Venue. Deep Heats home
Bun ing yong..
Run 2319..
Did everyone hear that? 2319.. That’s 2319. Just in case you didn’t hear..or not paying attention!!RUN 2319
( here’s a hint! Cinderella!Next weeks run will be 2320).
Drink stop. We were treated to a “ Sinful Adult Affogato!”.Vanilla ice cream drowned in port!
Just what the doctor ordered!. But not Dr Rowdy.
Welcomes. Geelong hash
Can’t add any more important information as I asked for the note from Cinderella! I checked it today and all it had was a “0055” number.
So.. good feed. Snags and onions. Thanks to MasterB for doing the cook up
Next weeks run.
Commemorative Run for SS .
Venue. Fish hatchery . Lake Wendouree.
On after. Top of Eureka
On On.
Sunday, July 26, 2026
Sunday, July 19, 2026
20/7/2026 Run. 2318
Committee Run.
Venue. Irish Murphys.
Down Downs. Trades Hall.
History fact.The Ballarat Regional Trades and Labour Council Incorporated is the second oldest Trades and Labour Council in the world, founded in 1883 from the Ballarat Eight hour committee established in April 1856 on Bakery Hill.
Sniffy runs. Spencer Hocking.1150
Charges. Quick dick for being slow.
Squizzy and Pigs arse for literally being fallen HHH. Almost face planting in the run.
Hashy Birthdays. NBCL and Doddle nuts.
Apparently jokes told. Not even funny.
Best joke from Doodle Nuts on the walk.
A lady comes home from her Doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her Husband asks,” why are you so happy?”.
The wife says, “ the doctor told me that for a forty five year old woman,I have breasts of an eighteen year old.”
“Oh yeah!” quipped her husband.
“ What did he say about your forty five year old ass?”.
She said, Your name never came up in the conversation!”.
Next weeks run.Deep Heat
305 Barkly street
Bunningyong.
Venue. Irish Murphys.
Down Downs. Trades Hall.
History fact.The Ballarat Regional Trades and Labour Council Incorporated is the second oldest Trades and Labour Council in the world, founded in 1883 from the Ballarat Eight hour committee established in April 1856 on Bakery Hill.
Sniffy runs. Spencer Hocking.1150
Charges. Quick dick for being slow.
Squizzy and Pigs arse for literally being fallen HHH. Almost face planting in the run.
Hashy Birthdays. NBCL and Doddle nuts.
Apparently jokes told. Not even funny.
Best joke from Doodle Nuts on the walk.
A lady comes home from her Doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her Husband asks,” why are you so happy?”.
The wife says, “ the doctor told me that for a forty five year old woman,I have breasts of an eighteen year old.”
“Oh yeah!” quipped her husband.
“ What did he say about your forty five year old ass?”.
She said, Your name never came up in the conversation!”.
Next weeks run.Deep Heat
305 Barkly street
Bunningyong.
Sunday, July 12, 2026
13.7.2026 Run 2317
Hare. Carpet Burns
Venue. Grapes on Grant street( short stroll for Boner).
Screw. Quick Dick
Run was solid.great show from Sovereign Hill.Well marked but a “ dick and balls” was painted on trail. Carpet balls not that artistic. So not guilty.
Welcome backs. Head hunter,Quick Dick,Nurse Batshit,DrDeath,Bent nose, Cat flaps, Rowdy and no name.
Sniffy runs. Head Hunter 300. Mounty 676,Cat flaps 21,Teflon 45,309( according to A.I) must be true.
Committee shirts were handed out. Some not as slim fitting as others. Had to wait a while for delivery. Just like the pizzas..
Some not even given one or had their name on the shirts.. shame, shame shame.
Pink bits birthday. Happy hashy birthday .
Charges. D& C charged by Quick dick. Her ankle braclet was going off! Forensics are still chasing her. Might find her as it was lit up like the sovereign hill lights.
Dr Death charged. Going to be forever remembered in the hall of fame/ life member at Redan footy/ netball club. Congratulations. Fantastic achievement. Saturday at 6 pm at Redan Club rooms. City oval.Come along and celebrate.
Some HHH won’t even be remembered next week!!
Next weeks run.
20.7.2025
X mas in July
Venue. Irish Murphys
Wear your Xmas gear
On On
Venue. Grapes on Grant street( short stroll for Boner).
Screw. Quick Dick
Run was solid.great show from Sovereign Hill.Well marked but a “ dick and balls” was painted on trail. Carpet balls not that artistic. So not guilty.
Welcome backs. Head hunter,Quick Dick,Nurse Batshit,DrDeath,Bent nose, Cat flaps, Rowdy and no name.
Sniffy runs. Head Hunter 300. Mounty 676,Cat flaps 21,Teflon 45,309( according to A.I) must be true.
Committee shirts were handed out. Some not as slim fitting as others. Had to wait a while for delivery. Just like the pizzas..
Some not even given one or had their name on the shirts.. shame, shame shame.
Pink bits birthday. Happy hashy birthday .
Charges. D& C charged by Quick dick. Her ankle braclet was going off! Forensics are still chasing her. Might find her as it was lit up like the sovereign hill lights.
Dr Death charged. Going to be forever remembered in the hall of fame/ life member at Redan footy/ netball club. Congratulations. Fantastic achievement. Saturday at 6 pm at Redan Club rooms. City oval.Come along and celebrate.
Some HHH won’t even be remembered next week!!
Next weeks run.
20.7.2025
X mas in July
Venue. Irish Murphys
Wear your Xmas gear
On On
Sunday, July 5, 2026
Run #2316
Hare.Pebbles
Venue. Wendouree squash courts.
Back to the venue.
Screw. Precious. The run was long and cold. Some got lost and ended at the residence of an almost fallen HHH .previously known as Scum bag. Now known as Spartacus but may be re named .. fked Achilles.
No sniffy runs
Welcome back. Beer fk
Charges. The father and Son from behind the bar! Great job boys
Half a bar charged cause he was having difficulty with wordle. Fuck is not a 4 letter word! But fucks is.
Pink bit and precious charged. They had a wild weekend. Pink bits has a fked knee. Precious had eye and hand co ordination so couldn’t play netball…but managed to coordinate the porcelain bus!
Not very many funny or witty charges.
Funniest goes to Nutsy.
Asked about Mitty weekend. What happens at Mitty! Stays at Mitty!
She did report it was wet and moist and some of the holes were very rough!
Next weeks Run
Carpet burns
Venue. Something completely different!!
The Grapes on Grant Street.
Woo hoo
On On
Venue. Wendouree squash courts.
Back to the venue.
Screw. Precious. The run was long and cold. Some got lost and ended at the residence of an almost fallen HHH .previously known as Scum bag. Now known as Spartacus but may be re named .. fked Achilles.
No sniffy runs
Welcome back. Beer fk
Charges. The father and Son from behind the bar! Great job boys
Half a bar charged cause he was having difficulty with wordle. Fuck is not a 4 letter word! But fucks is.
Pink bit and precious charged. They had a wild weekend. Pink bits has a fked knee. Precious had eye and hand co ordination so couldn’t play netball…but managed to coordinate the porcelain bus!
Not very many funny or witty charges.
Funniest goes to Nutsy.
Asked about Mitty weekend. What happens at Mitty! Stays at Mitty!
She did report it was wet and moist and some of the holes were very rough!
Next weeks Run
Carpet burns
Venue. Something completely different!!
The Grapes on Grant Street.
Woo hoo
On On
Sunday, June 28, 2026
Run #2315
Paying our respect to Shafted. And many HHH . Who knew Heavy and are heart broken. run for heavy. Thank you all for turning up!
Hare . Shafted.. very loved brother.Our hearts are broken 11 years ago.
perfect day by Lou reed.. Respect needs to to paid to our fallen HHH. And shafted. And all HHH. Respect
Hare . Shafted.. very loved brother.Our hearts are broken 11 years ago.
perfect day by Lou reed.. Respect needs to to paid to our fallen HHH. And shafted. And all HHH. Respect
Monday, June 22, 2026
22.6.2026 Run. 2314 Hare.I.C Venue.Queen Victoria street.
22.6.2026
Run. 2314
Hare.I.C
Venue.Queen Victoria street.
Welcome backs. Deep Heat, Boner,Lois Lane,Rowdy,Disco,, Donuts,NUM,Dumb and Dumber,Pigs Arse,Spencer Hocking ,Sparrows fart.
Sniffy run. Carpet burns. Dart board 180.
Screw. NBCL. Told he had to screw but only screw will be Nutsy. But he took one for the team.Not much to report.
Hashers got lost at the lake.No idea where the drink stop was. Charges from the run.
Cinderella had no idea where the drink stop was either but had the keys to the car with drinks. Not helpful.
I.C charged by donuts. his drink stop was next to rubbish and a dumped freezer. No beer inside and worried his car might be mistaken as junk. So no worries of it being stolen.
Num charged Normal for complaining he had a bad foot. But he doesn’t even have a good few inches!!
Bad hair day charged! Don’t know why as too bloody noisy. Bad hair day more concerned his plastic jacket might melt on his body as he was too close to the fire.
Deep Heats joke. Prince Charles had a dog that was pretty ugly and fked up. Found a genie in a bottle that gave him two wishes.
Prince Charles requests the genie to fix his fked up ugly dog.
Genie replied he didn’t think anything could be done.
So Charles asked for a second wish. Charles asks” Can you make Camilla as beautiful as my first wife?
Genie replies” let me take another look at that dog!”. ( very fkn funny deep).
Next weeks run.
Commemorative Run for a fallen HHH. Heavy ( 11 years ago)
Hare. Shafted
Venue. Grapes on Grant Street
On On
Run. 2314
Hare.I.C
Venue.Queen Victoria street.
Welcome backs. Deep Heat, Boner,Lois Lane,Rowdy,Disco,, Donuts,NUM,Dumb and Dumber,Pigs Arse,Spencer Hocking ,Sparrows fart.
Sniffy run. Carpet burns. Dart board 180.
Screw. NBCL. Told he had to screw but only screw will be Nutsy. But he took one for the team.Not much to report.
Hashers got lost at the lake.No idea where the drink stop was. Charges from the run.
Cinderella had no idea where the drink stop was either but had the keys to the car with drinks. Not helpful.
I.C charged by donuts. his drink stop was next to rubbish and a dumped freezer. No beer inside and worried his car might be mistaken as junk. So no worries of it being stolen.
Num charged Normal for complaining he had a bad foot. But he doesn’t even have a good few inches!!
Bad hair day charged! Don’t know why as too bloody noisy. Bad hair day more concerned his plastic jacket might melt on his body as he was too close to the fire.
Deep Heats joke. Prince Charles had a dog that was pretty ugly and fked up. Found a genie in a bottle that gave him two wishes.
Prince Charles requests the genie to fix his fked up ugly dog.
Genie replied he didn’t think anything could be done.
So Charles asked for a second wish. Charles asks” Can you make Camilla as beautiful as my first wife?
Genie replies” let me take another look at that dog!”. ( very fkn funny deep).
Next weeks run.
Commemorative Run for a fallen HHH. Heavy ( 11 years ago)
Hare. Shafted
Venue. Grapes on Grant Street
On On
Tuesday, June 16, 2026
Run 2313 - 16/6/26 Venue. Croatian club Hare. Spartacus
Run 2313
16/6/26
Venue. Croatian club
Hare. Spartacus
Back at the rooms. Screw. NBCL
Run included some undulating terrain. Too dark to appreciate it.Marked in fluro pink paint. Pink bits loved it.
NBCL was almost impaired by tripping over some large metal object that turned out to be a sheep headlock apparatus.Thanks Tommy half a bar for the insights into sheep bondage.
At the drink stop, Normal and Nice member toppled over by sitting on a fence that couldn’t handle the truth or their weight!fallen fence sitters!
Normal came out and announced he has been gay for 72 years.If one gay drinks! All gays drink.
Criss cross charged Spartacus for having fine bone china cups for the charges!Gay! No. He’s not!
Lots of gay references.
No significant runs.
Venue. Excellent. Food. Fantastic
Next weeks run. I.C. 13 Queen Victoria Street.
She was not gay but a big Queen.
On In.
16/6/26
Venue. Croatian club
Hare. Spartacus
Back at the rooms. Screw. NBCL
Run included some undulating terrain. Too dark to appreciate it.Marked in fluro pink paint. Pink bits loved it.
NBCL was almost impaired by tripping over some large metal object that turned out to be a sheep headlock apparatus.Thanks Tommy half a bar for the insights into sheep bondage.
At the drink stop, Normal and Nice member toppled over by sitting on a fence that couldn’t handle the truth or their weight!fallen fence sitters!
Normal came out and announced he has been gay for 72 years.If one gay drinks! All gays drink.
Criss cross charged Spartacus for having fine bone china cups for the charges!Gay! No. He’s not!
Lots of gay references.
No significant runs.
Venue. Excellent. Food. Fantastic
Next weeks run. I.C. 13 Queen Victoria Street.
She was not gay but a big Queen.
On In.
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