Ballarat HHH Run #2003,
Hares SS and Vibes, Covid Run #27, Zoom Circle # 29
Themes; Dates
Stand In Committee
Cooking
Dogs
Zoom Attendees: Spence, Fascinator (& dog), D&C, NBCL (looking like Matt Preston), Nutcracker (& dog), Rowdy, Bent Nose, BP, SS, Mrs Dickhead, DoNuts, Mountie (cooking rissoles), Campaspe (& dogs), Fang, Bitch Face, Dimwit, and, eventually, Nummy Nummy Num Num and Dumb.
DATES – 10.10.2020*
*exciting for some, until Fang mentioned his mother passed away on 10 10 at 10 10, - now that is a set of numbers to make you believe there really is a God.
God palindromically is doG, which may explain all the whining canines present on the Zoom. It was meant to happen.
Sniffy Runs, Plucka a palindromic 202, NBCL 40, lots of digit sums adding up to 1, or the square root of the digit sum of doggy style tasty oral sex. Or something.
Bent Nose screwed the run, after an initial doggy interruption. “an excellent Hash Run, lots of bush, lots of ups and downs, a smattering of shiggy, a beautiful path, and magnificent wildlife”, with a wandering echidna spotted and photographed.
No snakes, but a glimpse of Warrenheip and trail along the creek.
Rating : stableford 42 points.
SHITTY TRAIL
Mrs D at VERY short notice filled in as screw, and performed admirably, although she did commence with a call for recent birthdays, and in the lull alluded to the day of birth and what it does to the working parts. Mountie was very excited by this conversation, burnt the rissoles, and showed us her map of St Kilda.
SS got most of the charges. Providing ‘more little boys than the Catholic Church’, ‘scaring Campaspe with his snakes’, ‘giving fishing tips to Pimp’ (who just won a group 1 race with Mr Quicky, and excited Bitch Face enormously, while Dumb claimed he got the quaddy), and 'having the drink stop in the mud’ (from the princess D&C).
Next ‘no one to fill up his wine glass’ leading to ‘June’s away with her girlfriend’ then for ‘not joining the menange a trios’, followed up by the memorable line from Bitch Face “When you can’t contribute anything there’s no point”. Well, of course. Loved it.
Mrs D aptly charged Bent Nose for the whole echidna thing, “a prick found a prick”, then pointed out the “creek” mentioned in the screw was in fact the Yarrowee RIVER.
Nutcracker (who should know these things) charged Mrs D for channelling Imelda Marcos regarding her displayed shoe collection, then was heard complaining that ‘they don’t think hairdressers have brains’. But they do have secrets.
A couple of jokes don’t deserve repeating.
Next week the Hare is Num Num, from the Gong Gong, with a drink stop on Saturday after lunch only.
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