As a follow up to the weekend in Mitiamo, someone seems to have misplaced the SOS singlet for the cross. Today’s committee run included the 12 days of Hashmas, with several verses sung at each halt and at the finishing circle. Lois was also charged as a Harriette with a bush please.
Sniffy runs this week went to Nutcracker 414, People Pleaser 33, Precious 373 and NBCL for reaching 300 runs, for which he was also presented with a commemorative T shirt.
Mountie screwed the run and mentioned that Mrs D was the stand in GM in Miti. It was noted that the run went past 10 churches or ex churches. Half-a-bar was said to have found a sheep with a bible in its mouth, the owner was easy to find, since their name was in the front cover. Bent Nose and BP were asked how their sex life was going, BP was very satisfied after doing chores. Half-a-bar wanted a cream bun, when asked how fresh, it was described as being as fresh as the woman of your dreams. He then changed his mind and said I’ll have a pie thanks.
Half-a-bar charged Nutcracker and NBCL for organising the worst weekend. He had to make his own pizza, put stubby’s in his own hand and his bed had been given to someone else. Lois was charged for Sat night, the night that the camel toe died. Half-a-bar was charged for giving IC a lift to Miti, with lots of expletives. IC was charged for laughing a Half-a-bar’s jokes. Half-a-bar was given a dollar to buy bread, potatoes, egg’s and chocolate. But he said, you can get that these days, now that they’ve got cameras. Spencer was charged for getting hooked, and Rowdy was charged for saying that he was no longer insured or registered, while remedying the situation. Spencer said he was glad that Shafted wasn’t fishing for tuna. There was then something about missing Bent Noses -69 run and Precious not being offered pussy in a timely manner. The RA was called for, Spencer answered that they weren’t here, so he’ll do, and was charged for rain on trail. Mrs D was also charged for incorrectly predicting no rain, which left poor Pink Bits soggy. We did see 3 rainbows which was very gay, so Normal was charged. Someone asked how they came up with the LGBTQIA+ sequence, the answer given was “arm wrestling”. There was something about a robotic cleaner, and BP was called. Cinderella was charged for forgetting he was driving at the Drink Stop and for the only spew at Miti. We were then inundated with children at the nearby Christmas decorations, and a call was made for a song book with no naughty words. Instead, we sang Baa baa black sheep. Bent was charged for paying for Lois’s meal and Pus Bucket was charged for stirring the beer with his finger. Twinkle Twinkle was the song choice here. Disco was charged for his 3 bags nasal routine and we sang Incy wincy spider. Pus Bucket was charged for missing his Fellow grog master and lastly Spencer was charged for getting hooked, Shafted went fishing in Echuca, but all he got was snags.
Rowdy kindly offered to fill Next Weeks Run. It will be held from the Farmer’s Arms Hotel in Creswick and he has predicted that there will be nice weather.
On On
Sunday, November 30, 2025
Friday, November 28, 2025
RUN 2284 – NBCL – Miti – Sat 29th November 2025
While I’m aware that what happens in Miti stays in Miti, I did take notes for the circle that took place after the run on Saturday, and I’d like to thank Nutcracker and NBCL for hosting another awesome Miti weekend. Down Downs were served in water bottles cut in half, since no cups were bought along.
Welcomes backs were extended to Minico, Doodle Nuts and Hush Puppy. It was pointed out that Lois Lane and our stand in GM, Mrs D, both missed adding Head Hunter to this list. So…Welcome back to Head Hunter too. Sniffy Runs were awarded to Pauline 450, Carpet Burns 171, Rowdy 1469, NBCL 299 and Mrs D 878
Mounties screw talked about the trail and the aboriginal stutter that resulted in Terrick Terrick National Park. We saw a speedy kangaroo and many, many ants. Carpet Burns failed her assigned task to take the drink stop to the lookout and we had to descend to get our drinks. Mountie then talked about Rowdy Chapter 67, blessed are the meek for they will inherit the earth. She also mentioned the sermon on the mount where anger was described as the root of murder and lust the root of adultery. Mountie finished by charging NBCL who was looking for Nutcracker, since he saw her car here. Then he remembered that he drove the car here and may or may not have gotten lost setting trail. Carpet Burns was charged for starting her drinking at 9am and Pus Bucket was charged for going the wrong way on the way to the run, but then Big Dog was charged for following Pus Bucket.
IC charged nutcracker for a fabulous Miti weekend, even bringing a hooker this year that caught Spencer Hocking. I was then charged for getting down on my knees with a stick in my mouth. Spencer Hocking was charged for getting lost and Jus Cum was charged for 2 wee’s on trail. She does have a wee problem. Jus cum was heard to ask what would happen if a snake bites her on her flaps while doing a wee. I said I had a snake bandage but wrapping could be difficult, maybe a mankini style. Quick Dick said he’d take it to the vet asap. Phuckwit Phil said, who’d want to suck poison out of that? Lois and Pauline were charged for wearing burka’s (aka fly nets) and Jus Cum was charged for getting her shorts/flaps stuck while climbing a fence. Lois was charged for not finishing her down down and Jus Cum for spilling her beer. There was then a joke about a girl so tall that he had to go up on her. Doodle nuts was charged for stealing Half-a-bar’s usual room and Rowdy was charged for wanting help to get his beer opened, while wearing his Hash Hat. Dig dog and Hush Puppy were charged for being matchy matchy and last charge went to Phuckwit Phil for turning his down down into a beer bong.
On On
Welcomes backs were extended to Minico, Doodle Nuts and Hush Puppy. It was pointed out that Lois Lane and our stand in GM, Mrs D, both missed adding Head Hunter to this list. So…Welcome back to Head Hunter too. Sniffy Runs were awarded to Pauline 450, Carpet Burns 171, Rowdy 1469, NBCL 299 and Mrs D 878
Mounties screw talked about the trail and the aboriginal stutter that resulted in Terrick Terrick National Park. We saw a speedy kangaroo and many, many ants. Carpet Burns failed her assigned task to take the drink stop to the lookout and we had to descend to get our drinks. Mountie then talked about Rowdy Chapter 67, blessed are the meek for they will inherit the earth. She also mentioned the sermon on the mount where anger was described as the root of murder and lust the root of adultery. Mountie finished by charging NBCL who was looking for Nutcracker, since he saw her car here. Then he remembered that he drove the car here and may or may not have gotten lost setting trail. Carpet Burns was charged for starting her drinking at 9am and Pus Bucket was charged for going the wrong way on the way to the run, but then Big Dog was charged for following Pus Bucket.
IC charged nutcracker for a fabulous Miti weekend, even bringing a hooker this year that caught Spencer Hocking. I was then charged for getting down on my knees with a stick in my mouth. Spencer Hocking was charged for getting lost and Jus Cum was charged for 2 wee’s on trail. She does have a wee problem. Jus cum was heard to ask what would happen if a snake bites her on her flaps while doing a wee. I said I had a snake bandage but wrapping could be difficult, maybe a mankini style. Quick Dick said he’d take it to the vet asap. Phuckwit Phil said, who’d want to suck poison out of that? Lois and Pauline were charged for wearing burka’s (aka fly nets) and Jus Cum was charged for getting her shorts/flaps stuck while climbing a fence. Lois was charged for not finishing her down down and Jus Cum for spilling her beer. There was then a joke about a girl so tall that he had to go up on her. Doodle nuts was charged for stealing Half-a-bar’s usual room and Rowdy was charged for wanting help to get his beer opened, while wearing his Hash Hat. Dig dog and Hush Puppy were charged for being matchy matchy and last charge went to Phuckwit Phil for turning his down down into a beer bong.
On On
Sunday, November 23, 2025
RUN 2283 – Dumb’n’dumber – Park Hotel – Monday 24th November 2025
Welcome to this weeks run, which was the holy 1 day of sun in Ballarat, in sharp contrast to last weeks weather. It was hard to hear above the Ed Sheeran music, so all the gingers were charged, Mrs D, Rowdy, Bent Nose, Cinderella and Disco while the music was being turned down. There was a big list of welcomes backs that went to Normal, Phukwit Phil, Cris Cross, Pebbles, Quick Dick and Carpet Burns. Quite the turn out this week!
Mountie’s screw began with a bible quote and finished with a joke about Nutcracker and NBCL’s sex life, where an examination by Dr Rowdy suggested improvement with a grape and a donut. Dumb and Num asked Dr Rowdy for a similar examination, but he said he couldn’t help, when pushed, he suggested an apple and a cheerio for them.
NBCL talked about the cricket and told us about the new Jehovah advent calendar, where every door opened says “Fk off!” He also told us about Rowdy’s last appointment, where a hunched old man shuffled into his office and then emerged walking up straight. When asked what he did, the answer was….Gave him a longer stick. Precious was charged on behalf all, for the support provided to Normal when Jill had her accident. Shafted was charged with a bad case of wankers hand. Nutcracker and NBCL were charged for not reaching orgasm, and Nutcracker asking, what am I swallowing? Dumb was charged for something about golf and Shafted was charged again for what is actually a horse whip injury. Normal was charged for getting Jill back to Normal and Phukwit Phil was charged for spelling his name wrong in the book. Carpet Burns was charged for not spreading covid this time, but syphilis instead.
Meals were coming out, so Next Weeks Run was announced to be a committee run from Normal’s bandstand with the on after at Eureka Pizza. There will be an event posted on Facebook to gauge numbers of those planning to attend.
For those attending, the Mitiamo weekend is planning to include an intervening run.
On on
Mountie’s screw began with a bible quote and finished with a joke about Nutcracker and NBCL’s sex life, where an examination by Dr Rowdy suggested improvement with a grape and a donut. Dumb and Num asked Dr Rowdy for a similar examination, but he said he couldn’t help, when pushed, he suggested an apple and a cheerio for them.
NBCL talked about the cricket and told us about the new Jehovah advent calendar, where every door opened says “Fk off!” He also told us about Rowdy’s last appointment, where a hunched old man shuffled into his office and then emerged walking up straight. When asked what he did, the answer was….Gave him a longer stick. Precious was charged on behalf all, for the support provided to Normal when Jill had her accident. Shafted was charged with a bad case of wankers hand. Nutcracker and NBCL were charged for not reaching orgasm, and Nutcracker asking, what am I swallowing? Dumb was charged for something about golf and Shafted was charged again for what is actually a horse whip injury. Normal was charged for getting Jill back to Normal and Phukwit Phil was charged for spelling his name wrong in the book. Carpet Burns was charged for not spreading covid this time, but syphilis instead.
Meals were coming out, so Next Weeks Run was announced to be a committee run from Normal’s bandstand with the on after at Eureka Pizza. There will be an event posted on Facebook to gauge numbers of those planning to attend.
For those attending, the Mitiamo weekend is planning to include an intervening run.
On on
Sunday, November 16, 2025
RUN 2282 – Donuts – 629 Post Office Rd Ross Creek – Remembrance Run – Monday 17th November 2025
Welcome to the blog for the run that was described as moister than an oyster. We welcomed back Exit, Wee Problem, Gilf and Billy. The only sniffy run that was recognised was Disco on 96, as a backwards 69.
The screw had to wait for the hare, Donuts, who was busy with dinner preparations. Mountie began her screw by saying that she had looked though her bible, but it had nothing to say about about Donuts, so she made some other quotes instead. Mountie went on to describe the run and was somewhat critical of Donuts giving NBCL the map. Pink arrows on trail may have contributed to Rowdy becoming lost. But we all made it back to the Drink Stop eventually. Someone was heard to say “Can’t get a Bar” and Mountie told us a joke about Bad Hair Day, Bent Nose and Donuts who on the walk had seen a sign for blow jobs. Prices ranged from $10 to $50 and $100. Bad Hair Day went for the cheapest option and said it was great, had a donut placed on his penis and it was topped with whipped cream that needed to be licked off. Bent Nose went for the $50 option, described the same and was very satisfied. Donuts selected the $100 job, described it the same, but said it was so good I ate it myself.
NBCL began with a symbolic burning of the hand drawn trail map that did not stop us getting lost. He then told us that he’d had a conversation with Billy before the run, and questioned why he locked his car when out here. Pauline was charged for locking his car too, now that he was outside of the safety of the village. Lois then told us a joke about Mountie, who had just done her tax return. When asked to list her occupation, she said whore. The accountant didn’t like that and asked for another description, so she said prostitute. This was also unacceptable, so Mountie said chicken farmer. When asked for an explanation, she said she’d raised 5000 cocks last year. Lois was charged for getting good value for her joke, as it was told yesterday at PMT Hash. Bad Hair Day was charged for saying Hello Hair/Hare, he was clearly not talking to himself. We then celebrated a Hashy Birthday for Evie (Evil), who turned 15 today. So if one dog drinks, all dogs drink and Big Dog was charged. Nutcracker, never one to disappoint, piped up to say “He’s not here”, so she was charged too. I was then charged as a visiting GM. Yes, Campaspe is the new Grand Mistress of PMT hash. Dumb was charged for turning the fire into a smoker. NBCL was charged for sending the runners the wrong way, when holding the trail map. He also told us to keep an eye out for a tree, which is not a particularly useful landmark while running through a forest. Rowdy was charged for coming first, even though he was following pink arrows. Pauline was charged for buying Olympic themed condoms, gold silver and bronze. When asked which one to use, silver was selected, so he would come second. Someone questioned the use of the bronze one, this was quickly answered with “its for the other hole, so you come turd”. Dumb was charged again for adding donut oil to the fire, it really wasn’t helping. IC, Disco, Mrs D and Bent Nose were charged for calling trail on the walk, so Lois and Pauline didn’t get lost. Dumb was charged AGAIN, to try to keep him away from the fire. There was then another joke about Dumb going to a seminar about the paranormal. People were asked, who believes in ghosts, lots of hands went up. Who’s seen a ghost, a few hands went up. When asked if anyone has had sex with ghost, Dumb’s hand went up. When questioned further, he explained, Oh I thought you said goat. Bad Hair Day updated us on Jill, saying that she was back to normal. Wow, good recovery! But No, she is just going home to normal and her recovery is still a work in progress. People Pleaser was talking with Exit and they scored charges, because she thought his name was People Teaser. Talking more about fire accelerants, we were told that diesel was used earlier or was it distillate. Pauline was charged for stealing Shafted mining related stubby holder and Jus Cum was charged for not worrying about getting lost on trail. Wee Problem was charged for not being in the circle, while she was fking cooking. Exit scored the last down down.
Next weeks run will be hosted by Dumb’n’dumber from the Park Hotel, because Nummy will be away.
Final announcement is a reminder for anyone yet to pay for our Mitiamo weekend. Give $65 cash to Nutcracker ASAP.
On On
The screw had to wait for the hare, Donuts, who was busy with dinner preparations. Mountie began her screw by saying that she had looked though her bible, but it had nothing to say about about Donuts, so she made some other quotes instead. Mountie went on to describe the run and was somewhat critical of Donuts giving NBCL the map. Pink arrows on trail may have contributed to Rowdy becoming lost. But we all made it back to the Drink Stop eventually. Someone was heard to say “Can’t get a Bar” and Mountie told us a joke about Bad Hair Day, Bent Nose and Donuts who on the walk had seen a sign for blow jobs. Prices ranged from $10 to $50 and $100. Bad Hair Day went for the cheapest option and said it was great, had a donut placed on his penis and it was topped with whipped cream that needed to be licked off. Bent Nose went for the $50 option, described the same and was very satisfied. Donuts selected the $100 job, described it the same, but said it was so good I ate it myself.
NBCL began with a symbolic burning of the hand drawn trail map that did not stop us getting lost. He then told us that he’d had a conversation with Billy before the run, and questioned why he locked his car when out here. Pauline was charged for locking his car too, now that he was outside of the safety of the village. Lois then told us a joke about Mountie, who had just done her tax return. When asked to list her occupation, she said whore. The accountant didn’t like that and asked for another description, so she said prostitute. This was also unacceptable, so Mountie said chicken farmer. When asked for an explanation, she said she’d raised 5000 cocks last year. Lois was charged for getting good value for her joke, as it was told yesterday at PMT Hash. Bad Hair Day was charged for saying Hello Hair/Hare, he was clearly not talking to himself. We then celebrated a Hashy Birthday for Evie (Evil), who turned 15 today. So if one dog drinks, all dogs drink and Big Dog was charged. Nutcracker, never one to disappoint, piped up to say “He’s not here”, so she was charged too. I was then charged as a visiting GM. Yes, Campaspe is the new Grand Mistress of PMT hash. Dumb was charged for turning the fire into a smoker. NBCL was charged for sending the runners the wrong way, when holding the trail map. He also told us to keep an eye out for a tree, which is not a particularly useful landmark while running through a forest. Rowdy was charged for coming first, even though he was following pink arrows. Pauline was charged for buying Olympic themed condoms, gold silver and bronze. When asked which one to use, silver was selected, so he would come second. Someone questioned the use of the bronze one, this was quickly answered with “its for the other hole, so you come turd”. Dumb was charged again for adding donut oil to the fire, it really wasn’t helping. IC, Disco, Mrs D and Bent Nose were charged for calling trail on the walk, so Lois and Pauline didn’t get lost. Dumb was charged AGAIN, to try to keep him away from the fire. There was then another joke about Dumb going to a seminar about the paranormal. People were asked, who believes in ghosts, lots of hands went up. Who’s seen a ghost, a few hands went up. When asked if anyone has had sex with ghost, Dumb’s hand went up. When questioned further, he explained, Oh I thought you said goat. Bad Hair Day updated us on Jill, saying that she was back to normal. Wow, good recovery! But No, she is just going home to normal and her recovery is still a work in progress. People Pleaser was talking with Exit and they scored charges, because she thought his name was People Teaser. Talking more about fire accelerants, we were told that diesel was used earlier or was it distillate. Pauline was charged for stealing Shafted mining related stubby holder and Jus Cum was charged for not worrying about getting lost on trail. Wee Problem was charged for not being in the circle, while she was fking cooking. Exit scored the last down down.
Next weeks run will be hosted by Dumb’n’dumber from the Park Hotel, because Nummy will be away.
Final announcement is a reminder for anyone yet to pay for our Mitiamo weekend. Give $65 cash to Nutcracker ASAP.
On On
Sunday, November 9, 2025
RUN 2281 – Lois & Pauline – Remembrance Run – Monday 10th November 2025
Well, I’d like to begin by expressing my disappointment for the lack of scribe last week while I took a well-earned break. Despite giving advance notice of my intended absence and finding a fill-in, that also did not turn up (not my fault), there was no fill-in scribe. So now, there is no blog for last weeks Melbourne Cup committee run.
This week, a single welcome back was awarded to No Name. Sniffy runs of note went to No Name on 11 and Cinderella on 101. We also gave James (our new, younger and better Renob look alike) a drink here for his first run.
Mountie’s screw began with a welcome to the arrow dome and a reading from her bible. There was a declaration that Pauline lost had lost his shit, we had 3 drink stops, champagne floats with ice-cream, little boys and the usual beers. Some may say this was a bit over the top! Mountie told us a story about Pauline and Lois and how that since they have moved house, they have taken up golf. However, Pauline ended up in emergency with concussion. Somehow, during golf, he’d hit a ball and due to his big slice, the ball went into a paddock of cows. Looking around for the ball, it was found to have landed up the arse of a cow. Mountie told us that Lois and Pauline had to call on relatives for flour and chalk, having discarded all their own in the move. The military past of Lois and Pauline was recognised and in our version of Remembrance Day, Lois read out our Sovereign Hash role of Honour for our fallen comrades: Wilbur, Midnight, Russell up the Publican, Heavy, Half-a-bra, Big Balls, Crunt, Drop Kick, Sorry, Glider, SS, Pussy and Arso.
Our Sargeant NBCL stepped up and told us that Mastabait and Half-a-Bar were at the bar and happened to see someone they recognised. When asked if they remembered who they were, Half-A-Bar replied “no”. But Mastabait said “You’re Gang Bang”. In another races story, Pus Bucket and Spartacus were hanging our together and were asked by some hot girls “do you like cock?”, as they thought they were together. Mrs Dickhead charged her offspring, who had all attended Metallica on Sat, where half of the team spewed, not Precious or Mrs Dickhead. Pink Pits charged Disco for sending photos of a groomsman, but for not being able to remember how he got home. Since we had taken over the Cattleyards smoking area, two of the local ladies were given a down, down. Rowdy and Bent Nose had been for a bike ride and thought they might check out Lois and Pauline’s new place, but even though it was 8.45am, no one was about to open the gate at the lifestyle village. Shafted was charged for driving across the road to the Drink Stop and Cinderella was charged for complaining that there was nothing worse than wet socks, even though it was suggested that this might be a common occurrence.
Next weeks run will be hosted by Donuts. The run will start from the end of State Forest Road and the on after will be at Donuts place, 629 Post Office Road, Ross Creek.
We finished up with an announcement for our upcoming Mitiamo weekend, 28-30th November. Nutcracker needs numbers and money ($65 cash only) ASAP.
On On
This week, a single welcome back was awarded to No Name. Sniffy runs of note went to No Name on 11 and Cinderella on 101. We also gave James (our new, younger and better Renob look alike) a drink here for his first run.
Mountie’s screw began with a welcome to the arrow dome and a reading from her bible. There was a declaration that Pauline lost had lost his shit, we had 3 drink stops, champagne floats with ice-cream, little boys and the usual beers. Some may say this was a bit over the top! Mountie told us a story about Pauline and Lois and how that since they have moved house, they have taken up golf. However, Pauline ended up in emergency with concussion. Somehow, during golf, he’d hit a ball and due to his big slice, the ball went into a paddock of cows. Looking around for the ball, it was found to have landed up the arse of a cow. Mountie told us that Lois and Pauline had to call on relatives for flour and chalk, having discarded all their own in the move. The military past of Lois and Pauline was recognised and in our version of Remembrance Day, Lois read out our Sovereign Hash role of Honour for our fallen comrades: Wilbur, Midnight, Russell up the Publican, Heavy, Half-a-bra, Big Balls, Crunt, Drop Kick, Sorry, Glider, SS, Pussy and Arso.
Our Sargeant NBCL stepped up and told us that Mastabait and Half-a-Bar were at the bar and happened to see someone they recognised. When asked if they remembered who they were, Half-A-Bar replied “no”. But Mastabait said “You’re Gang Bang”. In another races story, Pus Bucket and Spartacus were hanging our together and were asked by some hot girls “do you like cock?”, as they thought they were together. Mrs Dickhead charged her offspring, who had all attended Metallica on Sat, where half of the team spewed, not Precious or Mrs Dickhead. Pink Pits charged Disco for sending photos of a groomsman, but for not being able to remember how he got home. Since we had taken over the Cattleyards smoking area, two of the local ladies were given a down, down. Rowdy and Bent Nose had been for a bike ride and thought they might check out Lois and Pauline’s new place, but even though it was 8.45am, no one was about to open the gate at the lifestyle village. Shafted was charged for driving across the road to the Drink Stop and Cinderella was charged for complaining that there was nothing worse than wet socks, even though it was suggested that this might be a common occurrence.
Next weeks run will be hosted by Donuts. The run will start from the end of State Forest Road and the on after will be at Donuts place, 629 Post Office Road, Ross Creek.
We finished up with an announcement for our upcoming Mitiamo weekend, 28-30th November. Nutcracker needs numbers and money ($65 cash only) ASAP.
On On
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