22 -10 - '18   Black Tie Night  Reptile Gulch

There they were, the 35+ in the 'Car Theme' attire, outside the 
Sheltered Workshop & drinking grog, waiting for the drop of the 
flag for the 3 bongo vans full of well stocked grog buckets & 
nibbles. PEBBLES, DUMBER & DUMBER & A40 were the 
designated decoys for the A, B & C teams, on the mystery trip
that began along Doveton, to a right turn at the Crematorium,
& along past 5 Ways. The real estate along part of Springs Road
was pointed out, but only 1 of the past residents was on board.
Next was a 'photo op stop' at Black Hill Look-out, taking in the 
sunset. We continued on to the next stop at SHAFTED's Office,
where the C Team bus overtook B Team, for our own Flasher
FOP to have his 1st chance to bare his arse.
On to the Down Downs at 'Errol's by the Arch', with more 
nibbles & little boys in bread rolls.
PEBBLES' 1st charge was for Black Tie Helpers NUTCRACKER,
NUMMY & Errol. Then he had TEFLON out for the 500 GM cars
on display at the weekend, & of course, all GM's must drink
together, so out some of them came. 2nd round of GM's was
for HALF A BAR, MASTABAIT, CHRIS CROS & SHAFTED.
SHAFTED had another drink - they couldn't work out whether
he was masquerading as a Greek Orthodox priest, or a seat
cover, going by the look of his head gear.
PEBBLES & Tiarni the Pole Vaulter were next - her cumming
as immoral support for the GM, but who provides the pole?
Errol had a drink for having the blue rinse in the WC, "because
the shit stinks !!"
MRS DICKHEAD charged PEBBLES for having Tiarni buy his
bow tie on the Web, then HALF A BAR charged FOP for getting 
his pants off while he was still sober - (little did we realize that 
there was much more to come !!).
                            (They're the meanest ....... ).
SHAFTED charged PYRO & BEERFUCK for some-et about 
holding hands on the bus, then PRAWN STAR & DOUBLE
ADAPTOR for their "why are we waiting?"
NUMMY was next for her headphones that resembled a pair
of truck tyres - she was "two tyred".
SNIFFYCUNT runs were for HEAD HUNTER's 69 (& who 
wouldn't ?), & SHAFFY's 600.
                             (Get a life ........... ).
PEBBLES called out A40 for his bus chauffeuring, & then we
were off. Back along Sturt St to the Sporting Globe, with FOP's
bare arse (& danglers) pressed up against the rear window
the whole time - all to DUMBER's dismay, driving the B Team
coach. 
FASCINATOR had been enjoying his own little 'solo black tie 
night', patiently waiting in the bar for the revellers to arrive.
The frivolity continued upstairs at The Globe, with more beer,
dinner & much 'darncing' to the great entertainment of
Mr Pobjoy - (he's got a Hash Name, I'm sure).

Next week's run - 1903 - The Crown, Buninyong.