expected co's Glider has set many runs for the Hash house harriers. The FOP O Metre was out and Glider was a firm favourite to reach the high point of the year.
Lois Lane had her merkin fluffed up for a couple of Christenings. First up was Sherry who is now Baah Liqueur and Matt is now Fascinator.
The most racers for the night was won by JeSOS, and the betting by Tommy Half a Bar.
Lois won fashion on the fields but FOP came a close second.
See you next week at the Queens Head Hotel and the Hare is JeSOS.
Sunday, November 3, 2013
28th October Black Tie Night
Wow this was a great night, we had lots of fun. Every one looked fabulous, well the girls did.
Andie was back and played some great music.
Mountie had her crutch on display, what was that rolled up thing in her panties?
The rabbit pie nearly chocked me but Lois Lane saved me by giving me a big tongue kiss.
Mrs D had her air bags out and up, she looked great.
The bus trip home was stimulating for most of us and we arrived home in one piece.
Thanks to the committee for putting on such a fun evening.
Next week is the Melbourne Cup at the golden point cricket club.
God bless you all Nummy
Andie was back and played some great music.
Mountie had her crutch on display, what was that rolled up thing in her panties?
The rabbit pie nearly chocked me but Lois Lane saved me by giving me a big tongue kiss.
Mrs D had her air bags out and up, she looked great.
The bus trip home was stimulating for most of us and we arrived home in one piece.
Thanks to the committee for putting on such a fun evening.
Next week is the Melbourne Cup at the golden point cricket club.
God bless you all Nummy
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Run 1633 Chisholm Street Reserve Hare: Mrs Dickhead
The weather was agaist us Hashers for our 3rd daylight saving run.There was a constant pelting of rain all day, but as usual JeSOS smiled upon us and the run, although cold, was completed in a fine mist.
The run was good and took in some familiar tracks, a gold prospecter and a bit of mud.
Mrs D's fire was smokin and we all had to rotate around to avoid the thick smoke, but the fire was warm.
Cherry brought along a potential lover she was nurturing for Tommy Half a Bar, bhaa
RMIT was back and did a good job as the virgin Choir Master. Give us an AAAAh
The FOP O Metre was out and having difficulty making the correct erection for Mrs D!
Spencer was the stand in Sergeant and kept Sorry drinking Down, Downs but she had to apologise and refuse cos she was the designated driver.
The Big event for the night was Dumb and Dumber made his 900th run, yeah, congratulations you old bugger. With the family genes he has, he will probably make another 900 runs.
Sadly, we say goodbye to our Hash Flash, Squizzy... apparently he has abdicated his position in the Ballarat Hash and will not be attending again... Bored with it all.
Fancy it was his turn to set a run in two weeks. Anyway thanks for your contribution and we will miss your jokes, tumbles and falls.
We all had lots of pizza and stayed around the smoking fire for a while, nearly 10pm!
Next weeks run is the Black Tie night so come in your finest gear and be at the City Oval Hotel by 6pm. god bless you all Nummy
The run was good and took in some familiar tracks, a gold prospecter and a bit of mud.
Mrs D's fire was smokin and we all had to rotate around to avoid the thick smoke, but the fire was warm.
Cherry brought along a potential lover she was nurturing for Tommy Half a Bar, bhaa
RMIT was back and did a good job as the virgin Choir Master. Give us an AAAAh
The FOP O Metre was out and having difficulty making the correct erection for Mrs D!
Spencer was the stand in Sergeant and kept Sorry drinking Down, Downs but she had to apologise and refuse cos she was the designated driver.
The Big event for the night was Dumb and Dumber made his 900th run, yeah, congratulations you old bugger. With the family genes he has, he will probably make another 900 runs.
Sadly, we say goodbye to our Hash Flash, Squizzy... apparently he has abdicated his position in the Ballarat Hash and will not be attending again... Bored with it all.
Fancy it was his turn to set a run in two weeks. Anyway thanks for your contribution and we will miss your jokes, tumbles and falls.
We all had lots of pizza and stayed around the smoking fire for a while, nearly 10pm!
Next weeks run is the Black Tie night so come in your finest gear and be at the City Oval Hotel by 6pm. god bless you all Nummy
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Run 1632 Western Hotel Hare: Masturbate/Normal
The Masturbater set the run and it was obvious he has not participated in the athletic side of Hash for a while, cos he set a run that went for kilometers!
We ran and ran and short cuttered and still did 7 kilometres plus..
Oh and its Daylight saving... We should be in the Bush!
Anyway, the venue was very nice and recently renovated.
We had return runners from many years past, Wendy and Dildo also a new runner Juicy.
The FOP O Metre was out but again, I can never remember the scoring but I think the old masturbater was disappointed as he didn't get the rise he had hoped for!
Because we had ran so long and the down, downs went on a bit, the meals arrived before the Hashers were ready. This is always a concern as many just leave the circle to eat their meals...
Many of the Hasher's enjoyed the bus trip down to the Balls Up last Saturday night. It was a fun night and thanks to Fuck Whit Phil for doing the driving.
Next weeks run is at the Chisholm Street Reserve and is a BBQ. So bring your own drinks and enjoy the outdoors.
God bless you all Nummy.
We ran and ran and short cuttered and still did 7 kilometres plus..
Oh and its Daylight saving... We should be in the Bush!
Anyway, the venue was very nice and recently renovated.
We had return runners from many years past, Wendy and Dildo also a new runner Juicy.
The FOP O Metre was out but again, I can never remember the scoring but I think the old masturbater was disappointed as he didn't get the rise he had hoped for!
Because we had ran so long and the down, downs went on a bit, the meals arrived before the Hashers were ready. This is always a concern as many just leave the circle to eat their meals...
Many of the Hasher's enjoyed the bus trip down to the Balls Up last Saturday night. It was a fun night and thanks to Fuck Whit Phil for doing the driving.
Next weeks run is at the Chisholm Street Reserve and is a BBQ. So bring your own drinks and enjoy the outdoors.
God bless you all Nummy.
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Run 1631 Daylight Saving at Rowdy's
This was the first day light saving run for this season and it was in the bush and it was a beautiful balmy evening.
Rowdy set a good run with lots of up hill stretches and a drink stop with a variety of imported beers, nice!
Mrs Dick head tested her air bags on one of the down hills and only sustained a minor wrist abrasion. Dumber was struck on the back of the leg by a one fanged viper, staggered but did not fall. The blood however attracted a swam of large hungry mosquitoes at the drink stop.
The FOP O Metre was out, again forgotten the score but OMG, FOP looked a treat in his tog's... tiny teanny bikini. FOP apologised to Sorry who got the full Monty his ample buttocks!
There was a request from the crowd for Hymen to put on the bikini, but this request was unfortunately denied!
Apparently last week there was a request for no more foul language.... again this was denied...
Down downs had welcome back's for Donuts, Flo Jo, GILF, Road Runner and Candida.
There was a Mutther Fucker from Sydney who was enjoying a vacation in the lovely city of Ballarat.
Squizzy told a joke... while several funny jokes told by others had to be explained to Tommy Half a Bar, but thank the JeSOS he didn't tell one...
Sill unt cooked the BBQ, and we stood around the fire and enjoyed our meal.
Kathy was happy as no Hashers disturbed her Slumber.
Next weeks run is at the Western Hotel and the run will be set by the two old Hasher's, Masturbate and Normal, so see you there.
Don't forget the Balls up on the weekend, bus is leaving from Reptile Gulch Motors around 1500hrs... Theme is Western Suburbs style.
God bless you all Nummy
Rowdy set a good run with lots of up hill stretches and a drink stop with a variety of imported beers, nice!
Mrs Dick head tested her air bags on one of the down hills and only sustained a minor wrist abrasion. Dumber was struck on the back of the leg by a one fanged viper, staggered but did not fall. The blood however attracted a swam of large hungry mosquitoes at the drink stop.
The FOP O Metre was out, again forgotten the score but OMG, FOP looked a treat in his tog's... tiny teanny bikini. FOP apologised to Sorry who got the full Monty his ample buttocks!
There was a request from the crowd for Hymen to put on the bikini, but this request was unfortunately denied!
Apparently last week there was a request for no more foul language.... again this was denied...
Down downs had welcome back's for Donuts, Flo Jo, GILF, Road Runner and Candida.
There was a Mutther Fucker from Sydney who was enjoying a vacation in the lovely city of Ballarat.
Squizzy told a joke... while several funny jokes told by others had to be explained to Tommy Half a Bar, but thank the JeSOS he didn't tell one...
Sill unt cooked the BBQ, and we stood around the fire and enjoyed our meal.
Kathy was happy as no Hashers disturbed her Slumber.
Next weeks run is at the Western Hotel and the run will be set by the two old Hasher's, Masturbate and Normal, so see you there.
Don't forget the Balls up on the weekend, bus is leaving from Reptile Gulch Motors around 1500hrs... Theme is Western Suburbs style.
God bless you all Nummy
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Run 1630 Pleasant Street Hare: BP
Due to unforeseen circumstances (Boot camp injury), I did not attend the run however I have been told it was a TIGHT, TIGHT run.
I went to the on after at the Top of Eureka and the company and food was good. Brett was wondering why JeSOS did not attend...
That's it unless anyone else would like to add more.
Next weeks run is at Rowdys. This is the first run for daylight savings so you may not need to bring your torch, but do bring your beer, lets hope Dumber remembers the Down down beer and bring your toggs for a swim...
God bless you all Nummy.
I went to the on after at the Top of Eureka and the company and food was good. Brett was wondering why JeSOS did not attend...
That's it unless anyone else would like to add more.
Next weeks run is at Rowdys. This is the first run for daylight savings so you may not need to bring your torch, but do bring your beer, lets hope Dumber remembers the Down down beer and bring your toggs for a swim...
God bless you all Nummy.
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