6/7/26 Run.2316 Hare.Pebbles Venue. Wendouree squash courts.

6/7/26
Run.2316
Hare.Pebbles
Venue. Wendouree squash courts.
Back to the venue.
Screw. Precious. The run was long and cold. Some got lost and ended at the residence of an almost fallen HHH .previously known as Scum bag. Now known as Spartacus but may be re named .. fked Achilles.
No sniffy runs
Welcome back. Beer fk
Charges. The father and Son from behind the bar! Great job boys
Half a bar charged cause he was having difficulty with wordle. Fuck is not a 4 letter word! But fucks is.
Pink bit and precious charged. They had a wild weekend. Pink bits has a fked knee. Precious had eye and hand co ordination so couldn’t play netball…but managed to coordinate the porcelain bus!
Not very many funny or witty charges.
Funniest goes to Nutsy.
Asked about Mitty weekend. What happens at Mitty! Stays at Mitty!
She did report it was wet and moist and some of the holes were very rough!
Next weeks Run
Carpet burns
Venue. Something completely different!!
The Grapes on Grant Street.
Woo hoo
On On

22.6.2026 Run. 2314 Hare.I.C Venue.Queen Victoria street.

22.6.2026
Run. 2314
Hare.I.C
Venue.Queen Victoria street.
Welcome backs. Deep Heat, Boner,Lois Lane,Rowdy,Disco,, Donuts,NUM,Dumb and Dumber,Pigs Arse,Spencer Hocking ,Sparrows fart.
Sniffy run. Carpet burns. Dart board 180.
Screw. NBCL. Told he had to screw but only screw will be Nutsy. But he took one for the team.Not much to report.
Hashers got lost at the lake.No idea where the drink stop was. Charges from the run.
Cinderella had no idea where the drink stop was either but had the keys to the car with drinks. Not helpful.
I.C charged by donuts. his drink stop was next to rubbish and a dumped freezer. No beer inside and worried his car might be mistaken as junk. So no worries of it being stolen.
Num charged Normal for complaining he had a bad foot. But he doesn’t even have a good few inches!!
Bad hair day charged! Don’t know why as too bloody noisy. Bad hair day more concerned his plastic jacket might melt on his body as he was too close to the fire.
Deep Heats joke. Prince Charles had a dog that was pretty ugly and fked up. Found a genie in a bottle that gave him two wishes.
Prince Charles requests the genie to fix his fked up ugly dog.
Genie replied he didn’t think anything could be done.
So Charles asked for a second wish. Charles asks” Can you make Camilla as beautiful as my first wife?
Genie replies” let me take another look at that dog!”. ( very fkn funny deep).
Next weeks run.
Commemorative Run for a fallen HHH. Heavy ( 11 years ago)
Hare. Shafted
Venue. Grapes on Grant Street
On On

Run 2313 - 16/6/26 Venue. Croatian club Hare. Spartacus

Run 2313
16/6/26
Venue. Croatian club
Hare. Spartacus
Back at the rooms. Screw. NBCL
Run included some undulating terrain. Too dark to appreciate it.Marked in fluro pink paint. Pink bits loved it.
NBCL was almost impaired by tripping over some large metal object that turned out to be a sheep headlock apparatus.Thanks Tommy half a bar for the insights into sheep bondage.
At the drink stop, Normal and Nice member toppled over by sitting on a fence that couldn’t handle the truth or their weight!fallen fence sitters!
Normal came out and announced he has been gay for 72 years.If one gay drinks! All gays drink.
Criss cross charged Spartacus for having fine bone china cups for the charges!Gay! No. He’s not!
Lots of gay references.
No significant runs.
Venue. Excellent. Food. Fantastic
Next weeks run. I.C. 13 Queen Victoria Street.
She was not gay but a big Queen.
On In.

Run 2311 01/06/2026 -Normal & Mastabait from the Queen Alexandra Bandstand, dinner at Eureka Pizza. First anniversary of SS's passing.

Sniffies:
Teflon's birthday
People Pleaser charged for Winter existing.
Welcome backs:
Cat Flaps
Teflon
GILF
Pus Bucket
Screw by NBCL:
I love a sunburnt country, with droughts and flooding rains. Beautiful night for a run. Contender for Shithouse Run of the Year.
IC
Can do quick, maybe funny. He attended a trivia at night at Aunty Jacks. One question asked what was the fastest man-made object. The answer told of a satellite NASA had crashed into Jupiter. Clearly the person who wrote the question hadn’t seen Bad Hair Day at a drink stop when someone asks, “who wants a traveller?”. PP charged for befittingly theatrical weather.
Mountie charged Precious for taking off during run again to piss.
Cinderella charged Jus Cum because she was about to get blown.
Pigs Arse charged Bad Hair Day and Pink Bits for whinging on the run. Rebounded as he was actually on the walk.
Lois charged for rubbing wet bits on Pink Bits.
Precious charged Pink Bits to sing a song for SS. Sweet Chariot sang for SS.
Tommy charged for being late.
Bad hair day charged for mouth farting.
Next week’s run will be from Meaghers Hotel, 194 Victoria St, Ballarat East VIC 3350

A.I assisted. 18.5.3026 Run 2309 Grapes hotel Hare. Boner

IM addressed the circle outside. “We have returned to the Grapes and I propose that Boner be referred to as the Wizard of Oz as there is no place like home”!. Much laughter from the group.
Boner addresses the group with instructions. “ there are distinct and separate trail for runners and walkers.
AI interpretation. “ the speaker is confused and frustrated about the trail instructions expressing strong negative emotions”.
Back to the pub Quick dick
addressed the circle
A.I interpretation.
I commend the hare for the trail set . Innovative display specifically the distinct arrows and designated paths for both walkers and runners. While some minor refinements may be necessary, the overall concept is highly regarded.
Runners arriving before the walkers. Well executed!..
First drink stop served a poignant tribute to a departed harsher at Faulkner street. Thoughtful and moving gesture. On on SS
Drink stops were exemplary featuring a selection of refreshments and nutritional snacks.
Welcome backs.
Nutcracker, NBCL,D &C, Spartacus,Jus Cum, Pauline, Sue , Headhunt and Carpet burns.
Significunt runs.
Campaspe. 299
I.C. 222
Quick Dick. 323
Birthday celebrations. Nutcracker. Turned 21 yet pension application disputes this info. Congratulations.
Charges. Sue. Attended last weeks venue thinking possible error in her destination. It was clarified she arrived at the correct location but unable to locate the group, she left. The group were in the back room
Num Num charged Normal. Whilst cleaning out her cabinet ( sounds like the Liberal party) she found a sign that said” JOHN IS GAY”. And wondered if this was true?. Group agreed in the truth of this information and much laughter was had by all.
IM charged Carpet burns for going to Bunnings to get a Polish sausage. A.I interpretation. Lucky there are lots of Polish men at Bunnings
Deep Heat charged for looking good.
Lois lane charged. A I Unable to decipher. Sounds like” I must come! Good job!! TAKE IT AWAY.
Next weeks run. Yet to be decided.
A.I interpretation. All shall be revealed in the fullness of time.
On On

Run 2308 11/05/2026 -Bent Nose from the Bunch of Grapes Hotel

GM, Pig's Arse stated that he had changed committee name to Team Dickhead. He also forgot to appoint a stand in Grog Master. This role was graciously filled by Mrs Dickhead.
Welcome Backs:
Fascinator and Mrs D
Sniffies:
No Name 22,
Precious 383,
Pig's Arse 59 (not 69),
Cinderella 121,
Mrs D 900; received a shirt,
Num 869,
Nice Member 22,
Boner 101; received a cup,
Pink Bits 202.
Screw by Quick Dick:
Award Bent will be up for is the Kettle; saying the committee was shit. Start of run looked like a tour of where Bent takes his dates; the drains, then Vic Park. Wasn’t much run after Vic Park. Long checks were challenging and likely a result of cost of living as Bent didn’t wanna waste chalk. Run ended up in the dark in the middle of nowhere. Drink stop came to the runners. Though, there was some weird gluten free shit.
Sergeant IC:
Runners got lost on the way to the drink stop. Walkers got lost on the way home. He then charged Mrs D with a happy Mother’s Day. Though, IC should be keeping his distance as Mrs D just got off a cruise. All Dickheads and mothers were then charged.
Lois charged by Rowdy as she came on her own.
Nummy charged Beer F*ck for puking everywhere at the Royal Oak.
Beer F*ck was charged for riding scooter.
Quick Dick charged Lois. Lois said Gwyneth Paltrow has candle that smells like her vagina, Lois has never been close enough to smells hers.
Mountie charged Precious for going back to the pub for a toilet stop. Cinderella attempted to double charge as precious stated he needed to stop home to go again however, Mrs D was already occupying the facilities.
Fascinator had been concerned that the committee might take on his adage of 'I may have fcked up', instead they just need to take a sht.
Casual relief Grog Mistress, Mrs D and PP doing 3 jobs were both charged.
Next week's run is Boner/Renob from The Grapes Hotel,
121 Grant St, Golden Point. I have it on good authority that there will be a decent walking trail.
PP,
On on

Run 2307 04/05/2026 -Criss Cross from Platypus Drive

Welcome Back:
Beer F*ck, Cassie
Sniffies:
Boner 101
Num 868
Nice Member 21
People Pleaser 55
Pink Bits was presented with 200 runs shirt 'committee shirt in progress'. Late because of GM’s ‘dickhead brother’.
Screw by Quick Dick:
Started with a Star Wars theme. CC pushed through the GM and took over; not allowing GM to get a word in.
There will be no third place due to limited number of people. Granted the eco friendly award due to the sparsity of markings on trail. There was only one drink stop rather than the handful that had been promised. CC was calling his own trail and even called runners back to do an on back.
There was a halt in middle although Rowdy played the hero by calling a halt 10 feet from the marked one. Then he went on to call Nummy, ‘Yum Yum’.
We can’t wait for the other four drink stops. Runners gave a a thumbs up or down for the run. Sparrow Fart had no comment. Campaspe sucking up to hare.
GM attempted to charge QD because he'd called the Dickheads irrelevant. This rebounded.
Sergeant was worried about brining car to Mount Clear as it would get confused with any other shit-box white commodore.
He then charged Beer F*ck as resident musician and Pink Bits for snoring in time with the dog. Nice Member was then charged for rivalling BF's band. BF won with a song.
Pink Bits charged Mountie for Stag being a member of 'the other cricket club'.
Mountie charged Campaspe for seeking pussy at the sewage farm.
CC was charged for nailing masks to trees. Next run in the area will have an 'on back at the dead tree'.
Cinderella charged IC for his double fisting of soup and beer. Cinderella then demonstrated the correct hand position.
Campaspe was charged because CC likes flora and fauna and Murray cod are coming back and may be found in Campaspe.
Interim Grog Master, Teflon was charged for pouring too much beer.
Pebbles charged all former GMs.
Next week's run is Bent Nose from the Bunch of Grapes Hotel, 401 Pleasant Street, Ballarat Central.
PP
On on.