Circle began with confusion relating to the status of Boner who was missing. Once it was clarified that he went home, we continued on on. Welcome backs went to Fergie, Bar Licker, Pebbles, Fascinator and Nice Member. Lois Lane sent a late amendment to this list, it was missing Pauline. Oops. Sniffy runs of note were, Pigs Arse on 50, Quick Dick on 313, and Precious on 369.
Mountie began her screw by stating that she had done more screws than Precious has had 69s. This was followed by some bible quotes about corrupting talk. Like anyone can tell Half-a-bar to don’t fu@king swear. There were low numbers of runners after Bar Licker’s efforts to set it. Teflon did it with his eyes closed and Pigs Arse with his mouth open. He didn’t shut up. Half-a-bar and Shafted were out setting a run when they came across a sheep stuck in a fence. Shafted fu@ked the stuck sheep but when Half-a -bar’s turn came around, he put his head through the fence.
We were down a few nuts this week due to the imminent birth of a grandchild. Shafted was nominated as acting sergeant. Shafted told us that he bought a ute load of ice, we were then distracted by the passing muster dogs. He claimed that Half-a-bar refused to pay for the ice, and only gave him one dollar. Shafted proceeded to drop the dollar through the deck, and announced it was for the carpenter who was needed to fix the loose boards. Shafted called Disco, myself and Half-a-bar to the front. There was a long-winded joke about kids being born the wrong colour and something about red sheep, blonde sheep and grey sheep.
Mountie and Pus Bucket were charged after Mountie gave him $100 to go buy something to make her look sexy. He came back 2 hours later totally pissed. Bar Licker charged Half-a-bar for his poor effort at purchasing gravy for tonight. She held up a tiny packet that probably only contained a single serve. Shafted then said that Half-a-bar had an erection, because he knew that there was a dollar under his deck. This resulted in Pink Bits getting a charge for the biggest snort. Criss Cross presented our leader with an award, yes an actual trophy and Rowdy charged Nice Member for hiding his member with a fanny pack. People Pleaser scored a fanny pack charge too. Shafted lost the plot and Dumb and Num were charged as Num wants to get her fanny packed too. Num scored another charge for going the wrong way at the first turn on the walk, and Pigs Arse and Teflon were charged for looking similar. Rowdy charged Shafted for backing into his car, especially as he has form, hitting a rotunda at Lake Wendouree, so the story goes. Bar Licker and Pauline were charged as Bar Licker had been drooling over her Māori shearer, especially after he got hot and sweaty and removed his shirt. Half-a-bar was charged for stealing long pants from Pauline and Nice Member was charged for not being pissed before the run. Normal was charged for cooking the BBQ and something about spit tasting better than cum??? Fergie was charged for complaining that he was an old man, when Lois is older than he is. Fascinator was charged as he was the only one not in a car on the way back from the cemetery, and he is the least able to walk back. Fergie got a drink for providing tonight’s tomato and we tried to have a minute’s silence in memory of Ballarat running legend Richard Tann. Fascinator then told us that Her Fanny has a free pussy that needs rehoming while they go traveling. This opened a can of worms that escalated until it was mentioned that someone is overdue for a proposal.
Final announcements asked for a show of hands for who was interested in going to Melbourne Lakeside for their Australia Day run. Nope! Seems there is no interest this year.
We were then reminded to plan ahead for the Mystery Bus trip on the 9th Feb.
Next weeks Australia Day run will be from Spencer Hocking’s place at 26 Durham St Newington.
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Sunday, January 18, 2026
Sunday, January 11, 2026
RUN 2291 – Cinderella – Sebastopol Bowling Club - Monday 12th January 2026
Despite best intentions, Precious welcomed those in attendance at the circle in the car park of the Sebas Bowling club, to the Department of f$king around. The run had been abbreviated but the walkers didn’t get the memo and they had the drink stop keys. We were on a tight schedule and the dinner was served before the drink stop and circle. Down downs were being made from the drink stop, shandy style, half VB and half Hahn Light. But this is Hash. We were asked how do you make a pentagon with 4 sides?....Crash a plane into one. There was also mention of the Australia Day Hash Run with Lakeside Hash. A bus may be arranged if there are sufficient numbers. More details to come.
Welcomes Backs went to Pigs Arse, Lois Lane and Normal. There was only one sniffy run, Jus Cum on 292. Without fail, someone always speaks up. Pink Bits told us all that she had gone home, so she scored the down down.
Mountie screwed the run telling us that she was quite discombobulated by Cinderella’s run. We heard some bible quotes about shoes and how due to time constraints, the run was cut short, so all the runners were back well before the walkers. She also told us that Cinderella had been dumped by Prince Charming. Hearing that the carnival was coming to town, Cinderella got all frocked up with the hope of meeting someone new, but under instruction from her fairy godmother, she was told that she must be home before midnight or her vaj will turn into pumpkin. Cinderella was having a lovely time on the Ferris wheel with a new bloke. She suddenly remembered to ask what the time was. It was 10 to 12. As she was leaving in a bit of a rush, she told him her name and his name was, it was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.
Rowdy was called to the front. Being retired, he was cleaning out his garage with his wife. Most people use a broom. She was covered with cobwebs but she’s good with the grand kids. Pigs Arse was charged for getting back together with his ex. It was only for his money. Cinderella was charged for her run, as the best runs are those with the best drink stops and at this one, no runners got a drink stop. Cinderella was also charged for getting lost while setting trail, while chasing pussy in the sewerage farm. Pus Bucket and Mountie were charged for turning up to play golf with Dumb n Dumber, an hour early. IC was charged for making fun of Precious’ facial hair. Precious had the comeback that at least it was better than IC’s moustache efforts. Normal was charged for leaving his hat inside, but he didn’t fall for it, the hat was on his head. Mountie, trying to keep warm, was charged for being armless and Teflon was charged for explaining how to find Half-a-bar’s place. He said if you go down, you’ve gone too far. Dumb was charged for texting a Vanessa, but not knowing who it was, as it was not Sparrow Fart. Nutcracker was charged for asking why Cinderella didn’t drive to collect her car keys for the drink stop. At this point Boner and Deep Heat arrived and Boner was charged for his 45 years of Hashing. Mountie was charged for asking why the ambulance was out the front, was it for an oldie playing keno? But it was for a worker, and she wasn’t doing well. Nutcracker was charged for asking AI what her kids would look like, if she’d had some with NBCL. She’d been flashing the AI family portraits over dinner. When asked why the girls were short, it was because they were sitting down. Last charge went to Renob and Bent Nose, as they both started Hashing 45 years ago.
Next weeks run will be hosted by Half-a-bar, 225 Dollys Creek Road, Morrisons. At his house this year, not the dongers.
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Welcomes Backs went to Pigs Arse, Lois Lane and Normal. There was only one sniffy run, Jus Cum on 292. Without fail, someone always speaks up. Pink Bits told us all that she had gone home, so she scored the down down.
Mountie screwed the run telling us that she was quite discombobulated by Cinderella’s run. We heard some bible quotes about shoes and how due to time constraints, the run was cut short, so all the runners were back well before the walkers. She also told us that Cinderella had been dumped by Prince Charming. Hearing that the carnival was coming to town, Cinderella got all frocked up with the hope of meeting someone new, but under instruction from her fairy godmother, she was told that she must be home before midnight or her vaj will turn into pumpkin. Cinderella was having a lovely time on the Ferris wheel with a new bloke. She suddenly remembered to ask what the time was. It was 10 to 12. As she was leaving in a bit of a rush, she told him her name and his name was, it was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.
Rowdy was called to the front. Being retired, he was cleaning out his garage with his wife. Most people use a broom. She was covered with cobwebs but she’s good with the grand kids. Pigs Arse was charged for getting back together with his ex. It was only for his money. Cinderella was charged for her run, as the best runs are those with the best drink stops and at this one, no runners got a drink stop. Cinderella was also charged for getting lost while setting trail, while chasing pussy in the sewerage farm. Pus Bucket and Mountie were charged for turning up to play golf with Dumb n Dumber, an hour early. IC was charged for making fun of Precious’ facial hair. Precious had the comeback that at least it was better than IC’s moustache efforts. Normal was charged for leaving his hat inside, but he didn’t fall for it, the hat was on his head. Mountie, trying to keep warm, was charged for being armless and Teflon was charged for explaining how to find Half-a-bar’s place. He said if you go down, you’ve gone too far. Dumb was charged for texting a Vanessa, but not knowing who it was, as it was not Sparrow Fart. Nutcracker was charged for asking why Cinderella didn’t drive to collect her car keys for the drink stop. At this point Boner and Deep Heat arrived and Boner was charged for his 45 years of Hashing. Mountie was charged for asking why the ambulance was out the front, was it for an oldie playing keno? But it was for a worker, and she wasn’t doing well. Nutcracker was charged for asking AI what her kids would look like, if she’d had some with NBCL. She’d been flashing the AI family portraits over dinner. When asked why the girls were short, it was because they were sitting down. Last charge went to Renob and Bent Nose, as they both started Hashing 45 years ago.
Next weeks run will be hosted by Half-a-bar, 225 Dollys Creek Road, Morrisons. At his house this year, not the dongers.
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Sunday, January 4, 2026
RUN 2290 – Her Vajesty – 18 Sligo St, Alfredton - Monday 5th January 2026
Happy New Year Hashers! Welcomes backs went to Sparrow Fart, Bent Nose, Deep Heat and Bad Hair Day. Boner’s new years resolution was to keep Hashing, and next week he will reach the milestone of 45 years of Hashing. We were then informed of the health message that frequent ejaculation reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Sparrow fart told us that she’d been absent all year as she had been teaching in Ngukurr, NT. She described the location as being butt f@%k nowhere. Rear Entry wasn’t here, so Bad Hair Day took that one. Bent Nose was this weeks stand in keeper of the book and Sniffy runs were awarded to Teflon on 434 and Disco for 101, but in fact Disco is on 103, so Bent scored a you’re stupid charge.
Our Hare, Her Vaj, was called to the front, and was accompanied by Cinderella, who set the trail for her. Mountie began her screw with a bible reading and then complained about the outsourced run, saying it was boring. We then heard that Her Vaj had been reading 50 shades of grey. Feeling inspired, she asked Fop to get the antenna from the car and to whip her with it. The resulting sores were not healing, so she went to see Dr Rowdy. He said it was the worst case of van aerial disease that he’d ever seen.
This was followed by Dim Wits joke. What do you blow and make a wish? A breathalyser. We were then in a reflective mood, with this being the first run of 2026. The geopolitical events and such. But we were reminded that before judging a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. Then F$%k him, you’ve got his shoes anyway. Squizzy entertained us with another new language that sounded somewhat like Bok Choy. Next there was an antisemitism charge, but we informed that we were not being unkind because they were Jewish, it was for being a C@nt. Half-a-bar, Bent Nose and Quick Dick scored a down down here. Squizzy charged Deep Heat, he’d been visiting him but needed a break and came to hash tonight, only to find him here too. Boner then showed us his tattoo (thankfully on his arm), which was reflected in a mirror (visual gag). When asked what’s his name, Boner or Renob, the answer given was Ron. Pus Bucket and Bent were charged for inaccurate filling in of the book and IC was charged for being overwhelmed when out and about, running into too many people they knew, but then they saw Spencer Hocking too. Fop charged Bent Nose for whining on the walk about it being too hot (this was prior to our recent 40oC weather). Mrs D, Campaspe and Sparrow Fart were charged for short cutting and People Pleaser was presented with a missing puzzle piece that stuck to his forehead. NBCL was charged for farting, he claims he was framed. Fop was charged for too much head, some claim there is no such thing as bad head. Bent was charged for not giving his cups back, I think he had a stack of 5 by the end of the circle. Her Vaj charged Precious, there was silence! How disappointing that he did not say that he wouldn’t be here, and she’d cooked a vegetarian option just for him. Cinderella took his down down.
Next Weeks Run will be set by Cinderella, with further information on location TBA.
Update: Location will be Sebastopol Bowling Club
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Our Hare, Her Vaj, was called to the front, and was accompanied by Cinderella, who set the trail for her. Mountie began her screw with a bible reading and then complained about the outsourced run, saying it was boring. We then heard that Her Vaj had been reading 50 shades of grey. Feeling inspired, she asked Fop to get the antenna from the car and to whip her with it. The resulting sores were not healing, so she went to see Dr Rowdy. He said it was the worst case of van aerial disease that he’d ever seen.
This was followed by Dim Wits joke. What do you blow and make a wish? A breathalyser. We were then in a reflective mood, with this being the first run of 2026. The geopolitical events and such. But we were reminded that before judging a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. Then F$%k him, you’ve got his shoes anyway. Squizzy entertained us with another new language that sounded somewhat like Bok Choy. Next there was an antisemitism charge, but we informed that we were not being unkind because they were Jewish, it was for being a C@nt. Half-a-bar, Bent Nose and Quick Dick scored a down down here. Squizzy charged Deep Heat, he’d been visiting him but needed a break and came to hash tonight, only to find him here too. Boner then showed us his tattoo (thankfully on his arm), which was reflected in a mirror (visual gag). When asked what’s his name, Boner or Renob, the answer given was Ron. Pus Bucket and Bent were charged for inaccurate filling in of the book and IC was charged for being overwhelmed when out and about, running into too many people they knew, but then they saw Spencer Hocking too. Fop charged Bent Nose for whining on the walk about it being too hot (this was prior to our recent 40oC weather). Mrs D, Campaspe and Sparrow Fart were charged for short cutting and People Pleaser was presented with a missing puzzle piece that stuck to his forehead. NBCL was charged for farting, he claims he was framed. Fop was charged for too much head, some claim there is no such thing as bad head. Bent was charged for not giving his cups back, I think he had a stack of 5 by the end of the circle. Her Vaj charged Precious, there was silence! How disappointing that he did not say that he wouldn’t be here, and she’d cooked a vegetarian option just for him. Cinderella took his down down.
Next Weeks Run will be set by Cinderella, with further information on location TBA.
Update: Location will be Sebastopol Bowling Club
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Sunday, December 28, 2025
RUN 2289 – GILF – Monday 29th December 2025
The weather was hot, but it didn’t dissuade the regular hashers. We also had a few welcomes backs to GILF and Wee Problem. Sniffy runs were awarded to Immaculate Conception on 202 and Campaspe on 282. Quick Dick was given a Hashy Birthday and a second down down for Jesus’s birthday too.
Mountie thought she was screwing Teflon, but it was Gilf’s run. Either way, there was no mention of Teflon or Gilf in the bible. Mountie read a couple of bible quotes with something about one flesh, but I was having trouble following with lots of background chatter. Mountie took one for Cinderella, falling on trail, but she said that she still enjoyed being out in the bush running hills. We were told that Teflon and Gilf were trying to join a church, but they needed to abstain for 2 weeks to join. They were going well, but as Gilf reached down for frozen vegies, Telfon could not help himself. After admitting that they didn’t abstain for 2 weeks, they were denied entry to the church, funnily enough, they said that at Safeway too.
In the absence of NBCL, we looked for the lord’s child to be our Sergeant. But Precious couldn’t find one, so we went with a Foster child instead. Shafted was thrown under the bus again and stepped up to run the circle. He began with a story about a new up and coming horse that was called “Squagaga”. First charges went to Gilf, Pink Bits and me, as we all had the same shirts on. Precious was charged for getting tickets to day 4 of the cricket and Disco was charged for buying coffee at Pipers and not getting one for Spartacus. Head Hunter then told us that Spartacus doesn’t drink coffee, he usually drinks tea. Head Hunter was charged for her new improved hand, no longer in a sling and brace. Squizzy was charged for his hair becoming less grey and Teflon was charged for Gilf’s wrist injury. Dumb was charged for his socks, that looked like they had a penis on them and Mountie was charged for steeling Cinderella’s job, bleeding on trail. While Cinderella is worried that AI will steal the future jobs of lawyers, there was comment that women must be in 50% lawyer jobs, despite ability. This was refuted that at least that is better than all the jobs being filled by old white men. Nummy and Shafted scored a down down for wearing matching shirts and Squizzy was charged for tripping on trail but managing to save himself without hitting dirt. Jus Cum, Mrs D and I were charged for not getting lost this time and successfully finding our way to the drink stop. Quick Dick (or maybe someone else, I forgot to write this down?) was charged for wearing a Nugget Buster Hash Shirt and Mrs D was charged for something about Golliwogs. Half-a-bar was a member of this weeks bar flies, that were driven to the drink stop by Shafted. On the way back, there was some story about Shafted’s anal beads getting Half-a-bar all tied up, but at least there was no incident with a fish hook. Squizzy was charged for arriving on 2 wheels, with a spare motorbike chain around his neck and the final charge went to People Pleaser for getting liquid on a girls face for the first time.
Next Years Run, also next weeks run, will be hosted by Her Vajesty from her home at 18 Sligo St, Alfredton.
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Mountie thought she was screwing Teflon, but it was Gilf’s run. Either way, there was no mention of Teflon or Gilf in the bible. Mountie read a couple of bible quotes with something about one flesh, but I was having trouble following with lots of background chatter. Mountie took one for Cinderella, falling on trail, but she said that she still enjoyed being out in the bush running hills. We were told that Teflon and Gilf were trying to join a church, but they needed to abstain for 2 weeks to join. They were going well, but as Gilf reached down for frozen vegies, Telfon could not help himself. After admitting that they didn’t abstain for 2 weeks, they were denied entry to the church, funnily enough, they said that at Safeway too.
In the absence of NBCL, we looked for the lord’s child to be our Sergeant. But Precious couldn’t find one, so we went with a Foster child instead. Shafted was thrown under the bus again and stepped up to run the circle. He began with a story about a new up and coming horse that was called “Squagaga”. First charges went to Gilf, Pink Bits and me, as we all had the same shirts on. Precious was charged for getting tickets to day 4 of the cricket and Disco was charged for buying coffee at Pipers and not getting one for Spartacus. Head Hunter then told us that Spartacus doesn’t drink coffee, he usually drinks tea. Head Hunter was charged for her new improved hand, no longer in a sling and brace. Squizzy was charged for his hair becoming less grey and Teflon was charged for Gilf’s wrist injury. Dumb was charged for his socks, that looked like they had a penis on them and Mountie was charged for steeling Cinderella’s job, bleeding on trail. While Cinderella is worried that AI will steal the future jobs of lawyers, there was comment that women must be in 50% lawyer jobs, despite ability. This was refuted that at least that is better than all the jobs being filled by old white men. Nummy and Shafted scored a down down for wearing matching shirts and Squizzy was charged for tripping on trail but managing to save himself without hitting dirt. Jus Cum, Mrs D and I were charged for not getting lost this time and successfully finding our way to the drink stop. Quick Dick (or maybe someone else, I forgot to write this down?) was charged for wearing a Nugget Buster Hash Shirt and Mrs D was charged for something about Golliwogs. Half-a-bar was a member of this weeks bar flies, that were driven to the drink stop by Shafted. On the way back, there was some story about Shafted’s anal beads getting Half-a-bar all tied up, but at least there was no incident with a fish hook. Squizzy was charged for arriving on 2 wheels, with a spare motorbike chain around his neck and the final charge went to People Pleaser for getting liquid on a girls face for the first time.
Next Years Run, also next weeks run, will be hosted by Her Vajesty from her home at 18 Sligo St, Alfredton.
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Sunday, December 21, 2025
RUN 2288 – Christmas Run – East Point Football Club Rooms - Monday 22nd December 2025
Our Christmas Run for 2025 was festive and full of laughs. Thanks to Rowdy for the songs and Mrs D for the printing of our song books. Welcomes backs went to Dirtbag, Fascinator, Fop, Her Vaj, Billy, Down Under Ware and Just Fuckin Lost (or Angela). Sniffy Runs went to Pebbles on 666 (with a commemorative T-Shirt), Fascinator on 266 and Precious on 366.
NBCL began with a joke. Being Christmas, he’d bought a massive tree. When asked if he was going to put it up himself, he answered, nah I’ll put it in the lounge room. In the absence of Half-a-bar, the Welsh and Kiwi’s were called to the front for sheep themed Carols.
After visiting the Musters Arms, the back of Skin Ski and Surf, Irish Murphy’s, Sporting Globe, Robin Hood Hotel we returned to the East Point Club Rooms. We were joined in the circle by Jan, who became our Virgin for the evening and our newest recruit. What do you get when you cross Christmas and a duck, Christmas quackers.
Billy was called out and put down on his knees for naming. Names that were mentioned were Trailer Man and Ice Man, but his naming was announced to be “Nice Member”. Welcome Nice Member! He was then given the penis glass to skull.
Donuts charged Bad Hair Day being missing. He’d been mugged by 3 blokes who played tuba, cello and violin. It was orchestrated. Precious was charged for forgetting the trumpet, and Pauline was charged for bringing the hash trumpet for Precious. Shafted claimed to find a foreskin out the front and Lois told a Christmas tale about Her Vaj waiting for Santa to cum, then he got up and left. Pink Bits was struggling to hear what was going on over the kerfuffle. Cinderella was charged for wardrobe malfunction, if you want to show boobs, don’t wear a dress. NBCL was charged for looking for IC, when he was standing next to him and Jan and Pebbles were charged for a conversation when walking along, where he claimed that he’s seen vaj’s that are this big (visual gag). When asked how you f@#k them, he said, well….they stretch. Jan was charged for a long bathroom visit, but we believe it was not a technicolour Jan. Someone asked when does repeated charging become bullying. Maybe 2 tests ago (he’s from England). Jan was then given the penis glass to skull, now maybe it’s bullying, so Precious helped with the down down. At this moment Eagle Rock came on and pants went down down.
Next weeks run will be hosted by GILF from her home at 10 Taylor Court Invermay.
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NBCL began with a joke. Being Christmas, he’d bought a massive tree. When asked if he was going to put it up himself, he answered, nah I’ll put it in the lounge room. In the absence of Half-a-bar, the Welsh and Kiwi’s were called to the front for sheep themed Carols.
After visiting the Musters Arms, the back of Skin Ski and Surf, Irish Murphy’s, Sporting Globe, Robin Hood Hotel we returned to the East Point Club Rooms. We were joined in the circle by Jan, who became our Virgin for the evening and our newest recruit. What do you get when you cross Christmas and a duck, Christmas quackers.
Billy was called out and put down on his knees for naming. Names that were mentioned were Trailer Man and Ice Man, but his naming was announced to be “Nice Member”. Welcome Nice Member! He was then given the penis glass to skull.
Donuts charged Bad Hair Day being missing. He’d been mugged by 3 blokes who played tuba, cello and violin. It was orchestrated. Precious was charged for forgetting the trumpet, and Pauline was charged for bringing the hash trumpet for Precious. Shafted claimed to find a foreskin out the front and Lois told a Christmas tale about Her Vaj waiting for Santa to cum, then he got up and left. Pink Bits was struggling to hear what was going on over the kerfuffle. Cinderella was charged for wardrobe malfunction, if you want to show boobs, don’t wear a dress. NBCL was charged for looking for IC, when he was standing next to him and Jan and Pebbles were charged for a conversation when walking along, where he claimed that he’s seen vaj’s that are this big (visual gag). When asked how you f@#k them, he said, well….they stretch. Jan was charged for a long bathroom visit, but we believe it was not a technicolour Jan. Someone asked when does repeated charging become bullying. Maybe 2 tests ago (he’s from England). Jan was then given the penis glass to skull, now maybe it’s bullying, so Precious helped with the down down. At this moment Eagle Rock came on and pants went down down.
Next weeks run will be hosted by GILF from her home at 10 Taylor Court Invermay.
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Sunday, December 14, 2025
RUN 2287 – Doodle Nuts & Carpet Burns – Eureka Pizza – Monday 15th December 2025
This was run 2287, which was not from the Grapes hotel and where Doodle Nuts was late for her own run. Welcomes backs went to Num Num, Bad Hair Day, Squizzy and Deep Heat, but no one wanted to wait for Deep Heat to show up. Lots of special Sniffy runs this week with Half-a-bar on 1400, Bad Hair Day on 1300, Immaculate Conception on 200 and Disco on 100! Some commemorative T-shirts were provided, and some were still being prepared. Disco also received his 100-run tankard to celebrate this occasion. There were also lots of Hashy Birthday’s, with Mountie, Campaspe, Jus Cum, Pus Bucket and Disco.
Mountie’s screw began by recounting how the Catholics put a bin on top of our on back, causing confusion to the small group of only 6 runners, and how our run finished at John Thomas. Mountie then told us that Mrs D and Pink Bits went to see Dr Rowdy, as poor Pink Bits had been feeling sick in the morning and had cravings. He told her she was pregnant, but she said that she hadn’t been with a man. Rowdy said that there was a similar story a long time ago and 3 wise men turned up, so he didn’t want to miss that. Mountie then asked the scientist (me), what happens when you combine human and goat DNA?.... A lifetime ban.
Following the return of Squizzy, we had some of the usual language jokes. In the absence of Deep Heat, Disco took his drink and Bent was charged for pointing his Percy in public. Disco was also charged for being too posh to use his new tankard and IC was charged for being uncomfortable during Mountie’s joke about Pink Bits. Dumb was charged for saying he had the IQ of a genius when he didn’t actually know what the IQ of a genius was. Squizzy was charged for asking why no one was dressed up for the Christmas run and Jus Cum was charged for asking for diamonds on her birthday, when all she got was a pack of cards. We finished up with Half-a-bar charging Spartacus for being able to get his recent round of drinks at Oscars at a cheaper price to what he was charged.
Next weeks run will be our Christmas Run. Come dressed in Christmas attire. The “run” and Hashy Carols will start from the East Point Football Club Rooms and we will be starting early at 6pm.
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Mountie’s screw began by recounting how the Catholics put a bin on top of our on back, causing confusion to the small group of only 6 runners, and how our run finished at John Thomas. Mountie then told us that Mrs D and Pink Bits went to see Dr Rowdy, as poor Pink Bits had been feeling sick in the morning and had cravings. He told her she was pregnant, but she said that she hadn’t been with a man. Rowdy said that there was a similar story a long time ago and 3 wise men turned up, so he didn’t want to miss that. Mountie then asked the scientist (me), what happens when you combine human and goat DNA?.... A lifetime ban.
Following the return of Squizzy, we had some of the usual language jokes. In the absence of Deep Heat, Disco took his drink and Bent was charged for pointing his Percy in public. Disco was also charged for being too posh to use his new tankard and IC was charged for being uncomfortable during Mountie’s joke about Pink Bits. Dumb was charged for saying he had the IQ of a genius when he didn’t actually know what the IQ of a genius was. Squizzy was charged for asking why no one was dressed up for the Christmas run and Jus Cum was charged for asking for diamonds on her birthday, when all she got was a pack of cards. We finished up with Half-a-bar charging Spartacus for being able to get his recent round of drinks at Oscars at a cheaper price to what he was charged.
Next weeks run will be our Christmas Run. Come dressed in Christmas attire. The “run” and Hashy Carols will start from the East Point Football Club Rooms and we will be starting early at 6pm.
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Sunday, December 7, 2025
RUN 2286 – Rowdy – Farmers Arms Hotel, Creswick – Monday 8th December 2025
This week our GM began with a whine about the garbage truck parked out the front that was taking up way too many parking spaces. This was the excuse for the missing crucifix, as it was deemed that it was too far to carry it, because they had to park in another postcode.
Welcomes backs went to Billy, Head Hunter, Dim Wit, No Name and D&C. Cinderella was the one to say that D&C and Nutcracker were not yet in the circle, so she scored the down down. Sniffy runs were awarded to Pink Bits on 181 and Dim Wit on 191. Dumb n dumber spoke up here, so he scored a drink too. We finished this up with Disco on 99 and No Name on 12, which had a square root joke.
Rowdy’s run was screwed by Mountie. There were some bible analogies and mention of Job and Ezekiel, although the pronunciation was questionable. Drs Rowdy and Campaspe were asked about the treatment of Disco for a lung condition. Disco was told that just because something is natural, doesn’t mean that its safe and healthy. An example was that if you sit under a certain plant in the backyard for 5 minutes, you’ll die. What plant is this? A water lily.
In the absence of our Sergeant, Shafted was asked to step up, but he wasn’t feeling it, so nominated Spencer Hocking. Mountie and Pus Bucket were charged because cum in the eye is not a good thing. Nutcracker was charged for showing off her Mitiamo tattoo’s, while showing her chest, she said they’re fake, and the tattoo’s too. Precious was charged for protecting women from the mosh pit at a music festival and Pink Bits was charged for being the only one to get sunburnt, when even the Ranga was OK. Pink Bits was charged again for her 181 run score, with a cricket analogy and something about being two fa. This was followed by Dumb being charged for sitting in the circle. Back to cricket chit chat, the English team were said to be f’ed, not like IC. Dim wit’s joke asked what are 2 words that open all doors?...Push and pull. IC and Pink Bits were both ready with charges, but since IC usually comes first, Pink Bits was given the go ahead. Bent Nose was charged for actually going the right way on the walk. Mountie and Pauline were charged for having bike helmets on, but different colours and Half-a-bar was charged for being an expert on Spencer Hocking, even knowing where he is buried. Again, there was a child nearby in the beer garden, so songs reverted to Nursery Rhymes. Bent Nose was charged for his new haircut resembling a very small mohawk. Billy was charged for his band premier. Mastabait was charged for not being able to walk due to a recent medical procedure and Precious was charged for his album debut on Spotify.
Next Weeks Run was announced to be set by Doodle Nuts. Recent communications show that this will now be co-hosted by Carpet Burns and Doodle Nuts from the Grapes Hotel on Grant St.
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Welcomes backs went to Billy, Head Hunter, Dim Wit, No Name and D&C. Cinderella was the one to say that D&C and Nutcracker were not yet in the circle, so she scored the down down. Sniffy runs were awarded to Pink Bits on 181 and Dim Wit on 191. Dumb n dumber spoke up here, so he scored a drink too. We finished this up with Disco on 99 and No Name on 12, which had a square root joke.
Rowdy’s run was screwed by Mountie. There were some bible analogies and mention of Job and Ezekiel, although the pronunciation was questionable. Drs Rowdy and Campaspe were asked about the treatment of Disco for a lung condition. Disco was told that just because something is natural, doesn’t mean that its safe and healthy. An example was that if you sit under a certain plant in the backyard for 5 minutes, you’ll die. What plant is this? A water lily.
In the absence of our Sergeant, Shafted was asked to step up, but he wasn’t feeling it, so nominated Spencer Hocking. Mountie and Pus Bucket were charged because cum in the eye is not a good thing. Nutcracker was charged for showing off her Mitiamo tattoo’s, while showing her chest, she said they’re fake, and the tattoo’s too. Precious was charged for protecting women from the mosh pit at a music festival and Pink Bits was charged for being the only one to get sunburnt, when even the Ranga was OK. Pink Bits was charged again for her 181 run score, with a cricket analogy and something about being two fa. This was followed by Dumb being charged for sitting in the circle. Back to cricket chit chat, the English team were said to be f’ed, not like IC. Dim wit’s joke asked what are 2 words that open all doors?...Push and pull. IC and Pink Bits were both ready with charges, but since IC usually comes first, Pink Bits was given the go ahead. Bent Nose was charged for actually going the right way on the walk. Mountie and Pauline were charged for having bike helmets on, but different colours and Half-a-bar was charged for being an expert on Spencer Hocking, even knowing where he is buried. Again, there was a child nearby in the beer garden, so songs reverted to Nursery Rhymes. Bent Nose was charged for his new haircut resembling a very small mohawk. Billy was charged for his band premier. Mastabait was charged for not being able to walk due to a recent medical procedure and Precious was charged for his album debut on Spotify.
Next Weeks Run was announced to be set by Doodle Nuts. Recent communications show that this will now be co-hosted by Carpet Burns and Doodle Nuts from the Grapes Hotel on Grant St.
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