Wednesday, May 8, 2019

6 - 5 - '19         Run 1930          Market Pub

While the Cats were away ( socializing with the white shoe & 
Gucci beautiful people, in the warmer climes of FNQ), the 
mice were left to play at the Market, albeit not too many, Hash
18 in fact ( 5 bras !!). BITCHFACE was the only refugee from 
the Daintree - poor soul had to 'work' next day.
PRECIOUS wore 'the' bra to head up the super athletes on the
run, that he told us was the 1st run with a halt & 2 Drink-stops.
No idea of what happened next - the stand-in Screw took on 
the mantle of bar fly.
GM FASCINATOR welcomed TRIPLE K from Hobart, who was 
in transit in the 4 berth 'Winnie', with her 2 dogs.
Some gags followed - SS running to the car for his viagra, 
BHD at the girlfriend's, going to the car for condoms, & 
DIMWIT's sour pus. 
SHAFTED sent a great limerick (?) that was read out, then 
LOIS LANE gave HALF A BAR a drink for BAR LICKER's 
dog dying.
DIMWIT's Market zinger - Rabbits in reverse, receding hareline.

Next week's run 1931 - Hares HEAD HUNTER & QUICKDICK.
On on, 3 Davey St., On after, Top Eureka.

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