Monday, November 21, 2016

21-11-'16     Run 1797     Cnr Butt & Elsworth

1797 & ROWDY had 'Nuthin' - but Explorer/Geologist Strzlecki was
born on June 24 (you wanted that BENT).
GM NUM NUM called the troops to order & welcomed visitors 
HEAD HUNTER & QUICK DICK from Oslo, & welcomes back to
a visit (in Canberra, at Hash they call her FLU MOO).
NORMAL said an 8km run, & we all thought the A***hole was joking,
so 14 Super Athletes took off into the bush. HEADHUNTER says an 
8km run is great. We eventually came across the Crowny drinkstop,
after some fairly serious 4 WD tracks en-route, then NUMMY
arrived with the Down Downs in the mini Mustang.
SS screwed MASTABAIT for the 10 out of 10 run, walk & drinkstop,
to a rousing chorus of "Fox on the Run". He also commented that
the visitors from "Ireland" (not quite Oslo 1300 kms away), were
easy on the eye, at least one of them.
Sergeant ROWDY charged NUMMY for her over zealous time
keeping, setting off too early, QUICK DICK for being a quick dick,
& MASTABAIT for the lengthy run making us all well & truly
f**ked (like MRS D on the recent honeymoon).
PLUCKA was presented with the birthday muffin for the 43rd,
& drank up for the analogy of "red cock at night, PLUCKA'S
DR DEATH had a drink for inviting PUSBUCKET & SPARTACUS
to the Cup, but not MOUNTIE, & SHAFTED for a 3rd placed horse.
MASTABAIT had a double charge for his bike ride (with the bike
on the train) & now about to buy the electric one, & PRINCESS
has the new mattress installed, but he's still not invited to bed.
The someone who fell off the back of the ute in Dolly's Hill Road
was 24, so forget worrying about it being HALF A BAR or
BAR LICKA - it's more than a little while since they were 24.
Congrats. to MRS DICKHEAD - new GM of the PMT Hash.
SHAFTED charged for the Steward's visit to swab the Trainer
& not the Horse & DUMB & DUMBER for great colour
co-ordination - matching shirt, socks & jocks.
HEAD HUNTER & QUICK DICK have come clean saying,
"We're not visiting, we're staying".
BENT NOSE charged BAD HEAD JOB (which should have been
a rebound) for being a tight arse & probably won't go to the
Top Eureka - it's the outrageously over the freakin' top
North Brittain - get it right !!
That's enough - Next Weeks' Run, Cris Cros, 14 Platypus Drive,
Mt Clear via rear entry & mind the plants.

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