17 - 9 - '18 Run 1897 Smythesdale
HER VAG's Run from the Smythes Gardens. The Scribe's
6:05pm pick-up eventuated by 6:30, & late enough at the
Gardens to miss the Athletes. The 7 or so bar flys stoked the
nicely prepared fire, kicked a few stones by the fireplace, had
a beer & generally 'solved' the AFL & Horse Racing stuff. The
stroll to the 'Furphy & mulled mixer' Drink-stop in the shelter
50M away didn't even raise a pant.
At the circle, PEBBLES welcomed back the "Best Screw"-
MOUNTIE, who reckoned BITCHFACE was no hard act to
follow - she hadn't even presented the leader board. The run
was beautifully set, & 'busy' amongst Smythesdale's heavy
traffic, the downside being MOUNTIE having to follow DIMWIT.
Then the limerick about "suck on his dick & only too happy to
let her".
(Shitty Trail ............. ).
Welcomes back were for LOIS LANE, MOUNTIE, PUSBUCKET,
FOP, BENTNOSE, DR DEATH & FANG.
(You're ugly .............).
Sergeant SHAFTED was still wearing the 'teeth' from the lolly
jar, & charged SILIC for eating all the others, then DIMWIT
came out for a drink 'because he could'.
(They're the meanest ...........).
Drinks for sniffycunt runs were - PLUCKA 199, HER VAG 108
(one, zero, & fat lady), REAR ENTRY 614 (really?), SILIC 900
(SHAFFY says that Roman Numerals 'CM' for SILIC means
'Cunt of a Man') & BHD 1008. SILIC stayed out for another
drink, since "he'll be a sick boy if he keeps eating so much",
& then the presentation of the Fat Yellow Squeaky Pig.
NUM NUM was in the SILIC Hash Shirt, & charged him for
there being no small sizes, so there began the autographing
of said shirt on boobs & all.
(Get a life, life .............).
SHAFTED charged HEAD HUNTER & QUICKDICK for being
in their matching red jackets, & said that HEAD HUNTER
would look better out of hers.
(There's a game called 20 toes ..........).
PUSBUCKET charged Pies' Supporters, BITCHFACE, ROWDY
& PEBBLES for the Collingwood dental DNA, no library &
that banned substance - 'toothpaste'.
( A soldier, a cunt, a country .............).
NUMMY charged Hare HER VAG for wanting all the men to
bring wood - but didn't see any woodies, then PEBBLES to
HER VAG, that they're all going home without a woodie.
The Sergeant charged SS for dropping his Melbourne Ladies
Card.
(You're stupid .......... ).
LOIS LANE charged SILIC for when NUMMY asked him at the
start " would you like us to wait?", he said, "I'm not cumming
tonight".
DIMWIT's zinger - a question to ROWDY - "the difference
between Swine Flu & Bird Flu?" - treatment or tweetment, so
when 1 Dr drinks, you too QUICKDICK & DR DEATH.
PEBBLES had a drink from LOIS for the 'deaf gyno' having to
lip read, & a rebound to LOIS from SHAFTED - all blind people
need to lip read, then MOUNTIE to SHAFTED asking if he'd
'shoe'd horses', but he hadn't, he'd only fucked a donkey.
(No no, bad bad ............... ).
LOIS charged MOUNTIE for the crutchless knickers, then
BENT was out for the cluster of acacia flowers.
(His one skin hangs ..........).
SHAFFY charged SS, FANG, GLIDER & DONUTS for the down
downs too long, then SS to DUMBER & DR DEATH for 'The
Grand Old Flag'.
(What a wank ........... ).
Thanks to VAG for the 4 tasty curries & rice, enjoyed by all,
(& scraped out by SILIC), before the tray of sweets made it to
the table - not forgetting the lovely fire!!
Next week's run - 1898 - Hare GLIDER from the Library
Undercover Carpark, Armstrong St. On after Top Eureka.
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
Wednesday, September 12, 2018
10 - 9 - '18 Run 1896 North Bowls
"Extra Virgin Hare" PIMP had the Hash 24 in attendance.
PEBBLES welcomed new runner Murray, & he was here
because "he knew Susie like he knew Susie ...", but "he
didn't know BITCHFACE like we know BITCHFACE"... Oh ....
PIMP told us that setting the run, SILIC helped out, but
drove round in the car (well, he can't run or walk, can he?),
& PIMP had No1 daughter on as apprentice.
13 Super Athletes headed out & around Soldiers Hill, & a
fair part of Black Hill, looking at trail arrows that could be
seen from Space!! We eventually came across the Carlton
Dry Drink-stop (marked out after most had passed by) at the
SILIC Killeen address. We all ooh-ahh'd at the progress of
the face-lift nearly completed, just as partner Louise
entered via the adjoining gate, (with the 2 Four-leggeds,
Daisy & Rosie), just to borrow a cup of sugar. A bit of
passive thought floated in after a while, "where's ROWDY
& SOS?
Back at the Circle, PEBBLES welcomed Murray, a welcome
back to SOS & praised PIMP for a good 1st run, albeit with
SILIC's help.
(This is your down down song ...... ).
2nd best Screw BITCHFACE thought the run started well,
but felt like a pimp herself, sometimes standing at street
corners. She reckoned PIMP had overwritten part of last
week's run, & then marked the Drink-stop much too late.
The limerick from afar ..... "Out of Alison by SILIC, but alas,
he's a fuckin' pillick".
(Shitty Trail .......... ).
Sergeant SHAFTED brought out the sniffycunt runs -
SILIC 899, DONUTS 707 (SHAFFY thought LOL, but was
reading the book upside down), SOS 311, HEAD HUNTER
(will you still need me when I'm) 64 & Murray 1.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
DUMBER was charged for "why does everyone ring ME?"-
(MOUNTIE phoned him at 1:43am) ........ because you
answer straight away!!
DIMWIT's zinger came with a charge for SPENCER
HOCKING because he'd heard from a reliable source
(not a reliable sauce), that SPENCE liked Chinese Food ....
here it is ....... the "2 little popping eyes" gag ................
Peking Duck!! (boom boom).
NUMMY had a charge for SPARTACUS, & brought out an
original Ballarat H3 250 Run singlet. The Hare for run 250
was SS, & the run was from the Mineral Springs pub. She
paraded with the singlet on (upside down), & the crutch
shots abounded!! TEFLON then charged ROWDY for the
Magpies' win in the Rugby.
(There's a game called 20 toes .......... ).
FASCINATOR charged SPARTACUS for being the ultimate
traveller - never been north of South Australia, MRS
DICKHEAD to BITCHFACE for comments about the dirty
singlet, & PEBBLES charged BITCHFACE, saying
namesake (Toby) Green should've been rubbed out for
a week.
ROWDY had overheard PIMP & Leah at a romantic dinner,
when Leah said "am I the only 1?" to PIMP's reply, "Yes,
but I've had a couple of great 6's & an 8 !!"
(A soldier, a cunt, a country ........ ).
SPARTACUS was out there again, this time for the
backwards spelling of his name ..... "sucatraps", & then
FASCINATOR for asking "where do we start?" - at the
start you fuckin' idiot!!
PEBBLES charged PIMP for having the daughter set part
of the run in the 'dangerous' bushland, (well SILIC couldn't
get out of the car!!), & then MRS D to PLUCKA for saying
that she only needs to run down hills.
SHAFTED charged PIMP for the amount of flour in the
markers, almost sending him arse up.
(They're the meanest ................ ).
FASCINATOR had charges for PIMP (& SILIC) - why would
he take instructions from an old man who hadn't had a run
in 800, hasn't been to the hamburger cart in 30 minutes, &
then set a run that looked like it was gonna' finish in Ballan,
not to mention marking the Drink-stop after most had
passed it.
FASCINATOR was "Stand-in HALF A BAR" for the night,
saying the fuck word 27 times in one charge.
(You're stupid ......... ).
SHAFTED charged FASCINATOR for standing & stroking
Murray - "we've got a cat called Murray" he said. Murray's
Birthday is on Christmas, so it's obviously 'Murray
Christmas'.
(Give us an A .................).
PEBBLES had NUMMY out for calling her son Murray, just
because he was conceived by the river, then SILIC to
THE BILL for not getting to the Killeen Drink-stop.
Last charges for PIMP & DUMBER for getting off on
horse porn.
(Finnish drinking song ........ NO !!).
A great & very tasty roast was bill of fare, duly prepared by
the Extra Virgin Hare, Horse Flesh Trader & ex Chef PIMP.
Reminder from the GM about the Oct 22nd BlackTie &
Jan 1st '19 bus to Burrumbeet Races.
Next week's run - 1897 - Hare HER VAG from
Smythesdale Gardens.
"Extra Virgin Hare" PIMP had the Hash 24 in attendance.
PEBBLES welcomed new runner Murray, & he was here
because "he knew Susie like he knew Susie ...", but "he
didn't know BITCHFACE like we know BITCHFACE"... Oh ....
PIMP told us that setting the run, SILIC helped out, but
drove round in the car (well, he can't run or walk, can he?),
& PIMP had No1 daughter on as apprentice.
13 Super Athletes headed out & around Soldiers Hill, & a
fair part of Black Hill, looking at trail arrows that could be
seen from Space!! We eventually came across the Carlton
Dry Drink-stop (marked out after most had passed by) at the
SILIC Killeen address. We all ooh-ahh'd at the progress of
the face-lift nearly completed, just as partner Louise
entered via the adjoining gate, (with the 2 Four-leggeds,
Daisy & Rosie), just to borrow a cup of sugar. A bit of
passive thought floated in after a while, "where's ROWDY
& SOS?
Back at the Circle, PEBBLES welcomed Murray, a welcome
back to SOS & praised PIMP for a good 1st run, albeit with
SILIC's help.
(This is your down down song ...... ).
2nd best Screw BITCHFACE thought the run started well,
but felt like a pimp herself, sometimes standing at street
corners. She reckoned PIMP had overwritten part of last
week's run, & then marked the Drink-stop much too late.
The limerick from afar ..... "Out of Alison by SILIC, but alas,
he's a fuckin' pillick".
(Shitty Trail .......... ).
Sergeant SHAFTED brought out the sniffycunt runs -
SILIC 899, DONUTS 707 (SHAFFY thought LOL, but was
reading the book upside down), SOS 311, HEAD HUNTER
(will you still need me when I'm) 64 & Murray 1.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
DUMBER was charged for "why does everyone ring ME?"-
(MOUNTIE phoned him at 1:43am) ........ because you
answer straight away!!
DIMWIT's zinger came with a charge for SPENCER
HOCKING because he'd heard from a reliable source
(not a reliable sauce), that SPENCE liked Chinese Food ....
here it is ....... the "2 little popping eyes" gag ................
Peking Duck!! (boom boom).
NUMMY had a charge for SPARTACUS, & brought out an
original Ballarat H3 250 Run singlet. The Hare for run 250
was SS, & the run was from the Mineral Springs pub. She
paraded with the singlet on (upside down), & the crutch
shots abounded!! TEFLON then charged ROWDY for the
Magpies' win in the Rugby.
(There's a game called 20 toes .......... ).
FASCINATOR charged SPARTACUS for being the ultimate
traveller - never been north of South Australia, MRS
DICKHEAD to BITCHFACE for comments about the dirty
singlet, & PEBBLES charged BITCHFACE, saying
namesake (Toby) Green should've been rubbed out for
a week.
ROWDY had overheard PIMP & Leah at a romantic dinner,
when Leah said "am I the only 1?" to PIMP's reply, "Yes,
but I've had a couple of great 6's & an 8 !!"
(A soldier, a cunt, a country ........ ).
SPARTACUS was out there again, this time for the
backwards spelling of his name ..... "sucatraps", & then
FASCINATOR for asking "where do we start?" - at the
start you fuckin' idiot!!
PEBBLES charged PIMP for having the daughter set part
of the run in the 'dangerous' bushland, (well SILIC couldn't
get out of the car!!), & then MRS D to PLUCKA for saying
that she only needs to run down hills.
SHAFTED charged PIMP for the amount of flour in the
markers, almost sending him arse up.
(They're the meanest ................ ).
FASCINATOR had charges for PIMP (& SILIC) - why would
he take instructions from an old man who hadn't had a run
in 800, hasn't been to the hamburger cart in 30 minutes, &
then set a run that looked like it was gonna' finish in Ballan,
not to mention marking the Drink-stop after most had
passed it.
FASCINATOR was "Stand-in HALF A BAR" for the night,
saying the fuck word 27 times in one charge.
(You're stupid ......... ).
SHAFTED charged FASCINATOR for standing & stroking
Murray - "we've got a cat called Murray" he said. Murray's
Birthday is on Christmas, so it's obviously 'Murray
Christmas'.
(Give us an A .................).
PEBBLES had NUMMY out for calling her son Murray, just
because he was conceived by the river, then SILIC to
THE BILL for not getting to the Killeen Drink-stop.
Last charges for PIMP & DUMBER for getting off on
horse porn.
(Finnish drinking song ........ NO !!).
A great & very tasty roast was bill of fare, duly prepared by
the Extra Virgin Hare, Horse Flesh Trader & ex Chef PIMP.
Reminder from the GM about the Oct 22nd BlackTie &
Jan 1st '19 bus to Burrumbeet Races.
Next week's run - 1897 - Hare HER VAG from
Smythesdale Gardens.
Tuesday, September 4, 2018
3 - 9 - '18 Run 1895 East/Point
Could it be the "SS trot" remembering the CAPTAIN BRYCE
Cantor of years ago? Whatever the name, the Hash 28
assembled for SS's run from the East/Point Clubrooms.
We were advised to BYO Grog, but emergency barman
SPARTCUS stepped up, offering the beer sales.
SS told us about the run - about 5.5k, marked mainly left,
some right, with the odd shicky, & don't short cut. Follow
trail to the Drink-stop.
14 Super Athletes headed toward Peel St., only to find one
ROWDY still inside the grounds, devoid of a gate (not gait !!),
& his reply - "I'm defenceless." We continued into the
fabulous East via some of the Black Hills, & up thru' Soldier's
Hill, then back to the welcome Crownie / Cruiser Drink-stop at
the Bowling Club carpark.
At the Circle, the ultraviolet lights highlighted the usually
unseen bits - (photos F/Book H3 page).
GM PEBBLES called on the "2nd best screw in Hash",
BITCHFACE. She said "it's now officially Spring, so there
should've been some change, but not so". Wayward
athlete ROWDY was 1st mentioned, then PLUCKA, for nearly
getting kidnapped. BITCHFACE said that the markers were
HH, HC, & C, but no F's. There was DFFSS tho' on the car's
number plate - was that 'Frederick or Fucking' Faulkner??
The Drive Mag was presented, then the limerick about the
"Geriatric Poof that keeps himself neat ........"
(Shitty Trail ............. ).
Sergeant SHAFTED mentioned SS's Dad having Dealerships
all over the place, including the one opposite Crawfords.
Then the story about the pig being hit while crossing the
road, eventually smashing a windscreen, so out you come
THE BILL.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
As it's the car theme, SS stayed out for being pulled up at
4am one morning, with A40 hearing all on the Cops Scanner.
Sniffycunt Runs were for NUTCRACKER (drinking for her
age .... again), & SILIC 898, that drew the usual 'digital sum'
comment from SPENCER HOCKING, but he failed to follow
thru', & had to slink off toward the waiting pizzas, without
further ado.
(There's a game called 20 toes ............ ).
ROWDY charged D&C for her recent run with Noosa Hash,
& SPARTACUS had a drink to celebrate the Daughter's win
in her Grand Final.
FASCINATOR washed HER FANNY's car (not her fanny!!),
but left the dog shit inside the car.
(You're stupid ............. ).
FASCINATOR charged PLUCKA for tapping him on the arse
during the run - he'd complained that the 'Me Too' Brigade
were making him feel left out.
SHAFFY gave PLUCKA a drink for her choice of pizza, then
MRS DICKHEAD to HEAD HUNTER with her crook back, &
not being able to bend forward.
(Give us an A ............. ).
DUMBER & BHD had a drink for the ultraviolets showing up
the neon socks thru' the holes in the shoes.
John Cotter had a drink for scoffing his dinner in 5 minutes
at the Robin Hood, just to get back to the Hash Night.
DIMWIT had duo-zingers - 'Name of the lady who burnt the
invoice?' - Burn a Debt, & 'Name of the lady in the middle of
the Tennis Court?' - An-net.
HALF A fuckin' BAR had a fuckin' charge for fuckin' DIMWIT
for something about "reading a fuckin' joke in the Sun", then
DUMBER gave SPENCE "the maths equations on Essendon's
performance" charge.
(Hymn ......... fuck hymn ........... ).
DUMBER charged ROWDY for wearing the footy jumper - he
said "you normally give away wearing it when you grow up".
SHAFTED & REAR ENTRY had a drink together for being
prospective virgin Grandparents, & then SHAFTED to
BAR LICKER for her great welcome on Sunday, for the young
French Maid.
(Oh, the wiggle of her arse .............. ).
SHAFFY then charged TEFLON for the lack of horn blowing,
& BAD HEAD JOB for giving no lessons on same - (of course,
you only have to 'fart with your mouth').
PEBBLES & BHD where there for the ultraviolets shining a
treat on the domes, then SHAFFY's hat was removed to
increase the glare.
Pizzas arrived during the down downs, & while most were the
same type, a couple were 'over jalapenoed' (at least for the
scribe - 2am pain!!). SILIC made sure that there were bugger
all left-overs.
Next week's run - 1896 - Virgin Hare PIMP
from North Bowling Club.
Could it be the "SS trot" remembering the CAPTAIN BRYCE
Cantor of years ago? Whatever the name, the Hash 28
assembled for SS's run from the East/Point Clubrooms.
We were advised to BYO Grog, but emergency barman
SPARTCUS stepped up, offering the beer sales.
SS told us about the run - about 5.5k, marked mainly left,
some right, with the odd shicky, & don't short cut. Follow
trail to the Drink-stop.
14 Super Athletes headed toward Peel St., only to find one
ROWDY still inside the grounds, devoid of a gate (not gait !!),
& his reply - "I'm defenceless." We continued into the
fabulous East via some of the Black Hills, & up thru' Soldier's
Hill, then back to the welcome Crownie / Cruiser Drink-stop at
the Bowling Club carpark.
At the Circle, the ultraviolet lights highlighted the usually
unseen bits - (photos F/Book H3 page).
GM PEBBLES called on the "2nd best screw in Hash",
BITCHFACE. She said "it's now officially Spring, so there
should've been some change, but not so". Wayward
athlete ROWDY was 1st mentioned, then PLUCKA, for nearly
getting kidnapped. BITCHFACE said that the markers were
HH, HC, & C, but no F's. There was DFFSS tho' on the car's
number plate - was that 'Frederick or Fucking' Faulkner??
The Drive Mag was presented, then the limerick about the
"Geriatric Poof that keeps himself neat ........"
(Shitty Trail ............. ).
Sergeant SHAFTED mentioned SS's Dad having Dealerships
all over the place, including the one opposite Crawfords.
Then the story about the pig being hit while crossing the
road, eventually smashing a windscreen, so out you come
THE BILL.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
As it's the car theme, SS stayed out for being pulled up at
4am one morning, with A40 hearing all on the Cops Scanner.
Sniffycunt Runs were for NUTCRACKER (drinking for her
age .... again), & SILIC 898, that drew the usual 'digital sum'
comment from SPENCER HOCKING, but he failed to follow
thru', & had to slink off toward the waiting pizzas, without
further ado.
(There's a game called 20 toes ............ ).
ROWDY charged D&C for her recent run with Noosa Hash,
& SPARTACUS had a drink to celebrate the Daughter's win
in her Grand Final.
FASCINATOR washed HER FANNY's car (not her fanny!!),
but left the dog shit inside the car.
(You're stupid ............. ).
FASCINATOR charged PLUCKA for tapping him on the arse
during the run - he'd complained that the 'Me Too' Brigade
were making him feel left out.
SHAFFY gave PLUCKA a drink for her choice of pizza, then
MRS DICKHEAD to HEAD HUNTER with her crook back, &
not being able to bend forward.
(Give us an A ............. ).
DUMBER & BHD had a drink for the ultraviolets showing up
the neon socks thru' the holes in the shoes.
John Cotter had a drink for scoffing his dinner in 5 minutes
at the Robin Hood, just to get back to the Hash Night.
DIMWIT had duo-zingers - 'Name of the lady who burnt the
invoice?' - Burn a Debt, & 'Name of the lady in the middle of
the Tennis Court?' - An-net.
HALF A fuckin' BAR had a fuckin' charge for fuckin' DIMWIT
for something about "reading a fuckin' joke in the Sun", then
DUMBER gave SPENCE "the maths equations on Essendon's
performance" charge.
(Hymn ......... fuck hymn ........... ).
DUMBER charged ROWDY for wearing the footy jumper - he
said "you normally give away wearing it when you grow up".
SHAFTED & REAR ENTRY had a drink together for being
prospective virgin Grandparents, & then SHAFTED to
BAR LICKER for her great welcome on Sunday, for the young
French Maid.
(Oh, the wiggle of her arse .............. ).
SHAFFY then charged TEFLON for the lack of horn blowing,
& BAD HEAD JOB for giving no lessons on same - (of course,
you only have to 'fart with your mouth').
PEBBLES & BHD where there for the ultraviolets shining a
treat on the domes, then SHAFFY's hat was removed to
increase the glare.
Pizzas arrived during the down downs, & while most were the
same type, a couple were 'over jalapenoed' (at least for the
scribe - 2am pain!!). SILIC made sure that there were bugger
all left-overs.
Next week's run - 1896 - Virgin Hare PIMP
from North Bowling Club.
Monday, August 27, 2018
27 - 8 - '18 Run 1894 Athletic Club
Virgin Hare DIMWIT's run from the Athletic (who said,
"Cat's Piss Central?") with the Hash 30+. The GM eventually
called us about, & decided to keep the welcomes back
for the Circle.
DIMWIT told us about the run - undulating, scenic, short &
with a Drink-stop.
On on was west up Mair St, & over the stairs inside the
Station. Clearly no co-ordination with the train timetable - a
huge hold-up at the gates, waiting for the train. The School
Master Hare kept the 14 Super Athletes in check the whole
time, calling trail & on backs. Walkers & runners met up at
the Bakery Hill Flag, where SS led the chant. The welcome
Corona Drink-stop was out back of the Pub. The 3 bar flys
stayed at their own drink-stop a while, & were just in time
for the Circle, in the brew room of the Athletic - minus vats.
GM PEBBLES had a welcome for the newly engaged
PINK BITCH (FLUID's man) & as one bitch drinks .... you too
BITCHFACE.
(Stop yer fuckin' bitchin' ......... ).
Welcomes back were for GILF, EXIT, FLUID MOVEMENT,
NUMMY, HEAD HUNTER, ZIG, BEERFUCK, DUMBER,
DONUTS & SPENCER HOCKING.
(Down down song, isn't very long ....... ).
PEBBLES called on Hash's "2nd best screwer" BITCHFACE,
but she was too tired to stand-in, so the stand-in stand-in
was ROWDY. ZIG yelled out "nothing's changed - ROWDY
was screwing everyone 12 years ago". They accused
BITCHFACE of giving 'too much head' when she was a
barmaid.
ROWDY said that the run was meek & mild, using bugger all
chalk & there was no allowance for the train stop. DIMWIT
became the 1st '2 limerick' Hare, with ROWDY's ending in,
"& the knob at the top they just lick". In absentia, MOUNTIE's
ended with, "his I.Q. & hat size the same". PEBBLES brought
up visions of another famous virgin - Susan Boyle - &
everyone but SILIC nearly puked.
(Shitty trail ............. ).
Sergeant SHAFTED charged DIMWIT for putting on his best
run ever, then ZIG for saying about marriage, "why buy the
book when you can join the library?", but SHAFFY wants the
'book' when ZIG's finished.
(Put it in your hand Mrs. Murphy ......... ).
He called out PLUCKA for writing down the sniffycunt runs
on a half used tissue. Runs were ROWDY 1171, CHRIS CROS
911, GILF 269 (better that 169), NUTCRACKER (ran her age),
BITCHFACE 25, & PINK BITCH 1. SILIC reckoned that you
must have to be in the clique to get a drink.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... ).
DIMWIT charged NUMMY for posting that he looked cute, then
SPENCE spun the old gag 'of DIMWIT ' with the box of
condoms - plus tax!! DIMWIT stayed out to drink out of his
'new' right shoe, but HEAD HUNTER thought as a Catholic, he
should have drunk out of the left. Then came the DIMWIT
zinger - Jelly bean went to school to become a Smartie.
(He's a bastard .......... ).
DONUTS charged DIMWIT for the best run under Scott
Morrison, & speaking of Morrisons, you too HALF A BAR.
Norway Hash Song ......... (No !!).
EXIT had HALF A BAR stay out for the Essendon advert on
his top, & then REAR ENTRY for not knowing the Richmond
song - good ploy to get an extra grog each week!!
(Hymn, hymn ........... ).
SPARTACUS has been pining for his love PUSBUCKET, so
Richy joined in on the bike ride - but motorised.
(No, no, no ............... ).
BEERFUCK had a drink for only noticing the lack of accent
& not the curves of SHAFTED's lovely French strapper. Deb
wants SHAFFY to go to Spotlight for some new material.
(U.g.l.y. ............ ).
NUTCRACKER had a drink for her new 'beer' glasses, then
SILIC to DONUTS for thinking that BF meant bad fuck (have
you ever had such a thing?), but it was for BITCHFACE.
GILF & TEFLON both had a drink after hearing that the
French girl was on $19 an hour - GILF saying "you're more
than $19 an hour to me"....... Ohhhhhh.
(A soldier, a cunt-ry ........... ).
SILIC was charged for not going straight in to the food as
soon as it came out, & STUBBY just for being here.
(He's a piss-pot thru' & thru' ............ ).
NUM & DUMB had a drink for lasting 8 weeks in close
company on the holiday.
(Your down down song ............ ).
Last charge was for new engagees FLUID & PINK BITCH.
(You're stupid ............ ).
Next week's run - 1895 - Hare SS from East / Point
Clubrooms. Pizza & BYO grog.
Virgin Hare DIMWIT's run from the Athletic (who said,
"Cat's Piss Central?") with the Hash 30+. The GM eventually
called us about, & decided to keep the welcomes back
for the Circle.
DIMWIT told us about the run - undulating, scenic, short &
with a Drink-stop.
On on was west up Mair St, & over the stairs inside the
Station. Clearly no co-ordination with the train timetable - a
huge hold-up at the gates, waiting for the train. The School
Master Hare kept the 14 Super Athletes in check the whole
time, calling trail & on backs. Walkers & runners met up at
the Bakery Hill Flag, where SS led the chant. The welcome
Corona Drink-stop was out back of the Pub. The 3 bar flys
stayed at their own drink-stop a while, & were just in time
for the Circle, in the brew room of the Athletic - minus vats.
GM PEBBLES had a welcome for the newly engaged
PINK BITCH (FLUID's man) & as one bitch drinks .... you too
BITCHFACE.
(Stop yer fuckin' bitchin' ......... ).
Welcomes back were for GILF, EXIT, FLUID MOVEMENT,
NUMMY, HEAD HUNTER, ZIG, BEERFUCK, DUMBER,
DONUTS & SPENCER HOCKING.
(Down down song, isn't very long ....... ).
PEBBLES called on Hash's "2nd best screwer" BITCHFACE,
but she was too tired to stand-in, so the stand-in stand-in
was ROWDY. ZIG yelled out "nothing's changed - ROWDY
was screwing everyone 12 years ago". They accused
BITCHFACE of giving 'too much head' when she was a
barmaid.
ROWDY said that the run was meek & mild, using bugger all
chalk & there was no allowance for the train stop. DIMWIT
became the 1st '2 limerick' Hare, with ROWDY's ending in,
"& the knob at the top they just lick". In absentia, MOUNTIE's
ended with, "his I.Q. & hat size the same". PEBBLES brought
up visions of another famous virgin - Susan Boyle - &
everyone but SILIC nearly puked.
(Shitty trail ............. ).
Sergeant SHAFTED charged DIMWIT for putting on his best
run ever, then ZIG for saying about marriage, "why buy the
book when you can join the library?", but SHAFFY wants the
'book' when ZIG's finished.
(Put it in your hand Mrs. Murphy ......... ).
He called out PLUCKA for writing down the sniffycunt runs
on a half used tissue. Runs were ROWDY 1171, CHRIS CROS
911, GILF 269 (better that 169), NUTCRACKER (ran her age),
BITCHFACE 25, & PINK BITCH 1. SILIC reckoned that you
must have to be in the clique to get a drink.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... ).
DIMWIT charged NUMMY for posting that he looked cute, then
SPENCE spun the old gag 'of DIMWIT ' with the box of
condoms - plus tax!! DIMWIT stayed out to drink out of his
'new' right shoe, but HEAD HUNTER thought as a Catholic, he
should have drunk out of the left. Then came the DIMWIT
zinger - Jelly bean went to school to become a Smartie.
(He's a bastard .......... ).
DONUTS charged DIMWIT for the best run under Scott
Morrison, & speaking of Morrisons, you too HALF A BAR.
Norway Hash Song ......... (No !!).
EXIT had HALF A BAR stay out for the Essendon advert on
his top, & then REAR ENTRY for not knowing the Richmond
song - good ploy to get an extra grog each week!!
(Hymn, hymn ........... ).
SPARTACUS has been pining for his love PUSBUCKET, so
Richy joined in on the bike ride - but motorised.
(No, no, no ............... ).
BEERFUCK had a drink for only noticing the lack of accent
& not the curves of SHAFTED's lovely French strapper. Deb
wants SHAFFY to go to Spotlight for some new material.
(U.g.l.y. ............ ).
NUTCRACKER had a drink for her new 'beer' glasses, then
SILIC to DONUTS for thinking that BF meant bad fuck (have
you ever had such a thing?), but it was for BITCHFACE.
GILF & TEFLON both had a drink after hearing that the
French girl was on $19 an hour - GILF saying "you're more
than $19 an hour to me"....... Ohhhhhh.
(A soldier, a cunt-ry ........... ).
SILIC was charged for not going straight in to the food as
soon as it came out, & STUBBY just for being here.
(He's a piss-pot thru' & thru' ............ ).
NUM & DUMB had a drink for lasting 8 weeks in close
company on the holiday.
(Your down down song ............ ).
Last charge was for new engagees FLUID & PINK BITCH.
(You're stupid ............ ).
Next week's run - 1895 - Hare SS from East / Point
Clubrooms. Pizza & BYO grog.
Tuesday, August 21, 2018
20 - 8 - '18 Run 1893 The Stag
Hash 23 for the HER FANNY run with the FASCINATion of
Learmonth. DIMWIT got us underway calling reverence, as
the Grand Master stepped up to welcome everyone.
FASCINATOR told us that HER FANNY was unwell, so, from
us all, get well HER FANNY. He said that the run was all
washed out, so we'll see how far the whinging takes us.
There's a Drink-stop 'with something special', & beware,
there might be some dogs on the loose. SHAFFY asked if
there was any run he hadn't fucked up yet. "It was marked in
yellow, red & blue, & go left down at the corner". That turned
out to be the 'other' left (the one you hold the knife in !!), as
we had to turn right. Turn right we did, then up the hill out the
back, down to the Lake's edge, & along to the Drink-stop
with the American touch - Miller's beer & a shot of Jim Beam -
all in tribute to FASCINATOR's friends (past).
At the Circle, BAD HEAD JOB received the Perpetual Horn
(BITCHFACE & NUTCRACKER !!), & the expensive cup
with zeros.
(Get a life life life ...... ), then BITCHFACE &
REAR ENTRY were out for not knowing the words.
(You're stupid ...... ).
BITCHFACE was Stand-in Screw (SHAFTED thought
Slip in Screw), & promptly reminded FASCINATOR that
pneumonia was no excuse for HER FANNY. She asked
that with no trail left, was it actually a run anyway??
Then the limerick - "Fanny's just a nice word for cunt".
(Shitty trail ............. ).
Sergeant SHAFTED's 1st charge - for DIMWIT - being aptly
named, having his run from the Athletic Brewery, since it's
been splashed all over The Courier.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... )
HALF A BAR was next (direct from Kenya), whether he had
cash for the Farmer's Donation Jar, & SILIC left a bit of small
change.
Sniffycunt Runs for DIMWIT 52, QUICKDICK 60, FASCINATOR
80, CHRIS CROS 910 & NORMAL 1099 (ready for next run).
(Give us an A ........ from MASTABAIT).
It was HER VAG's 33rd Birthday.
(Hashy Birthday fuck you .......... ).
ROWDY charged FOP for leaving the football so early at the
weekend, on Geelong's best day ever, & MASTABAIT tipped
9 out of 10 winners.
HALF A BAR charged fuckin' REAR ENTRY since the fuckin'
bar flys had been in conversation with fuckin' Jean behind the
fuckin' bar. She said "You're still working at your age??"
(U.G.L.Y. you're ugly ..... ).
SHAFTED charged FASCINATOR for "no trail, 3.5k &
should've been a live Hare".
Look out for the photos of SHAFFY 'shafting' MRS DICKHEAD
from behind, that caused the Grand Old Duke of York
comment, "& when he was only half-way up, he was neither
up nor down".
NORMAL gave himself the Kilimanjaro charge, & then the old
dickheads, MASTABAIT, GLIDER, SS & REARY had a drink for
standing in the Fishy Corner, & not the designated Old Fart
corner. Of course, there wasn't enough beer in the pub for
"when one dickhead drinks .......... "
(They're the meanest ........... ).
MRS D charged FASCINATOR for having his 'metro sexual
beer', then NUTCRACKER for being on her phone at the
circle, & BITCHFACE for having (thanks SHAFFY), ten-ants
& not white ants!!
(DIMWIT chimed in with the Hash Hymn - 'Swing Low'
for the down down song).
SILIC charged QUICKDICK for saying, "not another fuckin'
jug", then PEBBLES to FASCINATOR for no photo of
HER FANNY (the car!!), but a photo of the motor bike.
(Hymn, hymn, fuck hymn ........... ).
NORMAL charged his chauffeur MASTABAIT, for bringing
him to Hash very week in the Hilux, when everyone
shit-cans Toyota.
(There's a game called 20 toes .......... ).
SPARTACUS took a charge for giving his crook arm a
work-out, QUICKDICK for wearing his work beany to Hash,
& SHAFTED for his exceptional Hash Gear.
(Oughta be .............. ).
DIMWIT's zinger (during a great value Pub Meal & no 'line'
on the wine glass), ....... The chicken rolled in the dirt once
he'd crossed the road ..... he was a dirty double crosser!!
Next week's run - 1894 - Hare DIMWIT, Athletic Club. TBC.
Hash 23 for the HER FANNY run with the FASCINATion of
Learmonth. DIMWIT got us underway calling reverence, as
the Grand Master stepped up to welcome everyone.
FASCINATOR told us that HER FANNY was unwell, so, from
us all, get well HER FANNY. He said that the run was all
washed out, so we'll see how far the whinging takes us.
There's a Drink-stop 'with something special', & beware,
there might be some dogs on the loose. SHAFFY asked if
there was any run he hadn't fucked up yet. "It was marked in
yellow, red & blue, & go left down at the corner". That turned
out to be the 'other' left (the one you hold the knife in !!), as
we had to turn right. Turn right we did, then up the hill out the
back, down to the Lake's edge, & along to the Drink-stop
with the American touch - Miller's beer & a shot of Jim Beam -
all in tribute to FASCINATOR's friends (past).
At the Circle, BAD HEAD JOB received the Perpetual Horn
(BITCHFACE & NUTCRACKER !!), & the expensive cup
with zeros.
(Get a life life life ...... ), then BITCHFACE &
REAR ENTRY were out for not knowing the words.
(You're stupid ...... ).
BITCHFACE was Stand-in Screw (SHAFTED thought
Slip in Screw), & promptly reminded FASCINATOR that
pneumonia was no excuse for HER FANNY. She asked
that with no trail left, was it actually a run anyway??
Then the limerick - "Fanny's just a nice word for cunt".
(Shitty trail ............. ).
Sergeant SHAFTED's 1st charge - for DIMWIT - being aptly
named, having his run from the Athletic Brewery, since it's
been splashed all over The Courier.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... )
HALF A BAR was next (direct from Kenya), whether he had
cash for the Farmer's Donation Jar, & SILIC left a bit of small
change.
Sniffycunt Runs for DIMWIT 52, QUICKDICK 60, FASCINATOR
80, CHRIS CROS 910 & NORMAL 1099 (ready for next run).
(Give us an A ........ from MASTABAIT).
It was HER VAG's 33rd Birthday.
(Hashy Birthday fuck you .......... ).
ROWDY charged FOP for leaving the football so early at the
weekend, on Geelong's best day ever, & MASTABAIT tipped
9 out of 10 winners.
HALF A BAR charged fuckin' REAR ENTRY since the fuckin'
bar flys had been in conversation with fuckin' Jean behind the
fuckin' bar. She said "You're still working at your age??"
(U.G.L.Y. you're ugly ..... ).
SHAFTED charged FASCINATOR for "no trail, 3.5k &
should've been a live Hare".
Look out for the photos of SHAFFY 'shafting' MRS DICKHEAD
from behind, that caused the Grand Old Duke of York
comment, "& when he was only half-way up, he was neither
up nor down".
NORMAL gave himself the Kilimanjaro charge, & then the old
dickheads, MASTABAIT, GLIDER, SS & REARY had a drink for
standing in the Fishy Corner, & not the designated Old Fart
corner. Of course, there wasn't enough beer in the pub for
"when one dickhead drinks .......... "
(They're the meanest ........... ).
MRS D charged FASCINATOR for having his 'metro sexual
beer', then NUTCRACKER for being on her phone at the
circle, & BITCHFACE for having (thanks SHAFFY), ten-ants
& not white ants!!
(DIMWIT chimed in with the Hash Hymn - 'Swing Low'
for the down down song).
SILIC charged QUICKDICK for saying, "not another fuckin'
jug", then PEBBLES to FASCINATOR for no photo of
HER FANNY (the car!!), but a photo of the motor bike.
(Hymn, hymn, fuck hymn ........... ).
NORMAL charged his chauffeur MASTABAIT, for bringing
him to Hash very week in the Hilux, when everyone
shit-cans Toyota.
(There's a game called 20 toes .......... ).
SPARTACUS took a charge for giving his crook arm a
work-out, QUICKDICK for wearing his work beany to Hash,
& SHAFTED for his exceptional Hash Gear.
(Oughta be .............. ).
DIMWIT's zinger (during a great value Pub Meal & no 'line'
on the wine glass), ....... The chicken rolled in the dirt once
he'd crossed the road ..... he was a dirty double crosser!!
Next week's run - 1894 - Hare DIMWIT, Athletic Club. TBC.
Tuesday, August 14, 2018
13 - 8 - '18. Run 1892 North Britain
Hash 32 making it to ROAD RUNNER's run from the Britain -
15 Super Athletes, some Walkers & Bar Flys, & in great
weather despite the RA's absence.
SPENCER HOCKING called the reverence, standing in for
QUICKDICK, dragging the chain.
ROAD RUNNER told us that the run was his typically,
"short, sharp & quick", but stay on trail. Not far into the run,
BITCHFACE & NUTCRACKER wanted a horn, but it was
much too cold for "that". We went clockwise this time, &
finished up at the Peroni & Heineken Drink-stop, under the
shop veranda just by Tidy's, (he was a no show - must have
been out "Doing a Deal").
At the circle, the first couple of charges went off into the
ether - Scribe had misplaced the book.
MOUNTIE began the ROAD RUNNER screw saying, "Oh what
a feeling, now he's got CANDIDA". She reckoned CANDIDA
hadn't raided enough chalk from the Staff Room - a long time
between arrows. Said that PRECIOUS being "young &
precocious", was out to commit suicide in front of a car.
The Drive mag was next & then the Limerick "Any event more
'funner', CANDIDA's not sure if he's 'dunner'. Top marks
for ROAD RUNNER on the car board.
Sergeant SHAFTED's 1st charge - for CANDIDA, & trotted out
the old gag - "is it in yet? put it back in the sand". MRS
DICKHEAD joined the charge - when one teacher drinks ...... !!
(Do your tits hang low .......... ).
Sniffyc*nt runs were for NUTCRACKER 54 (?), MRS D 550
(with SPENCE banging on about digit sums), & ROWDY 1169.
(Get a life ............ ).
ROAD RUNNER was quick to get BAD HEAD JOB out for
sooking about the "restaurant rip-off" being present - just as
well 'I' clawed back earlier with a 5th stubby at the Drink-stop.
QUICKDICK called out NUTCRACKER for not mentioning
Hash once in her Courier article, & MRS D out again for the
Birthday Drink.
(Get back in the kitchen ......... ).
REAR ENTRY took a drink for being the Village Idiot, since
the Ball's Up will be at the Village 'Green' Pub, & then they
claimed that CANDIDA's beany would've been from the Lost
Property.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... ).
GILF & TEFLON had been in Sydney for the City to Surf, &
ROWDY had a drink for going thru' "motions" - (with a
spatula??).
(This is your down down song ....... ).
BITCHFACE doesn't work in the song 'Where's the
playground Susie", DIMWIT's zinger to MOUNTIE - "Wally
wears stripes - doesn't want to be spotted", & THE BILL
won't call trail on the run.
(They're alright ....... ).
MRS D charged QUICKDICK for having a female accent, then
QUICKDICK returned with the camouflaged meal orders -
MRS D instead of MRS DICKHEAD, & Susie for BITCHFACE.
(Oughta be .......... ).
LOIS LANE had the "Grab a Black & Decker" gag, & then
MOUNTIE, PUSBUCKET, LOIS & BOOTROOTA - the go on
holiday drink.
(Fuck off ya cunts .............. ).
Last charge for 'various', to get rid of a jug.
(Why were they born so ............ ).
Absentees & evacuees were noted - dunno' why - Pub Meal
of 3 salmon patties for $27 is good value !!
Next week's run - 1893 - Hare FASCINATOR.
TBA, but probably from The Stag, Learmonth.
Hash 32 making it to ROAD RUNNER's run from the Britain -
15 Super Athletes, some Walkers & Bar Flys, & in great
weather despite the RA's absence.
SPENCER HOCKING called the reverence, standing in for
QUICKDICK, dragging the chain.
ROAD RUNNER told us that the run was his typically,
"short, sharp & quick", but stay on trail. Not far into the run,
BITCHFACE & NUTCRACKER wanted a horn, but it was
much too cold for "that". We went clockwise this time, &
finished up at the Peroni & Heineken Drink-stop, under the
shop veranda just by Tidy's, (he was a no show - must have
been out "Doing a Deal").
At the circle, the first couple of charges went off into the
ether - Scribe had misplaced the book.
MOUNTIE began the ROAD RUNNER screw saying, "Oh what
a feeling, now he's got CANDIDA". She reckoned CANDIDA
hadn't raided enough chalk from the Staff Room - a long time
between arrows. Said that PRECIOUS being "young &
precocious", was out to commit suicide in front of a car.
The Drive mag was next & then the Limerick "Any event more
'funner', CANDIDA's not sure if he's 'dunner'. Top marks
for ROAD RUNNER on the car board.
Sergeant SHAFTED's 1st charge - for CANDIDA, & trotted out
the old gag - "is it in yet? put it back in the sand". MRS
DICKHEAD joined the charge - when one teacher drinks ...... !!
(Do your tits hang low .......... ).
Sniffyc*nt runs were for NUTCRACKER 54 (?), MRS D 550
(with SPENCE banging on about digit sums), & ROWDY 1169.
(Get a life ............ ).
ROAD RUNNER was quick to get BAD HEAD JOB out for
sooking about the "restaurant rip-off" being present - just as
well 'I' clawed back earlier with a 5th stubby at the Drink-stop.
QUICKDICK called out NUTCRACKER for not mentioning
Hash once in her Courier article, & MRS D out again for the
Birthday Drink.
(Get back in the kitchen ......... ).
REAR ENTRY took a drink for being the Village Idiot, since
the Ball's Up will be at the Village 'Green' Pub, & then they
claimed that CANDIDA's beany would've been from the Lost
Property.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... ).
GILF & TEFLON had been in Sydney for the City to Surf, &
ROWDY had a drink for going thru' "motions" - (with a
spatula??).
(This is your down down song ....... ).
BITCHFACE doesn't work in the song 'Where's the
playground Susie", DIMWIT's zinger to MOUNTIE - "Wally
wears stripes - doesn't want to be spotted", & THE BILL
won't call trail on the run.
(They're alright ....... ).
MRS D charged QUICKDICK for having a female accent, then
QUICKDICK returned with the camouflaged meal orders -
MRS D instead of MRS DICKHEAD, & Susie for BITCHFACE.
(Oughta be .......... ).
LOIS LANE had the "Grab a Black & Decker" gag, & then
MOUNTIE, PUSBUCKET, LOIS & BOOTROOTA - the go on
holiday drink.
(Fuck off ya cunts .............. ).
Last charge for 'various', to get rid of a jug.
(Why were they born so ............ ).
Absentees & evacuees were noted - dunno' why - Pub Meal
of 3 salmon patties for $27 is good value !!
Next week's run - 1893 - Hare FASCINATOR.
TBA, but probably from The Stag, Learmonth.
Monday, August 6, 2018
6 - 8 - '18 Run 1891 Park Hotel
SPENCER HOCKING's "7.5k I'll set it on the bike so the
bastards never get to the Drink-stop" run from the Park.
He told us that Religious Adviser D&C had done her work,
with the current good weather. He said that it was set in chalk
& flour, & maintained that if you see it mostly on the right,
(& it was !!), you're going the wrong way??? It wasn't long
before the 15 or so super athletes found that the RA needed
a good "rogering", as the rain was horizontal with the
piercing wind. We 'eventually' made it to the Drink-stop at
"Tilpa Camper - Am I really drunk Daryl?" Errol's place in
Sturt St., for a welcome Carlton & BBQ'd snag in bread.
At the circle, PEBBLES had welcomes back for HALF A BAR,
FANG, SHAFTED & Richy.
( Give us an A ....... ).
MOUNTIE began screwing SPENCE, presenting 3 Drive mags,
& a blast for for the RA, "She had only one job !!" THE BILL
had 'had his wings clipped', being sent the wrong way, then
the Limerick - 4/5ths of 5/8ths of fuck all.
( Shitty Trail ......... ).
Belated welcomes back for ROAD RUNNER & BOOTROOTA,
(he said "I'm not here").
(They're the meanest ......... ).
Sergeant SHAFFY announced the sniffyc*nt runs -
DIMWIT 50, HEAD HUNTER 60 & SPENCER HOCKING 1144.
( Get a life .......... ).
BOOT had a drink for his "sartorial excellence at Hash",
sporting the flowing scarf, then MOUNTIE reminded us that
there was no relationship to her black eye & SPARTACUS'
crook arm.
SPENCE trotted out the old gag to DIMWIT about the extra
$20 in his pocket to cover the "shit in his pants".
( His foreskin hangs down to his knees ....... ).
DIMWIT & NUTCRACKER had the butt-plug drink -
NUTCRACKER saying "it went straight in & I didn't feel
a thing!!" , then DIMWIT's zinger, "Frog & Horny Toad -
ribbit ribbit, rub it rub it".
( Oughta be .............. ).
MOUNTIE charged THE BILL for not making it to the
Drink-stop, then ROAD RUNNER's charge to SILIC for his
entree' of a dozen snags.
( No no, bad bad .......... ).
PEBBLES charged SPENCE for making sure the run
passed the WC in the park, Centrelink & KFC. FANG joined
in for having his daily coffee at Macca's, & FERGIE just had
a free drink.
( Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ......... ).
Last charge from PUSBUCKET to LOIS LANE for saying
that Errol's got the "biggest & cleanest dick".
( She's alright ............ ).
Next week's run - 1892 - Hare ROAD RUNNER from the
North Britain.
(Don't forget to organise your 2nd mortgage thru' the week!!).
SPENCER HOCKING's "7.5k I'll set it on the bike so the
bastards never get to the Drink-stop" run from the Park.
He told us that Religious Adviser D&C had done her work,
with the current good weather. He said that it was set in chalk
& flour, & maintained that if you see it mostly on the right,
(& it was !!), you're going the wrong way??? It wasn't long
before the 15 or so super athletes found that the RA needed
a good "rogering", as the rain was horizontal with the
piercing wind. We 'eventually' made it to the Drink-stop at
"Tilpa Camper - Am I really drunk Daryl?" Errol's place in
Sturt St., for a welcome Carlton & BBQ'd snag in bread.
At the circle, PEBBLES had welcomes back for HALF A BAR,
FANG, SHAFTED & Richy.
( Give us an A ....... ).
MOUNTIE began screwing SPENCE, presenting 3 Drive mags,
& a blast for for the RA, "She had only one job !!" THE BILL
had 'had his wings clipped', being sent the wrong way, then
the Limerick - 4/5ths of 5/8ths of fuck all.
( Shitty Trail ......... ).
Belated welcomes back for ROAD RUNNER & BOOTROOTA,
(he said "I'm not here").
(They're the meanest ......... ).
Sergeant SHAFFY announced the sniffyc*nt runs -
DIMWIT 50, HEAD HUNTER 60 & SPENCER HOCKING 1144.
( Get a life .......... ).
BOOT had a drink for his "sartorial excellence at Hash",
sporting the flowing scarf, then MOUNTIE reminded us that
there was no relationship to her black eye & SPARTACUS'
crook arm.
SPENCE trotted out the old gag to DIMWIT about the extra
$20 in his pocket to cover the "shit in his pants".
( His foreskin hangs down to his knees ....... ).
DIMWIT & NUTCRACKER had the butt-plug drink -
NUTCRACKER saying "it went straight in & I didn't feel
a thing!!" , then DIMWIT's zinger, "Frog & Horny Toad -
ribbit ribbit, rub it rub it".
( Oughta be .............. ).
MOUNTIE charged THE BILL for not making it to the
Drink-stop, then ROAD RUNNER's charge to SILIC for his
entree' of a dozen snags.
( No no, bad bad .......... ).
PEBBLES charged SPENCE for making sure the run
passed the WC in the park, Centrelink & KFC. FANG joined
in for having his daily coffee at Macca's, & FERGIE just had
a free drink.
( Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ......... ).
Last charge from PUSBUCKET to LOIS LANE for saying
that Errol's got the "biggest & cleanest dick".
( She's alright ............ ).
Next week's run - 1892 - Hare ROAD RUNNER from the
North Britain.
(Don't forget to organise your 2nd mortgage thru' the week!!).
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