Monday, April 15, 2024

Run # 2197

Run #2197 from Platypus Drive - Cris Cros 

The new GM welcomed us all and called out the welcome backs for a charge, Plucker, Just David, Faucet (force it?), The Bill and SS. 
As SS had fucked off for the last few weeks, he was awarded the ShitHouse Run of the Year for getting us a lifetime ban from the lake view hotel. Fuck you Lake View! 
Pigs Arse gave Cris Cros a screw, pointing out how Precious had a tumble on the run. The fool did a very good job of protecting the Hash Horn by falling hard on his hands bleeding all the way home. 
Cris Cros was reminded that (the runners) are simple people, and got lost at the end. Who knew they needed to run towards the drink stop!?
The loudest Sargeant known to Hash began calling charges from the floor, some funny. Some terrible. 
Quick Dick did point out how Mountie struggled with some chicken wire on the run, the height of this wire was widely debated. However, it did its job very well, catching an old chook! 
Dim Witt did his job so very well and ended the circle with a joke that fell so very flat. 
Please look to the Members only Facebook for Hash Flash Pics :) 
Next Weeks Run - Pigs Arse from Ballarat Squash Courts
ON ON Pink Bits 

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