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RUN 2037 – HARE: NORMAL – GRAPES HOTEL

Thirty Hashers signed the book, but I think there were about 35 who assembled at the Grapes Hotel for Normal’s run.

15 hashers took off on what I measured to be a 5.8km run with Normal, I believe this was his first run for a while as he is usually in the walking subgroup. We then congregated at a very well stocked drink stop with a variety of beers, girly drinks, lollies, chips and snow balls near the corner of Grant and Anderson St E. We then returned to the nearby Grapes Hotel for down downs and dinner.

Welcomes Back included: BP, Fang, Bent Nose, Narelle, Head Hunter, Quick Dick and Penny Farthing. Get a life

Mountie then stepped up to shag the run and gave the following scores, Venue 11, Terrain 11, Marking 20, Drink Stop 11, Groovy Factor 11, giving a total of 64 out of 100. Shitty Trail

Sniffycunt runs this week included: Head Hunter on 162, Quick Dick on 161, Gilf for 350 for her last run and Juz Cum for missing some sniffy runs.

Charges from before the run were given to D&C who refused to line up at the bar because she is the GM. No No No Head Hunter was also charged for being spotted by Fascitator doing a blow job (using a leaf blower). She’s a Harriette. The 2 GM’s were then charged for giving Donuts 2 sets of glasses and the Hawthorn supporters were charged for giving hope to the Nth Melbourne supporters. It’s a grand old flag . Dr Death was then charged for Redan getting thrashed this week and Juz Cum received a charge for her jacket. His One Skin

Shafted was then charged for becoming a Grandfather, allowing the Foster name to live on while Mastabait was charged for his 5th granddaughter. Give us a A

We then moved on to charges from the run where Half-a-bar was charged for his stories at the bar. Dumb for his 1250 run and Gilf for her 351 run. Head Hunter was also charged for thinking Precious was wearing real glasses. No No No

Dinner was ready so we then moved on to announce Next Week’s Run - Monday 24th May 2021

Hare: Teflon from the Queens Head Hotel, Humffray St North, Ballarat East. God Save the Queen

There was also an announcement for anyone who had lost a hash cap with no name on it as one has been found.

Quote of the week: after receiving my meal the waitress announced that she had JUST COME – resulting in smiles and sniggers from Bent, Rowdy and Precious.

 

Sharon Olsen

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RUN 2036 – HARE: SPARTACUS – PARK HOTEL

Twenty-five Hashers signed the book and assembled at the Park Hotel for Spartacus’s run. Fortunately, the electricity had returned after a power outage that threatened to cause chaos to our dinner plans and was possibly caused by the heavy rain that may have kept some of the less dedicated hashers away. 10 hashers took off on the run towards the lake. I’m not sure how many walkers there were. I don’t believe that any trail was spotted, I certainly didn’t see any, but we will go with the theory that it was washed away by the rain. Campaspe missed the start of the run while ordering dinner, but caught up with the group near the sound shell where Rowdy led the group to sing the hash version of  Oh Come All Ye Faithful . We then congregated at Boot Laces place in Lake Gardens for the drink stop and then returned to the Park Hotel for down downs and dinner.

Welcomes Back included: Bar Licker, Mastabait, SS, Dr Death, Fuck wit Phil and Bad Hair Day (even though he was at hash last week???).  Get a life 

The GM was then charged for missing Bitch Face in the welcomes back and Bitch Face got her welcomes back charge.  No No No  The RA (Mrs D) was then thanked and charged for stopping the rain.  Who stopped the rain 

Mountie then stepped up to shag the run and gave the following scores, Venue 15, Terrain 5, Marking 0, Drink Stop 0 (Because Boot Lace wasn’t there), Groovy Factor 5, giving a total of 25 out of 100.  Shitty Trail 

Dr Death was charged for telling Normal to come to watch a close game of footy where East Point ended up beating Redan by 159 points. And Fuck Wit Phil was charged for not coming to hash for ages.  His One Skin 

Bitch Face was charged for needing bigger text to read, Plucka was charged for the Gov Hub and all non-mothers were charged.  She’s a Harriette.  This was followed by a charge for all the mothers following on from yesterdays Mother’s Day.  Mrs Murphy 

We then moved on to charges from the run where Mrs D was charged for new runners. Mrs D then did a shoey down down. Half-a-bar was then charged for the lack of gold discovered on this property.  No No No 

Sniffycunt runs this week included: Bad Hair Day 1122, D&C 234, Gilf for 350 last week, Bitch Face 88, Fuck Wit Phil 13 and Plucka 308  Bitch is back 

Dinner was ready so we then moved on to announce Next Week’s Run - Monday 17th May 2021.

Hare: Normal from the Grapes Hotel, Cnr Grant and Humffray St, Golden Point.

 

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RUN 2035 – HARE: NUM NUM – CUTHBERTS ROAD & ARCH FISH SHOP

Twenty six Hashers signed the book and assembled at Num and Dum’s shed for Num Num’s run that was actually set by Dumb n Dumber. Soon after starting the run the drizzle started and became gradually heavier as the night went on. Fortunately, we finished the 5km run around the streets of Alfredton and were safely back in the shed before the heavy rain hit.

Welcomes Back included: Teflon and Dim Wit.  Get a life.

There was confusion again as to who was responsible for reading the sniffycunt run with Juz Cum thinking this should be Spencer Hocking. Sniffy runs included: Shafted 696, Precious 167, Mrs D 667 (500 difference from Precious), Bent Nose for claiming Precious’s run wasn’t significant, and Spencer Hocking 1259.  Get a Life.

Mountie was then called upon to screw the run. She presented her new scoreboard and gave the following scores, Venue 5, Terrain 5, Marking 5, Drink Stop 10, Groovy Factor 10, giving a total of 35 out of 50.  Shitty Trail.

Dr Rowdy was then charged and because when 1 Dr drinks, all Dr’s Drink, Dr Campaspe was also charged. Penny Farthing and BP were also charged for not singing.  Mrs Murphy.

Shafted then charged Dr Death for leaving his phone in a taxi and which led to charges for Rowdy (He’s also a Dr), Spencer Hocking and again Campaspe (When 1 Dr drinks, all Dr’s Drink).  Bad, Bad, Bad.

Charges from before the run included: Donuts who was charged for his vehicular altercation on the way to Hash and Campaspe for missing out on being charged last week for being in the newspaper (again). Juz Cum was charged for trying to call the wrong Janine and Dum who was away collecting our dinner, so Num Num, you’ll do, was charged for providing a rental car that wouldn’t lock, then wouldn’t open and required breaking the window to get in.  Your One Skin.

Dim wit was then charged for a lack of hash gear (even though he had just removed his wet hash shirt) and Precious charged Spartacus for providing a double tagged shirt.  20 Toes. Nutsy then charged Rowdy, Spencer Hocking and Donuts for failing to wear their groovy glasses.  Hymn. Then NBCL was also charged for arriving late and not wearing hash gear.  She’s a Harriette.

Moving on to charges from the run. These included: Num Num for not setting her own run, Dumb n Dumber for the variety of HHC, HCH, CHH and for tagging his own fence.  Build a Bonfire. Nutsy was then charged for her Birthday and was presented with a candle in a cupcake  Hashy Birthday. NBCL was charged for something about Nutsy’s Birthday and Precious was charged for stupid hair.

We then heard about Dim Wit, Shafted and Fascinater, who went to Axedale to split wood for Exit. Dim Wit then took the floor for his joke and reported that Num Num was to be known as the Route Master and the joke was “What sort of dog doesn’t bark – a Hush Puppy”.  Hears to …

Mountie was then charged for her spice girl reunioun dress and it was suggested that she should now be known as “Old Spice” Dumb and Dumber then got charged for asking about the wood chopping, when this had just been discussed and Mountie name was also suggested to be “Autumn Spice”  Stop right now. Following this theme, Rowdy was charged for knowing the words to the Spice Girls song and Mountie was again charged for being a republican and wearing the queen’s nightie.  God Save the Queen.

Next Week’s Run - Monday 10th May 2021:

Num Num, then made further demands for names for future runs before announcing that no one had put their name down for next week’s run and she asked for volunteers. Spartacus put his hand up for next week’s run but has not yet provided any details. TBA