The Bill, Deep Heat, Dimwit, Normal, Beer F*ck, Mimico, Her Fanny, and Pauline
Visitor:
Felicity Shagwell.
Virgin:
Jason who shares his name with every man his age.
Sniffies:
JusCum on 303, Jason on 1, Fascinator on 272, No Name on 21, Boner on 99.
Screw by Quick Dick:
First run of the year; it was the best of runs, it was the shittest of runs. Fascinator claimed the trail was cleared away by a street sweeper. This is BS as the marks are from 5 years ago. The Bill doesn’t remember much but knows this track backwards.
We wouldn’t want to offend the locals but there an apparently fewer degrees of separation in Learmonth than the usual 7. The runners encountered two generations of Nutcracker’s family. There was also a bleeding sheep. Yet where is Tommy Halfabar?
The drink stop had chips, lollies, and booze. Buxtons called, they said well done for so many people at the open house. It was then concluded that it was the shittest of runs and Fascinator needs to be out the state by the end of May.
Her Fanny, Mimico, and Beer F*ck’s Missus, Carmen, were late for their welcomes back.
Sergeant IC:
Learmonth. Not sure it’s water in the lake. Disco and Fascinator must have drank the whatever it is because look at em.
New Religious Advisor PP has started strong as we had good weather.
Choir mistress, Pink Bits showing up her predecessor by signing more songs with greater variety.
Hashy birthday Bad Hair Day. Pebbles acted as proxy.
GM, Pig’s Arse charged for giving late notice to Cinderella to be GM tonight.
Pigs Arse charged again as he and his Labour mates have sent squash balls to Canberra to Albo.
Why did the jelly bean go to school? It wanted to be a smartie.
Dimwit’s family moved to Washington DC. A USA hash song was taught to the circle. Lyrics to the tune of Take Me Out to the Ball Game.
Nutcracker then finally realised Felicity Shagwell is American and received a charge.
NBCL charged for being North Melbourne supporter and wearing PJs.
Felicity Shagwell was charged because she taught everyone a good song but Trump did not see fit to use it in his campaign.
Felicity Shagwell was charged again because Trump has been in office several times. New USA song. Incest Time in Texas.
Lois charged for attempting to make a charge from after the run when it was not yet time. She made her charge anyway from inside the circle. IC and Mrs D were charged because IC asked, “Do they commemorate ANZAC Day in NZ?” and Mrs D should have taught him better.
Service people of NZ were charged.
Lois was charged again but Pink Bits was whistling loudly. Cinderella was charged for being part of the new muppets cast.
Pauline charged for noticing that there was no flared base on a phallic object. IC and Pink Bits were both charged for the object being too small. Head Hunter charged for being a nurse seeing many an object lodged inside people.
F*ck Off Ya C*nt sang to Fascinator, who is moving to QLD.
Next week’s run is Num and Dumb from The Park Hotel Ballarat, 1615 Sturt Street, Alfredton.
Reluctantly,
PP
On On.
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