RUN 2304 – Committee Run - AGM – Monday 13th April 2026

Well, what a big night, thanks to the outgoing GM Precious. It was the AGM, Awards Night and Black-Tie Night all in one. The run was very short, but the drink stop was well stocked. Our 3-course dinner was free, there was a generous tab on the bar and we even had Andy Pobjoy to entertain us.
Welcomes backs went to Half-a-bar, F*ckwit Phil, Donuts, Cassy, Squizzy, Fop, Her Vag, Bad Hair Day, Campaspe, Fascinator, Carpet Burns, Handy Job Joy and Pebbles. Sniffy runs were awarded to Mrs D on 898 and Donuts also on 898. As I now have the book, I can also see that we missed Pink Bits on 198! Visiting GM’s were also charged, Y2KY Jelly and Pussy, both from RPH3 and Campaspe from PMT H3.
Mountie took the floor to screw the run and began with a quote from revelations and moved on to a joke about Bad Hair Day and People Pleaser drinking at a bar together. The Earth was about to be destroyed in 7 days. Bad Hair Day asked People Pleaser what he would do in his last week. People Pleaser said he’d f*ck anything that moves. People Pleaser then asked Bad Hair Day what he was going to do with his last week. His answer was “Not move”.
Sergeant NBCL began with some footy charges that saw all the Essendon supporters charged followed by all the Melbourne supporters. We were then told that Renob saw a lady getting out of the shower, as she bends down to dry feet he says “Oh I wish I could bend like that.” People Pleaser and Half-a-bar (with a fresh hair cut) were charged for looking like Dick Emery. Half-a-bar and the tall Peninsula 4-some were charged, as the Peninsula must be giving out growth hormones. IC was charged for overuse of “Give us an A”. There was something about “For 2 Night” being 2 weeks in an Italian accent. Y2KY Jelly charged us for making the run too short, the scribe and screw are also too short. Precious was charged as someone threatened to call police at the drink stop. The GM was called incompetent, and he needs to be removed. Pus Bucket was also charged as the outgoing grog master, and a man of few words, leading to a raucous rendition of f*ck of ya c*nt. We proceeded with the awards (you had to be there for all the nominations and funny stories) and announced the new committee (see separate posts). That’s me signing off for this year. Good luck to the new scribe.
Next weeks run will be hosted by Fascinator from The Stag Hotel in Learmonth
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