Run # 2116, 31 October 2022.
Dr Death/Shafted from the car park under the Good Guys
It’s time… for horse and Halloween.
Many people attended the run dressed in Halloween attire as jockeys. Many also attended later than the 6pm start time.
With a short run, the Grand Master was still not back, so the Box he Cums in took over leading duties. Only shortly though, as it was time for the Screw.
It was described as a “quickie run” and the map? Squint it might be a horse head. Campaspe saw one trail mark, there were a couple of halts, shiggy and a well-stocked drink stop. (Shitty trail)
Now on to the charges… with no grog master… and no grog. Short sharp and sweet sergeanting from Spencer Hocking ensured. It was told that the walkers got split in 3 and Pauline ended up alone. Apparently he enjoyed himself so much he pulled a muscle in his butt. Campaspe was also charged for her Halloween Pacman ghost get up resembling a poorly fitted condom. Exactly the kind of condom you would expect on a Quick Dick. (Mrs Murphy)
The next charge came to light following Rowdy’s spill on his bike. With the news that he was in the hospital having gravel removed from his face, it was surmised that he had dressed as the scariest thing he could think of… Mountie. Precious with his corpse paint was also noted to resemble Rowdy. (U.G.L.Y)
Precious was again charged for his work in social sector taking it out of him, as evidenced by his face. Spencer Hocking’s Halloween get up was also charged for appearing to be Lois Lane’s stolen Murkin. Mrs Dickhead was also charged for appearing in the news paper with a very female havy and not very gender diverse team. (This is your down down song)
On after was at the Old Colonist where I’m certain all the right decisions were made and we’re all millionaires.