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Beer F*ck, Cassie
Sniffies:
Boner 101
Num 868
Nice Member 21
People Pleaser 55
Pink Bits was presented with 200 runs shirt 'committee shirt in progress'. Late because of GM’s ‘dickhead brother’.
Screw by Quick Dick:
Started with a Star Wars theme. CC pushed through the GM and took over; not allowing GM to get a word in.
There will be no third place due to limited number of people. Granted the eco friendly award due to the sparsity of markings on trail. There was only one drink stop rather than the handful that had been promised. CC was calling his own trail and even called runners back to do an on back.
There was a halt in middle although Rowdy played the hero by calling a halt 10 feet from the marked one. Then he went on to call Nummy, ‘Yum Yum’.
We can’t wait for the other four drink stops. Runners gave a a thumbs up or down for the run. Sparrow Fart had no comment. Campaspe sucking up to hare.
GM attempted to charge QD because he'd called the Dickheads irrelevant. This rebounded.
Sergeant was worried about brining car to Mount Clear as it would get confused with any other shit-box white commodore.
He then charged Beer F*ck as resident musician and Pink Bits for snoring in time with the dog. Nice Member was then charged for rivalling BF's band. BF won with a song.
Pink Bits charged Mountie for Stag being a member of 'the other cricket club'.
Mountie charged Campaspe for seeking pussy at the sewage farm.
CC was charged for nailing masks to trees. Next run in the area will have an 'on back at the dead tree'.
Cinderella charged IC for his double fisting of soup and beer. Cinderella then demonstrated the correct hand position.
Campaspe was charged because CC likes flora and fauna and Murray cod are coming back and may be found in Campaspe.
Interim Grog Master, Teflon was charged for pouring too much beer.
Pebbles charged all former GMs.
Next week's run is Bent Nose from the Bunch of Grapes Hotel, 401 Pleasant Street, Ballarat Central.
PP
On on.
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