17 - 12 - '18    Run 1910    Miner's Tavern

The Santas & Elves gathered for the Christmas Run, bought 
grog & ordered Dinner. PEBBLES said his welcomes, 
reminding us of the songsheet "Hash Year of the CAR-ols"
He bought PUSBUCKET a drink for his sniffycunt birthday
ending in '0', & the 1st CAR-ol 'Silent Night' "SNAG has come 
& MOUNTIE might".
(Hashy Birthday fuck you .... ) & BITCHFACE was there too.
Down along Lydiard we went, thru' the Lane Cafe' & round to 
the 1st stop - Santa & the Reindeers opposite Top Eureka.
FANG had left the price tag on his Santa gear, hoping to 
return it next day - so too TRENCH, I think.
BHD was rudely shagged behind a bush by Santa, aka
'ratemyagent' FASCINATOR.
Page 2, No 2 Shafted the Hashman ...... sing it ..... da da da,
dut dut, da da da da daaah.
On Down to Skin Ski for some BOOTLACE cheer. MOUNTIE
& PLUCKA were 1st to drink, & then the 'Good King' CAR-ol,
"HALF A BAR was cruel, rammed it with his tool". PAULINE
followed with a solo version of his 'Wanna be a Ranger".
Next the 'Hark the Herald' CAR-ol for HALF A BAR, "Fark,
the herald angels sing ..... Christ that little prick's a pain".
HALF A BAR's 3rd,  'Deck the Halls', "Fuck the sheep, it
makes me jolly, all my girlfriends get called Dolly".
PRECIOUS had Girlfriend Peggy there, with a hole in her
stocking - of course, that's a stairway to heaven.
(Give us an A) to ROWDY, PRECIOUS & Peggy.
ROWDY (the randy Doctor) stayed out there - for Cathy it's
a little finger, for SILIC it's a clenched fist !! Of course, 
SILIC's 'only' exercise is 'didly squat', & with such a 
veranda on the toolshed, how did the deck below get wet?
If you crossed Santa (FASCINATOR) with PLUCKA, you'd 
have a Cwistmas Quacker. Out for a drink all of 'youse', 
to the CAR-ol "We 3 Kings of big bellies are, SILIC, PIMP &
MR FOSTER".
(Give us an A) for BOOTLACES' continued generosity on
the Christmas Run.
On on up the hill to Irish Murphy's - enter Leo, the Santa 
lookalike, minus the red suit & a Give us an A, then the 
'Joy to the World' CAR-ol for D&C, "let every single prick at 
Hash, know that our Max has pruned her patch".
NUTCRACKER's 'White Christmas' CAR-ol was up next,
"with every touch she will ignite, & may all her 
NUTCRACKing excite", followed by the girls in duo with
the 'God Rest Ye' CAR-ol "Maxi beds with NUTCRACKER,
& they have no need for lubricant - Oh slidings of comfort
& joy". 
PEBBLES had a welcome for Peggy, & welcome back for 
TRENCH. PLUCKA was there, just out of her sick bed,
suffering 'shagger's back', & BIG DOG was a late arrival.
The 'Rudolph' CAR-ol, "BIG DOG with your nose so bright,
I'll sit on your nose tonight".        (Give us an A).
SHAFTED reeled off the runs of sniffycunts - MRS D 565,
NUMMY 545, DONUTS 717, SILIC 909, BITCHFACE 40, 
MOUNTIE 1188, PRECIOUS 131, Peggy 1, & BHD 1020.
STUBBY said 'no way' & charged SHAFFY for the words 
in his 'Frosty the Snowman' CAR-ol, "he'd like to get his 
hands, then his lips on a Stubby".
FANG had NUTCRACKER, MOUNTIE & TRENCH out the 
front, saying that he could have 1 / 6 foot woman, or 2 / 3
foot women & screw them together.
PEBBLES had BIG DOG out, & as all 'bigs' drink together,
you too SILIC.
The SS 'Silver Bells' CAR-ol was next, "As Mothers rush 
home with wet knickers, Silver Balls, it's great when they 
bang on your clitty", but DUMBER had SILIC out, because
his one & only ball just clangs !!
Then, SILIC's 'Rudolph' CAR-ol "SILIC the (one time) rotund 
runner, had a very shiny head", & you too PIMP - all 
Dalziels drink together.
New shoes, or in LOIS LANE's case, drink out of the new 
hat, to the 'Away in a Manger' CAR-ol, "Her little tongue 
teases, then slurps up the spray".
On on to the Regent, & a 'Jingle Bell Rock' CAR-ol for 
PEBBLES, "It's a swell time, to go sliding on his one horse
sleigh", & then the 'Holly & the Ivy', "AMP billed dead men,
& PEBBLES took his commission, as he billed 'em by the
hour".
PEBBLES then charged SHAFFY for the toothbrush he'd
picked up on the road.
The DONUTS 'Oh Come all Ye' CAR-ol,  "Oh, come on me 
DONUTS, oh, come ye on my face again".
PEBBLES gave NUTCRACKER a drink for enjoying the 
CAR-ols so much, & ROWDY to BEERFUCK for his gold 
lame' suit - & gold everywhere.
THE BILL was up next, (seeing as they had to keep him 
away from Peggy), with the 'Oh Christmas Tree' CAR-ol,
"Oh BILLY GOAT, how shapely is your baton?", then Peggy
& EXIT (Sue) out together - 'Oh, Peggy Sue".
Last CAR-ol at the Regent, for Karol, the 'Oh Holy Night',
"Oh PLUCKA Duck, the sweet spot found, a new & glorious
dawn".
On on to the Miner's, & a 'Little Dumber Boy' CAR-ol, "I have
a small soft tool, I'm DUMB(er) & DUMB", followed by the 
'12 Days' CAR-ol, 5 floppy FOPs, 4 fine FANGs, 
3 PLUCK(A)ed ducks, 2 BIG DOGs, & a BITCHFACE to drink
with MOUNTIE.
The 'War is Over' CAR-ol for CHRIS CROS, "He once was the 
GM, that year's gladly gone".
Next, the HEAVY Hymn 'Swing Low', & PIMP had a drink, as
he had no idea of the movements.
TEFLON, the 'Oh Christmas Tree' CAR-ol - "Oh, Granny that
I'd like to fuck, that perfect shape of arse sublime ...", & out
you come, all you Granny Fuckers.

That's it - can't decipher the hand writing anymore!!

Next week's run - 1911 - Christmas Eve Committee Run
from Lakeview Pub.