GM, Pig's Arse stated that he had changed committee name to Team Dickhead. He also forgot to appoint a stand in Grog Master. This role was graciously filled by Mrs Dickhead.
Welcome Backs:
Fascinator and Mrs D
Sniffies:
No Name 22,
Precious 383,
Pig's Arse 59 (not 69),
Cinderella 121,
Mrs D 900; received a shirt,
Num 869,
Nice Member 22,
Boner 101; received a cup,
Pink Bits 202.
Screw by Quick Dick:
Award Bent will be up for is the Kettle; saying the committee was shit. Start of run looked like a tour of where Bent takes his dates; the drains, then Vic Park. Wasn’t much run after Vic Park. Long checks were challenging and likely a result of cost of living as Bent didn’t wanna waste chalk. Run ended up in the dark in the middle of nowhere. Drink stop came to the runners. Though, there was some weird gluten free shit.
Sergeant IC:
Runners got lost on the way to the drink stop. Walkers got lost on the way home. He then charged Mrs D with a happy Mother’s Day. Though, IC should be keeping his distance as Mrs D just got off a cruise. All Dickheads and mothers were then charged.
Lois charged by Rowdy as she came on her own.
Nummy charged Beer F*ck for puking everywhere at the Royal Oak.
Beer F*ck was charged for riding scooter.
Quick Dick charged Lois. Lois said Gwyneth Paltrow has candle that smells like her vagina, Lois has never been close enough to smells hers.
Mountie charged Precious for going back to the pub for a toilet stop. Cinderella attempted to double charge as precious stated he needed to stop home to go again however, Mrs D was already occupying the facilities.
Fascinator had been concerned that the committee might take on his adage of 'I may have fcked up', instead they just need to take a sht.
Casual relief Grog Mistress, Mrs D and PP doing 3 jobs were both charged.
Next week's run is Boner/Renob from The Grapes Hotel,
121 Grant St, Golden Point. I have it on good authority that there will be a decent walking trail.
PP,
On on
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