13 May 2019, Run 1931, Hare: Head Hunter
With Quick Dick confined to domestic duties only due to ill health, Hare Head Hunter led a very substantial pack on a well set run, south to White flat oval, along the Yarrowee a way until a right turn out of the valley, winding up to ACU until a run home down Webster St led to a dilapidated drink stop where the pack was met by the walkers, and Sillic, who managed in Lazarus like manner to make it to the free drinks AND BACK!
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Back in the shed Fascinator led a divided Hash in the down downs. The witches of Eastwick managed to come back from the Far North with a contagious tropical disease, and unlike Quick Dick, thought they would attempt to spread it throughout Ballarat. Despite separate segregated drinking vessels they managed to intermingle quite freely. Ex GM SOS (jeSOS to himself) sensibly stayed away, and given the new tiny tidy addition to his family, "Hugo John", made a wise choice to remain of of harm's way for the time being. Congratulations to SOS and Riana on the birth.
Welcomes back to Phuckwit Phil, Pimp, and Squizzy (UGLY, you're UGLY)
Sniffycant runs to Head Hunter 180, Nut Cracker 85, and Mrs Dickhead 600-20 (must be a teacher to do a sum like that!) .. (She's all right)
Sniffycant win to Melbourne FC, and the few supporters had a consolation drink. The fewer who attended Hash last week also had a drink (get a life...)
Strange. The screw doesn't know which way he wants to do it. So far a song, then a nursery rhyme, and after producing nothing this week, Nummy Nummy Num Num saved the day with her interpretive dance /sign language which had the audience in stitches (except for the witches who were busy coughing and blowing noses. Who'd a thought Nut Cracker would be that full ??)
Anyway , run 19/31 : the age difference between Quick Dick and the lovely Head Hunter. There was a Heavy stop ("for fuck's sake, I don't want to go there")
A+ (S H I T T Y Trail)
Sergeant Mountie frocked up and announced that in 1931 Isaac Isaacs was Governor General of Australia, and Bent reminded us that White Nose won the Melbourne Cup. What he didn't tell us was that he beat Phar Lap in his last ever run in Australia. Phar Lap left the country and committed suicide. You bastard, (yar Stupid)
In the same year a Kiwi flight carrying illegal immigrants crash landed on the way to Australia (been using boats ever since), PM Joe Lyons oversaw a 10% reduction in the basic wage (charges to imperial employers Shafted and Dr Death) and in a rare ray of good news Australia gained a degree of independence from the UK.
Charges from QLD: Pus Bucket: "She's old, fat, ugly and can't skull." Except she reckons she CAN skull. (20 toes)
Nut Bush CL got the "fly in, fly down, and fly out" charge (Mrs Murphy)
Sillic told a good one, charging Susan from last week (.... How do you get dick from Michael ???) On the rebound, Sillic got a charge for being fat (>> UGLY), the Rowdy was charged for overseeing Sillic's de-evolution; and as one Dr drinks... (publicly Pissed on)
Phuckwit was charged for sacking Normal after 2 days employment, D&C for being ground zero with the ebola like flu.
Drink Stop: Dimwit left his horn behind; Orri had a horn on the run (and NEW SHOES)
and so it went on and petered out.
With Quick Dick confined to domestic duties only due to ill health, Hare Head Hunter led a very substantial pack on a well set run, south to White flat oval, along the Yarrowee a way until a right turn out of the valley, winding up to ACU until a run home down Webster St led to a dilapidated drink stop where the pack was met by the walkers, and Sillic, who managed in Lazarus like manner to make it to the free drinks AND BACK!
(that was a long sentence)
Back in the shed Fascinator led a divided Hash in the down downs. The witches of Eastwick managed to come back from the Far North with a contagious tropical disease, and unlike Quick Dick, thought they would attempt to spread it throughout Ballarat. Despite separate segregated drinking vessels they managed to intermingle quite freely. Ex GM SOS (jeSOS to himself) sensibly stayed away, and given the new tiny tidy addition to his family, "Hugo John", made a wise choice to remain of of harm's way for the time being. Congratulations to SOS and Riana on the birth.
Welcomes back to Phuckwit Phil, Pimp, and Squizzy (UGLY, you're UGLY)
Sniffycant runs to Head Hunter 180, Nut Cracker 85, and Mrs Dickhead 600-20 (must be a teacher to do a sum like that!) .. (She's all right)
Sniffycant win to Melbourne FC, and the few supporters had a consolation drink. The fewer who attended Hash last week also had a drink (get a life...)
Strange. The screw doesn't know which way he wants to do it. So far a song, then a nursery rhyme, and after producing nothing this week, Nummy Nummy Num Num saved the day with her interpretive dance /sign language which had the audience in stitches (except for the witches who were busy coughing and blowing noses. Who'd a thought Nut Cracker would be that full ??)
Anyway , run 19/31 : the age difference between Quick Dick and the lovely Head Hunter. There was a Heavy stop ("for fuck's sake, I don't want to go there")
A+ (S H I T T Y Trail)
Sergeant Mountie frocked up and announced that in 1931 Isaac Isaacs was Governor General of Australia, and Bent reminded us that White Nose won the Melbourne Cup. What he didn't tell us was that he beat Phar Lap in his last ever run in Australia. Phar Lap left the country and committed suicide. You bastard, (yar Stupid)
In the same year a Kiwi flight carrying illegal immigrants crash landed on the way to Australia (been using boats ever since), PM Joe Lyons oversaw a 10% reduction in the basic wage (charges to imperial employers Shafted and Dr Death) and in a rare ray of good news Australia gained a degree of independence from the UK.
Charges from QLD: Pus Bucket: "She's old, fat, ugly and can't skull." Except she reckons she CAN skull. (20 toes)
Nut Bush CL got the "fly in, fly down, and fly out" charge (Mrs Murphy)
Sillic told a good one, charging Susan from last week (.... How do you get dick from Michael ???) On the rebound, Sillic got a charge for being fat (>> UGLY), the Rowdy was charged for overseeing Sillic's de-evolution; and as one Dr drinks... (publicly Pissed on)
Phuckwit was charged for sacking Normal after 2 days employment, D&C for being ground zero with the ebola like flu.
Drink Stop: Dimwit left his horn behind; Orri had a horn on the run (and NEW SHOES)
and so it went on and petered out.
27 went to Top Eureka. Bitch Face shared her red wine (thank you) as well as her disease.
Next week's run is from Chriss Cross's place, 18 Platypus Drive, near the Mt Clear football oval, but please park at the front to avoid being bogged.
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